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Manziel’s latest Vegas trip creates an interesting photo

 

Posted by Mike Florio on July 7, 2014, 9:26 AM EDT

Browns quarterback Johnny Manzielreturned to Vegas for the Fourth of July weekend.  Naturally, there are photos.

And one of them is leading to plenty of speculation.

Via BustedCoverage.com, one picture shows Manziel in a bathroom tightly rolling money.  Rolled dollar bills are often used for snorting cocaine and cocaine is often snorted in the bathroom of a nightclub.  (At least that’s what they did in the ’80s.  I’ve heard.)

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We won’t speculate on what Manziel planned to do with the money, and there’s no evidence in the photo of any cocaine or other banned substances.  And if anyone knows of any reasons why Manziel would be tightly rolling money in a bathroom, feel free to drop them in the comments.

Players are tested for banned recreational drugs only once per year.  If Manziel had his test during offseason workouts, he faces no further testing until April 20, 2015.

Unless, of course, the powers-that-be regard the photo as reasonable cause for asking Manziel to donate a cup of urine for insertion into a machine that will determine whether the urine contains evidence of any banned substances.

Meanwhile, it’s been less than two weeks since the Browns reportedly told Manziel to tone it down.  Whatever Manziel planned to do with that dollar, he isn’t toning it down — especially since other photos posted at BustedCoverage.com show him kissing Playboy Social model Dallas Parks.

 
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There are 50 million reasons for rolling a dollar bill...  ..and yes Dallas Parks is in these photos...  1/2 :ninja:

 

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Why was Johnny Manziel rolling a twenty dollar bill in a Las Vegas bathroom?

People are jumping to conclusions way too fast on the Money Manziel rolling scandal. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to roll money that people are forgetting.

 

Yesterday evening, Busted Coverage obtained a photograph of what appears to be Johnny Manziel rolling a twenty dollar bill in a Las Vegas bathroom:

 

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People have been quick to speculate that Johnny is rolling the bill to snort cocaine. While that's possible, we've come up with a list of more likely explanations.

Johnny is testing whether the bill is a counterfeit, practicing for a commercial shoot with Wal-Mart, the store where any bill larger than $5 is met with suspicion.

 

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The only reason we know that Johnny was in Vegas this weekend is because Corey Kaepernick - who apparently isn't related to NFL QB Colin Kaepernick even though they look a hell of a lot alike - tweeted out a photo of himself with Manziel on his flight. Manziel could just be rolling a simple spitball shooter to get back at him.

 

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Just two weeks ago, Johnny was caught on video talking into a brick of cash like a phone. Perhaps he is just taking his money phone to the next level.

 

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Johnny is putting together really expensive Chinese finger traps for his friends.

 

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Beyond drinking and hooking up with gorgeous women, Manziel also enjoys piecing together large scale Lego reproductions of WWII Battleships. He could be using this dollar to finish the turrets on his current project, which will be sold at a charity auction by the WWII Lego Battleship / Autograph dealer pictured below:

 

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A simpler explanation could be that Manziel is putting together a high roller crazy straw to use while enjoying some non-alcoholic beverages:

 

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He could also be trying to outdo himself entirely by creating and partying with the world's largest origami dollar bill swan:

 

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Johnny may be making rings for the women he meets this weekend - primarily Playboy Social model Dallas Parks.

 

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Then again, this is all ridiculous. For all we know there could be a soda machine outside of that bathroom that isn't taking his dollar. Or, he could just really LOVE magic tricks:

 

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http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/02/johnny-manziel-checks-into-rehab-cleveland-browns-quarterback/

Johnny Manziel has checked into a treatment center ... this according to multiple members of Manziel's camp. 

A rep for the Cleveland Browns issued a statement saying, "Brad Beckworth, friend and advisor to Manziel and his family, has confirmed that Johnny entered treatment on Wednesday."

"Johnny knows there are areas in which he needs to improve in order to be a better family member, friend and teammate and he thought the off-season was the right time to take this step."

"On behalf of Johnny and his family, we’re asking for..privacy until he rejoins the team in Cleveland."


 
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http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/02/johnny-manziel-checks-into-rehab-cleveland-browns-quarterback/

Johnny Manziel has checked into a treatment center ... this according to multiple members of Manziel's camp. 

A rep for the Cleveland Browns issued a statement saying, "Brad Beckworth, friend and advisor to Manziel and his family, has confirmed that Johnny entered treatment on Wednesday."

"Johnny knows there are areas in which he needs to improve in order to be a better family member, friend and teammate and he thought the off-season was the right time to take this step."

"On behalf of Johnny and his family, we’re asking for..privacy until he rejoins gets cut from the team in Cleveland."


 

 

 

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