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You know you're a browns fan when:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

18. [b]Your team finishes last in the division 3 yrs running.[/b]
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[quote name='Beaker' date='Aug 17 2005, 05:18 PM']You know you're a browns fan when:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
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Outstanding! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/41.gif[/img]
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You trade your defensive line for an autographed picture of Shanihan and a five dollar off coupon from Elway's dentist.
And you got the best of the deal












The Browns have a class coach now and a bright GM
i will never like them, their fans knee jerk worse than a spider in a hot skillet.
but we have to be proud that in the next few years our division is going to dominate football
that is if the prison bitches and Squealers can keep up
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Guest BlackJesus
[quote]you know you are a Browns coach when.........[/quote]


:blink:

[img]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/02/07/super.gallery/p3_crennel.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 18 2005, 05:54 PM'][size=7][/size]
:blink:

[img]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/02/07/super.gallery/p3_crennel.jpg[/img]
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looks like bruschi is attracted to old fat black men [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img]

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Guest BruchDawg

Wow Beaker, you have now posted that on at least 2 Smack boards, and it still isn't very good, its just dull and shitty. Congratulations, you now have bored me on 2 diffrent fronts. At least change the order or something. Any damn monkey can cut and paste. Your better then this. Have you contacted Jeff Foxworthy about stealing his lines, and just replaceing redneck with Browns fan?

Sorry dude, just not at your best right now are you? :crazy:

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BruchDawg does not even find you amuseing BJ- instead of Black Jesus, should be Blow Job.

Once again this board proves to be that Bengal fans have no creativity, no originality, and praise God, I'd rather be a Browns fan then a Bengals Bum.

Just can't wait to see what happens on September 11th. The new regime gets to dance on the graves of all Bengals. :headbang:

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I will be more then happy to show up on this board on September 12th and proclaim the start of an other long year for the Bengals. Bet on it.

And, if by chance the Browns do lose, I will be here to take my medicine. However, I'm betting on a gloatfest. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 21 2005, 07:54 PM']I will be more then happy to show up on this board on September 12th and proclaim the start of an other long year for the Bengals.  Bet on it.

And, if by chance the Browns do lose, I will be here to take my medicine.  However, I'm betting on a gloatfest. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
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Oh, it will be a gloatfest alright. But you won't be on the giving end!
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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 21 2005, 03:57 PM']  I'd rather be a Browns fan [b]then[/b] a Bengals Bum. 
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You`d rather be a Browns fan THEN a Bengals Bum huh ?
Yeah a Bengals Bum is a step UP from a Browns fan... :pointlaff:

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Guest BruchDawg

Beaker, I give you enough credit because you do post on the Browns board, and are subject to a lot of abuse there. I'm just saying you could post a hell of a lot better smack then what you did.

The other idiots on this board never venture away from the confines of their own home, and couldn't stand what it takes to be on my board.

And the simple fact is, the Bengals and the Ratbirds have no tradition themselves; both have had to take a piece of the Browns to form their own team, so any smack talk against the Browns, is in an ironic sort of way, smack against themselves [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

Be proud to be a Bengals fan, but never forget who your daddy is- Paul Brown. Your just bastard stepchildren :headbang:

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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 22 2005, 12:37 PM']Beaker, I give you enough credit because you do post on the Browns board, and are subject to a lot of abuse there.  I'm just saying you could post a hell of a lot better smack then what you did.

The other idiots on this board never venture away from the confines of their own home, and couldn't stand what it takes to be on my board.

And the simple fact is, the Bungles and the Ratbirds have no tradition themselves;  both have had to take a piece of the Browns to form their own team, so any smack talk against the Browns, is in an ironic sort of way, smack against themselves [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

Be proud to be a Bungles fan, but never forget who your daddy is- Paul Brown.  Your just bastard stepchildren :headbang:
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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 22 2005, 12:37 PM']...The other idiots on this board never venture away from the confines of their own home, and couldn't stand what it takes to be on my board.

And the simple fact is, the Bengals and the Ratbirds have no tradition themselves...[right][post="135685"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]
But my mommy told me not to mingle with people from Cleveland.

Tradition? And Cleveland's last Super Bowl was?
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Guest BlackJesus
[quote]The other idiots on this board never venture away from the confines of their own home, and couldn't stand what it takes to be on my board.[/quote]

[i][b]You don't know what the fuck you are talking about you fucking cunt....

I have been banned from over 30 different NFL boards... I venture out... but I end up laying the bitchslap down in the first hour and so they ban me.....

go lick a dick Feg'[/b][/i] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
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