|SF2| Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Where is Chuck Noll buried? :ninja: Anyone know if John Taylor or Montana have bought funeral plots yet? Just want to put it on my bucket list. :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Anyone know if John Taylor or Montana have bought funeral plots yet? Just want to put it on my bucket list. :ninja: Or "Hacksaw" Reynolds. The sad thing is he grew up in Cincinnati. Went to the same HS Pete Rose (and I) went to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 I can't believe Todd Heap would piss on Irsay's grave like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldcat Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Anyone who A) Sets it as a goal to urinate on a deceased NFL owners grave. B.) Is stupid enough to post it on Facebook. has little going right in his life. Even worse is to do it with a catheter and a tube. Crap, if you are going to make a stupid statement, whip it out and go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Fans do the stupidest things. This reminds me of the Auburn tree guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarkster Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 How high did he have to raise his leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkansas Bengal Posted July 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Man faces jail time, fine for urination Updated: July 29, 2014, 3:31 PM ET Associated Press ESPN Browns reporter Pat McManamon reacts to a Cleveland Browns fan posting a video on YouTube showing himself urinating beside Art Modell's grave. BALTIMORE -- Maryland authorities said Tuesday they will charge a man with disorderly conduct in a cemetery for allegedly urinating on the grave of former Baltimore Ravens owner Art Modell. The man, who so far has been identified only as a Cleveland Browns fan, could face up to two years in jail and a $500 fine. He posted a video of the incident to YouTube this month. "Everyone who has buried a loved one has the right to believe that their final resting place will be treated with respect," Baltimore County State's Attorney Scott Shellenberger said in a written statement. "Bringing charges against this individual should act as a deterrent to others and assure the rest of us that no matter who you are, indecencies will not be committed against your final resting place." Shellenberger said the man will not be identified until charges are filed and served. Art Modell died in 2012 at the age of 87. He spent 43 years as an NFL owner, overseeing the Browns from 1961 until he moved the team to Baltimore in 1996, when they became the Ravens. Modell served as league president from 1967 to '69, helped finalize the first collective bargaining agreement with the players in 1968 and was the point man for the NFL's lucrative contracts with television networks. Modell and his wife, Patricia, are buried at Druid Ridge Cemetery in Baltimore. David Modell, Art Modell's son, said the family is thankful for the efforts of Baltimore County police and the decision by the state's attorney to file charges. "We also agree with the state's attorney's office that everyone who has buried a loved one has the right to know that the final resting place will not be defiled," said Modell, who served as president and chief operating officer of the Ravens while Art ran the team. "We are a country of laws. Just because you're angry, that doesn't mean the laws no longer apply to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.B. Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Good. Sick fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 So, I suppose it's time for an update: Cleveland Browns fans are all chain-smoking wife-beating lottery-playing ambulance-chasing government-handout-loving wheelchair-stealing battery-throwing injury-cheering child-tackling grave-pissing alcoholic assholes who train their children taunt players' dead mothers after smuggling beer into games inside of their diaper bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 OOHH YEAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Where is Chuck Noll buried? :ninja: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I read the article and learned that Modell is buried in Druid Ridge Cemetary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I can't believe Todd Heap would piss on Irsay's grave like that. HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 As always when you go grave pissing, Jeans are the better choice. Backsplash. Looks better than Khaki shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 If Druid Ridge Cemetery doesn't upgrade their facilities to accommodate people who piss on graves, then Art Modell should dig himself up and move his whole "laying in the ground and decomposing" operation to a cemetery that provides the modern amenities that today's grave urinators demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 If Druid Ridge Cemetery doesn't upgrade their facilities to accommodate people who piss on graves, then Art Modell should dig himself up and move his whole "laying in the ground and decomposing" operation to a cemetery that provides the modern amenities that today's grave urinators demand. That's just about the funniest damn thing I've read all day today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoCommando Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Or "Hacksaw" Reynolds. The sad thing is he grew up in Cincinnati. Went to the same HS Pete Rose (and I) went to. And me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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