AmishBengalFan Posted December 30, 2013 Report Share Posted December 30, 2013 I'm gonna bask in the warm glow of the Chargers' OT victory over the Kansas City Steelers tonight, so consider this the calm before the storm. But here's your placeholder for the Douchebaggery of Philip Rivers thread. No... it's too soon. Congratulations, Philip, on your well-deserved playoff berth. You only needed two other good teams to lose, and then it took y'all 75 minutes to beat the Chiefs' second-stringers at home, and would've lost if Ryan Succop hadn't pushed that Steeler-clinching FG wide right OR if the refs knew how to count past 6 when checking to see if your Punt Block team had lined up legally - yes, it was well-deserved. Welcome to the playoffs, Champ. We love you and your team right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungletiger Posted December 30, 2013 Report Share Posted December 30, 2013 I like Rivers, but as a player couldn't care less about his personal life as it doesn't effect the Bengals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted December 30, 2013 Report Share Posted December 30, 2013 I don't like Rivers at all. He's been exposed as a colossal entitled douchebag. All the better when our pass rush turns his ass into gelatin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AmishBengalFan Posted January 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 I'm having the worst day ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 Poopin' in my pants, again.... (Pooping grunt) baby, woo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 I'm a bigger douche than YOU, Boger! Suck it, side judge, or I'll ram my fist right in your spider bite! Hey old man, what happens if I yell into your hearing aid? YYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Stupid Ref! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AmishBengalFan Posted January 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 Gimmetheballgimmetheballsnapitsnapitsnapit. Fuckin' stupid Center. Goddam it! "You call that a defense, Denver??? Derrrr!!!" “It’s done? Goooooood. Gooooood. My plan is all falling into place. Heheheheheheheh” "Dude, like my brother, he's got these awesome tools! He can fix this. He can fix anything. Duuuuude!" “Well, on the one hand we we barely beat an NFL JV team this week. On the other, yeah, we really suck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupiterfan Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 Rivers sucks but he is talented, he better not blow up Sunday for his best game of the season...I hope our defense has grown enough to stop QBs who can carry their teams to a win and need to play a complete game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 I'm having the worst day ever... ...until January 5, 2014. :weaksauce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 This thread is hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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