|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 The 5 best pro-eugenics/sterilization arguments all in one photo ...
|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 As if you thought it couldn't get any worse in Cleveland
|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 So since the expansion franchise has now cast aside the tradition, uniform, and colors, can the original Browns now legally use them during a throwback weekend?
|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 Leave it to a Browns fan to RUIN a tattoo of something pissing on a 'tewwible hankey' ...
|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 Cleveland Browns Change Uniforms, Ruin One Thing About Franchise That Did Not Suck It looks like they shot for Oregon and hit Bowling Green, which feels about right. :rsju31uh9: http://thebiglead.com/2015/04/14/cleveland-browns-change-uniforms-ruin-one-thing-about-franchise-that-did-not-suck/
|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 :21: :19: :rabbitwithapancakeonitshead: :locomotive: ORANGE IS THE NEW WACK: And now for the #JOKES: • The Cleveland Browns’ new uniforms look like a 1996 Miami Hurricanes’ jersey that’s been dredged up from the Everglades and submitted for evidence in a weird murder trial. • Nothing improves a franchise’s fortunes better than plastering the word “Cleveland” on the front of their uniforms. • This jersey reminds me of the Halloween when I pooped my Darth Vader costume. • For once there’s something in the state of Ohio that’s more orange than John Boehner’s fake tan. • The shimmering orange uniform doubles as a state-approved nighttime reflective garment so that fans can literally run home from the stadium during blowouts. • Nike has woven the new uniforms out of a revolutionary material guaranteed to be 100% winproof. http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/lets-make-fun-of-the-new-cleveland-browns-uniforms/
|BlackJesus| Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 Give them a break ... they're in the middle of a rebuilding century ... * She already needs to add Campbell, Hoyer, Manziel, Shaw & maybe Mariota soon to this list :panicbutton:
oldschooler Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 I like that they have Browns running down the leg. It seems appropriate. :lmao: For once there’s something in the state of Ohio that’s more orange than John Boehner’s fake tan. :24:
happyrid Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 The jerseys are terrible and the new shade of orange is hideous. I kind of like the Browns on the pants leg for some reason though. Looks pretty decent, especially on the brown and white pants (the orange ones are beyond saving).
AmishBengalFan Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 The wife-beater version is due in stores this weekend. It's the must-have fashion accessory for folks who need something to wear while standing around outside the courthouse, chain-smoking and scratching their Ohio Lottery tickets, as they wait for their mother's arraignment for beating-up a child for wearing a Jets jersey.
Hooky Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 The jerseys are terrible and the new shade of orange is hideous. I kind of like the Browns on the pants leg for some reason though. Looks pretty decent, especially on the brown and white pants (the orange ones are beyond saving). I disagree on the pants unless you like the 80s sweatpants look.
|Elflocko| Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 The wife-beater version is due in stores this weekend. It's the must-have fashion accessory for folks who need something to wear while standing around outside the courthouse, chain-smoking and scratching their Ohio Lottery tickets, as they wait for their mother's arraignment for beating-up a child for wearing a Jets jersey. Pure gold...
-GoBengals- Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 Uhh....OK....I'm going part with hate fest and admit that I like the new ones far more than their old ones. Not only that I like them better than the Bengals' except for the helmet, which I think is the coolest in the league...our stripiddy ones that is. yea, they are solid...
Bleeds Orange Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 They look like a movie company wanted to make a movie that included Browns players in uniform but didn't want to pay the royalties to use the actual Browns uniforms. So they whipped up some generic version instead. The NFL requires teams to keep uniforms at least five years, but when that deadline expires, look for them to realize their mistake and return to something more closely resembling what they have worn for decades. A few minor tweaks to what they had would have been fine.
snarkster Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 I think this should have been the new helmet ... :contract: * Then eliminate the orange jersey and pants altogether, always wear brown pants, add in striped socks instead, and finally I think they'd have one of the better Uni's in the league. Nah. Nuts and Kernels of Corn.
AmishBengalFan Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 I still can't get over how AWFUL this looks. I half expect them to have the word JUICY written across the butt. If you read that wordmark top-to-bottom... like your eyes want to read it.... it seems to spell SMORES ("SNMORS") And notice how the only way it will read correctly is if the player has been knocked on his ass?
|BlackJesus| Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Posted April 17, 2015 The team officially has released a logo for their "Dawg pound" as well (not joking) ... and this is it on top right ... :lmao:(a kid-friendly snarling puppy) The old dog was better, as was the outlined type font ... the only improvement here is the face mask color change. * It looks like they are trying to mimic the Bengals orange too, there's used to be lighter ... :45: http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/media-center/photo-gallery/2015-Browns-Logos-and-Wordmarks/ab1cf4d2-6aba-499b-a5a8-46a197643be4#5feb8840-fe62-4f4c-bc3a-bd69d0a5781b
|BlackJesus| Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Posted April 17, 2015 :facepalm: That awkward moment when Bowling Green could borrow your uniforms and because of the comparative talent level, nobody would notice.
|BlackJesus| Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Posted April 17, 2015 And notice how the only way it will read correctly is if the player has been knocked on his ass? Gilberry: "I got you covered there!"
Hooky Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 I still can't get over how AWFUL this looks. I half expect them to have the word JUICY written across the butt. If you read that wordmark top-to-bottom... like your eyes want to read it.... it seems to spell SMORES ("SNMORS") And notice how the only way it will read correctly is if the player has been knocked on his ass? I lost it on the JUICY comment
|BlackJesus| Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Posted April 17, 2015 I lost it on the JUICY comment * (Not photoshopped)
Hooky Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 Nah. Nuts and Kernels of Corn. Manziel with the money signs on the side of the helmet.
|Numbers| Posted April 19, 2015 Report Posted April 19, 2015 The 5 best pro-eugenics/sterilization arguments all in one photo ... That woman? does not have BONE UP on her chest... I threw up just now...
|BlackJesus| Posted April 20, 2015 Author Report Posted April 20, 2015 - Never been to a Super Bowl - Never won a Playoff Game - Never had a 1,000 yd RB or one in the Pro Bowl - Worst overall Franchise winning % in NFL History
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