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Arizona Cardinals quarterback Carson Palmer isn’t showing stripes about Cincinnati Bengals exit


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  • 2 weeks later...

18-35 187 0/2 against a porous NOS defense

 

His first three games in AZ are showing a disturbing trend:

 

STL: 26-40-327 2/1

DET: 22-39-248 1/1

NOS: 18-35-187 0/2

 

Each game he attempts 2.5 fewer and completes 4 fewer passes, throws for 70 fewer yards, throws one fewer TD and one-half more INTs.

 

His line against TBB this week should be: 14-33-117 (-1)/2  (I would interpret -1 TDs to be a pick-six)

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  • 3 weeks later...

Following a rough 2010 season, Carson Palmer wanted out of Cincinnati. He and his family had to deal not only with a barrage of criticism via normal outlets but excessive incidents like trash being dumped on his front lawn. Things like that helped him make his decision to ask for a trade.  

 

 

 

http://www.foxsportsohio.com/nfl/cincinnati-bengals/story/Schaub-story-brings-memory-of-Palmer?blockID=948999&feedID=3724

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Carson's wife walked in on him in the middle of a disgusting raccoon orgy.

 

 

Mystery solved.

Carson was also involved in an orgy with a group of homeless people. They call that  'soup kitchen'. Carson's wife found a note that said "Thanks for the F-shack."

Signed, Dirty Mike & the boys

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"Carson Palmer isn't Showing Stripes About Cincinnati Bengals Exit". Well thank God for small favors. After watching him YET AGAIN be interception prone, I have to say: fuck you, SOIS. Or maybe I should say THANK YOU for small favors.

 

Dude sucks anymore.

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"Carson Palmer isn't Showing Stripes About Cincinnati Bengals Exit". Well thank God for small favors. After watching him YET AGAIN be interception prone, I have to say: fuck you, SOIS. Or maybe I should say THANK YOU for small favors.

 

Dude sucks anymore.

I saw the patented 'mad chin strap rip' from CP more than a few times last night.

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