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Guest BruchDawg

Ooooh that mighty BJ called me names. What will I ever do? :bowdown:

What, do you want a cookie or something? Your a dick on many fronts, you must be so proud! You have no smack, you just lay out obscenities like a Downs Syndrome Teenager with Terrets.

Go finish remedial high school English, or just get your GED- then come back with some intelligent thoughts. If the truth hurts, too bad. :)

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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 22 2005, 04:37 PM']Ooooh that mighty BJ called me names.  What will I ever do? :bowdown:

What, do you want a cookie or something?  Your a dick on many fronts, you must be so proud!  You have no smack, you just lay out obscenities like a Downs Syndrome Teenager with Terrets.

Go finish remedial high school English, or just get your GED- then come back with some intelligent thoughts.  If the truth hurts, too bad. :)
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Do you really think its wise to call a mod, a dick? Silly turd fan.

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If he bans me, so what? He just proves my point all the more. Can't handle what a lowly Brown fan is saying? LOL, the Bengals are more of a laughing stock to the rest of the NFL then we are.
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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 22 2005, 05:11 PM']If he bans me, so what?  He just proves my point all the more.  Can't handle what a lowly Brown fan is saying?  LOL, [b]the Bengals are more of a laughing stock to the rest of the NFL then we are.[/b][right][post="135891"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]


I had to read that part twice...

bwhahahahahahah [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Jamie_B' date='Aug 22 2005, 04:17 PM']I had to read that part twice...

bwhahahahahahah  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]
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:thumbsup:

this dude is lost...

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Guest oldschooler

[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 22 2005, 10:37 AM']Beaker, I give you enough credit because you do post on the Browns board, and are subject to a lot of abuse there.  I'm just saying you could post a hell of a lot better smack then what you did.

The other idiots on this board never venture away from the confines of their own home, and couldn't stand what it takes to be on my board.

And the simple fact is, the Bengals and the Ratbirds have no tradition themselves;  both have had to take a piece of the Browns to form their own team, so any smack talk against the Browns, is in an ironic sort of way, smack against themselves [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

Be proud to be a Bengals fan, but never forget who your daddy is- Paul Brown.  Your just bastard stepchildren :headbang:
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The Bengals have been around for 37 years.
The 1970 Bengals were at the time, the quickest
expansion team in NFL history to make the playoffs.
The No Hudlle Offense was born in Cincinnati.
The West Coast Offense was born in Cincinnati.

The Bengals won 5 AFC Central titles.
The Bengals won 2 AFC Championships and
They played in 2 Super Bowls that they lost by an average of
4.5 points a game. The other 3 teams the 49`ers beat lost
by an average of 30 points a game.


The ONLY thing the Browns have is tradition and the
only winning tradition they have was when Paul Brown
was running the show.

They haven`t ever won an AFC Championship game and
have never been to the Super Bowl...
Hell even Bill Belicheck couldnt make that shitty franchise a winner...

As far as not going to a Browns board...
I have no desire to hang out with fuckheads
and retards.

Anyway I have to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl now...


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Guest BruchDawg

Still the namecalling and stupidity- still no inteligent thought. I give you credit Old Scholler, you came with facts. Yes, we have never won a division title, never gone to a Super Bowl. But your SB record IS 0-2, and being proud of loseing by only an average of 4.5 pts is nothing to be proud of.

I think from now on I'm going to refer to the Bengals as the Cincinatti Stepchildren- your logo can be something like a little kid with his thumb up his nose, being spanked by a big BROWN belt. :254:

Keep up the amuseing images, Blow Job- real damn funny! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img]

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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 22 2005, 06:35 PM']Still the namecalling and stupidity- still no [b]inteligent[/b] thought.  I give you credit Old Scholler, you came with facts.  Yes, we have never won a division title, never gone to a Super Bowl.  But your SB record IS 0-2, and being proud of loseing by only an average of 4.5 pts is nothing to be proud of.

I think from now on I'm going to refer to the Bengals as the Cincinatti Stepchildren- your logo can be something like a little kid with his thumb up his nose, being spanked by a big BROWN belt. :254:

Keep up the amuseing images, Blow Job- real damn funny!  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img]
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inteligent != intelligent


hahahah

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Where are my Steeler fans at?

At least they come with amusing smak (for the most part.) You my brown friend , ain't commin with shit.

Feel the shame of my emoticon... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
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You know your a Browns fan when.........

- your most talented reciever is traded for a fifth round pick, and you believe that undrafted free agents can fill his spot

- you actually believe Dilfer was a factor in the Ravens Super Bowl victory

- you believe that a rookie reciever who held out through most of mini camp can step in and lead the team to victory.............. on a team built with a "run first" philosophy

- you believe that 3rd round pick Charlie Frye is the next Marino..........
FYI, the last QB your GM drafted: Kyle Boller, in the 1st round. :pointlaff:

- you think that trading for a system RB from Denver when you already have two other runningbacks that can start is a good idea

- you know in your heart that a D composed of undrafted FA's and castoffs learning a new system will dominate.

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Guest BruchDawg

aw Scales, needing back up from Steeler fans? Wow, what can I say. I thought this was a tough board, LOL.

I don't need to bring smack here, the Browns will do enough for me on the field against the Stepchildren, er, Bengals.

I'll save it all for September 12th :wave:

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[quote name='BruchDawg' date='Aug 23 2005, 02:57 PM']aw Scales, needing back up from Steeler fans?  Wow, what can I say.  I thought this was a tough board, LOL.

I don't need to bring smack here, the Browns will do enough for me on the field against the Stepchildren, er, Bengals.

I'll save it all for September 12th :wave:
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this is comical... you guys will be lucky to win 4 games... what makes you think you have a better team than last year!?!? losing queer bait garcia and replacing him w/ dilfer?? or is it losing your best reciever and replacing him w/ a rookie??? what about that defense too :blink:

you guys will be horrible... too bad you won't be back around here on 9/12 to take the beating from us, when we beat you by 20 points...

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Bengalrick:

Here I am, and here I will be on Sept. 12th win or lose-

So your giveing yourself 20 points against us, huh? I'll take that bet. Name your terms :contract:

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Browns fans need to get used to the fact that they have now inherited the "Shittiest team In The NFL" baton from the Bengals....

..I know, it's a tough pill to swallow, but we did it, and we're becoming a contender...choke on it, beeatches!

:afropic:

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