Columbus, Ohio man rips off part of his penis...

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http://www.freep.com/article/20130624/NEWS05/306240113/penis-musrooms-injury-ypsilanti-township-washtenaw-county-sheriff-s-office

 

Man rips off part of his penis; cops say the drugs made him do it

 

A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after, police said, he ripped off part of his penis during a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School, 105 N. Mansfield St., about 1 a.m. Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

 

The man was kneeling outside the school and bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man’s body were transferred to the hospital with him.

 

“He really wasn’t saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming,” Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn’t take anything. “He wasn’t making sense. They couldn’t really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation.”

 

The man later told investigators he picked up hallucinogenic mushrooms earlier in the day while he was in town visiting friends in a neighborhood near the school. The man does not have a history of mental problems or extensive drug use, Fox said.

 

“We’ve sent his blood off for further analysis to see if there was anything else, if the mushrooms could have been laced with something,” Fox said, adding that toxicology results are pending.

 

Medics first took the man to St. Joseph Mercy Hospital in Superior Township. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Derrick Jackson said the man is being treated at University of Michigan Health System.

 

Fox declined to discuss details of the man’s treatment but said he had been close to death.

 

“In terms of vital signs, they were as low as they could go without being dead — I could only assume due to the blood loss and the shock and trauma to the body,” he said

 

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmeu9JgHb8w[/media]

 

 

[sois]

hes black, he can afford to lose a few inches 

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I think we're facing an epidemic...  One thing I've learned is that if you are in your 40's and drink, don't have any sharp object laying around...

 

http://gawker.com/drunk-man-gets-back-at-angry-girlfriend-by-cutting-off-507566056

 

Drunk Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off His Own Penis

 

Having had enough of arguing with his girlfriend over his drinking habit, a man in Keelung City, Taiwan, reportedly retreated to the bathroom with a pair of scissors in hand, and proceeded to slice off his own penis.
 
Local media outlets say the 46-year-old had spent most of the day at home consuming alcohol, and when his girlfriend arrived in the evening she began to hassle him about being inebriated.

 

The argument abruptly ended after the man grabbed a pair of household scissors and went into the bathroom to snip off his sex organ.

 

Then, as the horrified girlfriend watched on, he flushed his severed member down the toilet.

 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/05/22/man-cuts-off--penis-cornwall_n_3319010.html

 

Man, 43, Cuts Off Own Penis In Penryn, Cornwall

 

A 43-year-old man has cut off his own penis in a residential street in Cornwall.

 

The naked man used a kitchen knife as he performed the amputation in front of horrified onlookers, The Falmouth Packet reports.

 

 

http://www.wlox.com/story/22691119/police-homeless-man-cuts-off-penis-blames-busch-beer

 

Homeless man cuts off penis says, "Busch beer made me do it!"

 

LORAIN, OH (WOIO) -
Lorain Police say a homeless man was Life Flighted to the hospital after cutting off his penis.

 

Cops were called to the area of East 21st Street and Access Road Tuesday around noon after an unauthorized man was seen on CSX Railroad property

 

Officers found the man with his hands and gym shorts covered in blood. He told officers that he had just cut his penis off. According to the police report, he said he tried to use an old rusty saw, but he used a broke bottle when the saw didn't work.

 

The man told police that "Busch (beer) made me do it."

 

The man's penis was found lying on the train tracks nearby.

 

Life Flight was called, and took the man to Metro for treatment. A mental evaluation request was also made with Life Flight.

 

 

...and in other news, JAMIE undergoes surgery today to have his penis reattached.  He was heard screaming all the way "Bush made me do it dumbass, not the beer..." 

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:lol:

 

Well I do live in the same county that John Bobbit did when he lost his.

 

 

Wait what? :ninja: