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[quote name='BurnsBengal' timestamp='1357444699' post='1205183']


Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I
will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I
will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not
responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.

Rules are as follows -

1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) You
beat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keep
your $20.

Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* get
dunked on. Repeatedly.

2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay out
is the same as basketball with the following caveats:

a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.
b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.

Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wicked
splitty, heavy fastball, good change.

3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don't
hit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on the
screws, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.

4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance me
and I'll pay you $4,500
Here are my current averages:

Pass: 63 yds
Punt: 52 yds
Kick: 61 yds

Total: 176 yds!

5. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and I
pay you $500 on the spot.

6. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about
going there.
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Bro, I live in Dayton! Bring your weak ass on. I've got a hoop in my front yard, and I live on 5 acres of beautifully manicured land, with a swimming pool. By the way, I boxed golden gloves. Bring your karate, I've got a little Krazy for you. And a glock. And you pay upfront since you talk so much shit.
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Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I
will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I
will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not
responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.

6. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about
going there.
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[quote name='BurnsBengal' timestamp='1357444699' post='1205183']


Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I
will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I
will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not
responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.

Rules are as follows -

1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) You
beat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keep
your $20.

Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* get
dunked on. Repeatedly.

2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay out
is the same as basketball with the following caveats:

a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.
b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.

Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wicked
splitty, heavy fastball, good change.

3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don't
hit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on the
screws, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.

4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance me
and I'll pay you $4,500
Here are my current averages:

Pass: 63 yds
Punt: 52 yds
Kick: 61 yds

Total: 176 yds!

5. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and I
pay you $500 on the spot.

6. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about
going there.
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That was as bad as his post.

If you're really *that* good, I want you on our flag football team. Where do you live?
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[quote name='kennethmw' timestamp='1357435076' post='1204871']
I'm smarter than you, make more money than you, drive a nicer car than you, live in a bigger house than you, and you think i give a fuck what your poor, stupid ass thinks?
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You dont do any of the above more than me, and I agree with him.
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[quote name='kennethmw' timestamp='1357445230' post='1205188']


Bro, I live in Dayton! Bring your weak ass on. I've got a hoop in my front yard, and I live on 5 acres of beautifully manicured land, with a swimming pool. By the way, I boxed golden gloves. Bring your karate, I've got a little Krazy for you. And a glock. And you pay upfront since you talk so much shit.
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lol. Sorry, should have been clearer. That tough guy challenge is about as old as the innernets. Your post reminded me of it and just thought most people have seen it and would bring a chuckle on an otherwise shitty night.
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[quote name='kennethmw' timestamp='1357445230' post='1205188']
Bro, I live in Dayton! Bring your weak ass on. I've got a hoop in my front yard, and I live on 5 acres of beautifully manicured land, with a swimming pool. By the way, I boxed golden gloves. Bring your karate, I've got a little Krazy for you. And a glock. And you pay upfront since you talk so much shit.
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:lmao: :lmao: :pursefight: :466: :24: :gayfight2: :gayflag:

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[quote name='mullichicken25' timestamp='1357437995' post='1205000']
I feel like Marvin has taken then bengals as far as he can take them
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Marvin is 79-80-1 in the regular season, 0-4 in the post-season. That's 164 games coached without a playoff win. WOW
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[quote name='SocalBengalEd' timestamp='1357449205' post='1205230']
I want in on the internet tough guy competition too. I'm studly too, played football until 21, my mom thinks I'm handsome and a carry a gun for a living. :sport27:
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Well I want in on this too... I have fired and teach missile systems, machine guns, and small arms.

Anyone want to be my tag team partner? I can damn sure guarantee no one will dunk on me after I fire up the .50 cal!!!

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Ill always respect Marvin. He took this team from the shithole to at least being decent and a playoff team about half the time.

But he's not the guy that will get us a championship and at the end of the day that's what I want more than anything.

Is there a risk we will fall back to where we were in the 90s? Sure. Is it a risk we have to take if our goal is to win it all? I really think so.
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[quote name='BurnsBengal' timestamp='1357444699' post='1205183']


Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I
will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I
will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not
responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.

Rules are as follows -

1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) You
beat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keep
your $20.

Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* get
dunked on. Repeatedly.

2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay out
is the same as basketball with the following caveats:

a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.
b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.

Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wicked
splitty, heavy fastball, good change.

3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don't
hit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on the
screws, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.

4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance me
and I'll pay you $4,500
Here are my current averages:

Pass: 63 yds
Punt: 52 yds
Kick: 61 yds

Total: 176 yds!

5. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and I
pay you $500 on the spot.

6. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about
going there.
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Are you Bo Jackson?

If not then we strap bombs to our chests, you blow up first i take your $500! Deal?
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[quote name='ButchWalkerRokks' timestamp='1357454403' post='1205260']
If it has taken anybody up until this game to realize Marvin isn't the guy that will lead us to the promised lands, I feel sorry for you
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In the Dallas game we were out of timeouts with 14 min left in the game, in the Pittsburgh game we all know what happened, in the Baltimore game we ran out of timeouts in the third quarter. In the Houston game he didn't do anything blatantly bad but this game we were definitely out coaches all around.


I mean the numbers don't lie. He is the number 3 in nfl history of most coached games without a playoff win. No fucking excuses for that.
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[quote name='JBandJoeyV' timestamp='1357454996' post='1205261']


In the Dallas game we were out of timeouts with 14 min left in the game, in the Pittsburgh game we all know what happened, in the Baltimore game we ran out of timeouts in the third quarter. In the Houston game he didn't do anything blatantly bad but this game we were definitely out coaches all around.


I mean the numbers don't lie. He is the number 3 in nfl history of most coached games without a playoff win. No fucking excuses for that.
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Bengals only had 16 carries for 80 yards. Lawfirm had 11 of those for 63. 5.7 yards per carry, or 5 yards per carry for all backs combined. Dalton had 30 pass attempts for 127 yards, or 4.23 yards per attempt.


I have no damn idea why we kept throwing the ball. There are teams in this league that can line up and fling it, and even when the defense knows its coming they still can't stop it. The Bengals are not one of those teams. When you are doing something and getting 5 yards a pop, you keep doing it until they stop you. When you have an offense that can't gain yards in the air, you take it to the ground until you have favorable numbers in coverage. That's Football 101, and something that many kids playing Madden understand. Why this coaching staff completely failed to execute this today is a mystery that makes me want to pull my eyes from their sockets.
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[quote name='kennethmw' timestamp='1357445230' post='1205188']


Bro, I live in Dayton! Bring your weak ass on. I've got a hoop in my front yard, and I live on 5 acres of beautifully manicured land, with a swimming pool. By the way, I boxed golden gloves. Bring your karate, I've got a little Krazy for you. And a glock. And you pay upfront since you talk so much shit..
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Oh yeah baby! Mixing in some landscaping smack. Kenny bringing it!

Let me know when this is going to happen, I will sell the beer and popcorn.

I think we need to add Dick swinging to the list of events.
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