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[i][b][color="blue"]Hilarious, disturbingly true, Brilliant Spoof of how the US creates the Monster and then we turn on it when we are finished [/color][/b][/i]


[u]Jessica Lynch Captures Saddam
Ex-dictator Demands Back Pay from Baker
by Greg Palast
Sunday, December 14, 2003
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Former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein was taken into custody yesterday at approximately 8:30pm Baghdad time. Various television executives, White House spin doctors and propaganda experts at the Pentagon are at this time wrestling with the question of whether to claim PFC Jessica Lynch seized the ex-potentate or that Saddam surrendered after close hand-to-hand combat with current Iraqi strongman Paul Bremer III.

Ex-President Hussein himself told US military interrogators that he had surfaced after hearing of the appointment of his long-time associate James Baker III to settle Iraq's debts. "Hey, my homeboy Jim owes me big time," Mr. Hussein stated. He asserted that Baker and the prior Bush regime, "owe me my back pay. After all I did for these guys you'd think they'd have the decency to pay up."

The Iraqi dictator then went on to list the "hits" he conducted on behalf of the Baker-Bush administrations, ending with the invasion of Kuwait in 1990, authorized by the former US secretary of state Baker.

Mr. Hussein cited the transcript of his meeting on July 25, 1990 in Baghdad with US Ambassador April Glaspie. When Saddam asked Glaspie if the US would object to an attack on Kuwait over the small emirate's theft of Iraqi oil, America's Ambassador told him, "We have no opinion…. Secretary [of State James] Baker has directed me to emphasize the instruction ... that Kuwait is not associated with America."

Glaspie, in Congressional testimony in 1991, did not deny the authenticity of the recording of her meeting with Saddam which world diplomats took as US acquiescence to an Iraqi invasion.

While having his hair styled by US military makeover artists, Saddam listed jobs completed at the request of his allies in the Carter, Reagan and Bush administrations for which he claims back wages:

1979: Seizes power with US approval; moves allegiance from Soviets to USA in Cold War.

1980: Invades Iran, then the "Unicycle of Evil," with US encouragement and arms.

1982: Reagan regime removes Saddam's regime from official US list of state sponsors of terrorism.

1983: Saddam hosts Donald Rumsfeld in Baghdad. Agrees to "go steady" with US corporate suppliers.
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1984: US Commerce Department issues license for export of aflatoxin to Iraq useable in biological weapons.

1988: Kurds in Halabja, Iraq, gassed.

1987-88: US warships destroy Iranian oil platforms in Gulf and break Iranian blockade of Iraq shipping lanes, tipping war advantage back to Saddam.


In Baghdad today, the US-installed replacement for Saddam, Paul Bremer, appeared to acknowledge his predecessor Saddam's prior work for the US State Department when he told Iraqis, "For decades, you suffered at the hands of this cruel man. For decades, Saddam Hussein divided you and threatened an attack on your neighbors."

In reaction to the Bremer speech, Mr. Hussein said, "Do you think those decades of causing suffering, division and fear come cheap?" Noting that for half of that period, the suffering, division and threats were supported by Washington, Saddam added, "So where's the thanks? You'd think I'd at least get a gold watch or something for all those years on US payroll."

In a televised address from the Oval Office, George W. Bush raised Saddam's hopes of compensation when he cited Iraq's "dark and painful history" under the US-sponsored Hussein dictatorship.

Saddam was also heartened by Mr. Bush's promise that, "The capture of Saddam Hussein does not mean the end of violence in Iraq." With new attacks by and on US and other foreign occupation forces, the former strongman stated, "It's reassuring to know my legacy of darkness and pain for Iraqis will continue under the leadership of President Bush."

