Jamie_B Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Karl Rove is reporting that his girlfriend still might exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote][color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3] Ryan Ackerman ?@12rtackerman12 Manti Te'o's girlfriend is Miss January in the 2013 Mayan calendar.[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [b] The Donald was impressed by Deadspin's great work on the Te'o story, so he let them know.[/b] http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/how-to-take-a-compliment-from-donald-trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.B. Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Lmao. Deadspin won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536971_580094965340118_1308468677_n.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|kennethmw| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='oldschooler' timestamp='1358448649' post='1208959'] [b] The Donald was impressed by Deadspin's great work on the Te'o story, so he let them know.[/b] [url="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/how-to-take-a-compliment-from-donald-trump"]http://www.buzzfeed....om-donald-trump[/url] [/quote] Classic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.B. Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [img]http://cdn.niketalk.com/9/98/98ef6015_teojob2.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [img]http://mentalitymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/manti_teo_jayz-e1358439099456.png[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I also have heard he is in contact with an attorney in Nigeria about helping the beautiful widow of a billionaire political prisoner transfer her fortune to a bank account in the Cayman Islands for a percentage of the funds . He has already sent his social security number as well as credit card and bank account numbers to the attorney so the account can be set up in his name for the transfer and he will get his share once it is made. They say that there's a fool born every minute but when Te'o was born, there wasn't another fool born for about four years. Except in Pittsburgh where being born a fool is a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [img]http://mentalitymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/manti-teo-gf-accurate-mark-sanchez.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sois Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Can Lewdog be unbanned so he can come defend his hero? We are missing Lewdog gold now. I hope yall realize this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='sois' timestamp='1358450583' post='1208974'] Can Lewdog be unbanned so he can come defend his hero? We are missing Lewdog gold now. I hope yall realize this. [/quote] Te'o may not have know what catfishing was but with a girlfriend like that, I bet he was an expert at chicken choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='Jamie_B' timestamp='1358446439' post='1208953'] Karl Rove is reporting that his girlfriend still might exist. [/quote] Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='Jamie_B' timestamp='1358446439' post='1208953'] [s]Karl Rove[/s] [b]Geraldo Rivera[/b] is reporting that his girlfriend still might exist. [/quote] Fixt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='Jason' timestamp='1358453716' post='1208989'] Fixt. [/quote] Naw I got it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [b]Manti Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='Jamie_B' timestamp='1358450182' post='1208972'] [/quote] [b]These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [b]Manti Te'o might see his draft prospects drop but he should probably be No. 1 in the fantasy draft.[/b] [center][img]http://itsalwayssunnyindetroit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Musburger.jpg[/img][/center] [center][size=5][b]Musburger:[/b][i][b] "Oh, you middle linebackers, you get all the imaginary women!" [/b][/i][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [color=#008000][size=8][b]PWN[/b][/size][/color][color=#DAA520][size=8][b]AGE[/b][/size][/color][color=#008000][size=8][b] [/b][/size][/color] [b]Manti Te'o just changed his Facebook status to 'its complicated'[/b] [b]Two ppl that don't know what its like to be touched by Manti Te'o, his imaginary girlfriend and Eddie Lacy[/b] [b]In response to the T'eo fake girlfriend story, AJ McCarron said, [i]"Only 5% of my girlfriend is fake. I win again."[/i][/b] [b]Just heard "AJ McCarron's girlfriend will be featured in [i]SI Swimsuit Edition[/i], while Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be feature on [i]Mythbusters[/i]". [/b] [b]Manti Te'o: [i]"I don't always date imaginary girls... but when I do, they die."[/i][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Harley| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 This guy needs to be on suicide watch. This ends bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluhartz Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='oldschooler' timestamp='1358448649' post='1208959'] [b] The Donald was impressed by Deadspin's great work on the Te'o story, so he let them know.[/b] [url="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/how-to-take-a-compliment-from-donald-trump"]http://www.buzzfeed....om-donald-trump[/url] [/quote] Awesome... I couldn't like something much more than that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='BlackJesus' timestamp='1358457982' post='1209013'] [color=#008000][size=8][b]PWN[/b][/size][/color][color=#daa520][size=8][b]AGE[/b][/size][/color][color=#008000][size=8][b] [/b][/size][/color] [b]Manti Te'o just changed his Facebook status to 'its complicated'[/b] [b]Two ppl that don't know what its like to be touched by Manti Te'o, his imaginary girlfriend and Eddie Lacy[/b] [b]In response to the T'eo fake girlfriend story, AJ McCarron said, [i]"Only 5% of my girlfriend is fake. I win again."[/i][/b] [b]Just heard "AJ McCarron's girlfriend will be featured in [i]SI Swimsuit Edition[/i], while Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be feature on [i]Mythbusters[/i]". [/b] [b]Manti Te'o: [i]"I don't always date imaginary girls... but when I do, they die."[/i][/b] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [b]"At least my girlfriend Halle Berry is real. It's just the relationship that's imaginary." --- Phil Taylor[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [b]Hey everybody, give him a break! [/b] [b]I mean, look at the bright side of things. He isn't a complete liar ... Leukemia really does exist. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|BlackJesus| Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [center][IMG]http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab59/Julio00oo/manti_teo_ldsmingle_fark0001_zpsa5655fe6.gif[/IMG][/center] [center][b]... might want to get a new "face" to advertise with LOL [/b][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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