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Ted Cruz running for president


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He looks like Bill Murray's douchey younger brother. 
 
He was born in Canada. Think there will be a "birther" movement?
Yeah me neither. 
 
But seriously he was born in Canada. His father was a native-born Cuban who did not obtain U.S. citizenship

until long after the birth of Cruz. Yet Cruz is against immigration. 

 

How is that even possible? Oh yeah, Tea Party.

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That and he's about to sign up for Obamacare now that his wife is taking a leave of absence from her job and he needs health insurance. He isn't legally required to get Obamacare, just legally required to have some form of health insurance so he could get private coverage, he can afford private coverage, and he is signing up for Obamacare.... the same Obamacare that he wants to repeal.

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That and he's about to sign up for Obamacare now that his wife is taking a leave of absence from her job and he needs health insurance. He isn't legally required to get Obamacare, just legally required to have some form of health insurance so he could get private coverage, he can afford private coverage, and he is signing up for Obamacare.... the same Obamacare that he wants to repeal.

 

LOL! 

 

The courts have held up Obamacare, how can he (if he wins) repeal it? 

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LOL! 

 

The courts have held up Obamacare, how can he (if he wins) repeal it? 

 

 

Get a Republican congress that wants to do that and he can sign it into law repealing it. The courts have only determined it is legal not that it has to to be the law.

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Get a Republican congress that wants to do that and he can sign it into law repealing it. The courts have only determined it is legal not that it has to to be the law.


If he or any republican becomes president we've got a bigger problem than just repealing The ACA.
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Disturbed Man tries to get into the White House

 

 

 

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A disturbed Canadian man wants to try to get into the White House, according to reports.

 

The man, who was born in Calgary before drifting to Texas, has been spotted in Washington, D.C. in recent years exhibiting erratic behavior, sources said.

 

In 2013, he gained entry to the United States Senate and was heard quoting incoherently from a children’s book before he was finally subdued.

 

More recently, he was heard ranting about a plan to dismantle large components of the federal government, such as the Internal Revenue Service and the nation’s health-care program.

 

Despite a record of such bizarre episodes and unhinged utterances, observers expressed little concern about his plans to get into the White House, calling them “delusional.”

 

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