While lauding the capture of Mr. Hussein, experts caution that the War on Terror is far from over, noting that Osama bin Laden, James Baker and George W. Bush remain at large.
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[quote]1988: Kurds in Halabja, Iraq, gassed.[/quote]

[i][b]Hey Junior was only 15 years late on coming to the liberation "rescue" [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/b][/i]


[quote]1979: Seizes power with US approval; moves allegiance from Soviets to USA in Cold War.[/quote]

[i][b]People always forget that this so called Tyrant Saddam rose to power with US Help

then again those same people probably believe in Jesus [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/b][/i]
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[quote]1984: US Commerce Department issues license for export of aflatoxin to Iraq useable in biological weapons.[/quote]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 23 2005, 01:56 AM'][i][b]Hey Junior was only 15 years late on coming to the liberation "rescue"  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/b][/i]
[i][b]People always forget that this so called Tyrant Saddam rose to power with US Help

then again those same people probably believe in Jesus  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/b][/i]
[right][post="117841"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]


Truth be told the US has put a lot of people in power that they later regret
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[quote]blah blah blah[/quote]


[i] <_< I think that is what Bush said when they told him there weren't any WMD's [/i]

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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 22 2005, 07:56 PM'][i][b]People always forget that this so called Tyrant Saddam rose to power with US Help

then again those same people probably believe in Jesus  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] [/b][/i]
[right][post="117841"][/post][/right][/quote]



Yeah...sometimes you pick people to be your Ally and then they let the
power go to their head...how does the fact that we got Saddam to be
against Russia and Iran (who were our enemies at the time) ...
then Saddam CHOOSES to become an asshat...equal America`s fault ?
Oh that`s right...in your mind EVERYTHING BAD IS AMERICA`S FAULT. :roll:


Oh and "so called tyrant" ? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]

:crazy:

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[quote name='oldschooler' date='Aug 4 2005, 08:25 AM']Yeah...sometimes you pick people to be your Ally and then they let the
power go to their head...how does the fact that we got Saddam to be
against Russia and Iran (who were our enemies at the time) ...
then Saddam CHOOSES to become an asshat...equal America`s fault ?
Oh that`s right...in your mind EVERYTHING BAD IS AMERICA`S FAULT. :roll:
Oh and [b]"so called tyrant"[/b] ?  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]

:crazy:
[right][post="124304"][/post][/right][/quote]

bj, we should at least agree that he was a tyrant, right :huh: ... since, you know, you do claim to be very close to the kurds and studying them...

we have made many mistakes through out history... funny thing about humans is we're not perfect... unless your name is Jesus Christ...













(i just want to get a rise out of bj w/ this comment :D )

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[quote]bj, we should at least agree that he was a tyrant, right[/quote]

[i][b]Of course he is a tyrant.... my inflection with the phrase was intended to show that he is no more of a tyrant than any US president of recent time.[/b][/i]


[quote]we have made many mistakes through out history... funny thing about humans is we're not perfect... unless your name is Marvin Lewis...[/quote]

[i][b]I agree ;) [/b][/i]

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[quote name='oldschooler' date='Aug 4 2005, 09:55 AM']Yeah...sometimes you pick people to be your Ally and then they let the
power go to their head...how does the fact that we got Saddam to be
against Russia and Iran (who were our enemies at the time) ...
then Saddam CHOOSES to become an asshat...equal America`s fault ?
Oh that`s right...in your mind EVERYTHING BAD IS AMERICA`S FAULT. :roll:
Oh and "so called tyrant" ?  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]

:crazy:
[right][post="124304"][/post][/right][/quote]


And in your mind NOTHING AMERICA DOES/DID IS/WAS BAD, NOTHING IS AMERICA'S FAULT! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//27.gif[/img]

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[quote]we have made many mistakes through out history... funny thing about humans is we're not perfect... unless your name is Marvin Lewis...[/quote]


[b][i]"I agree"[/i][/b]

:lol:

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[quote]Of course he is a tyrant.... my inflection with the phrase was intended to show that he is no more of a tyrant than any US president of recent time.[/quote] - bj

i must have missed the hundreds of mass graves in kansas that we uncovered... until then, there is absolutely no comparison and i'm offended that you continuely try to compare saddam to bush and clinton and others... its simply a bullshit cop out...
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