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Can anyone help me pick an avocado?

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fluhartz    1,586

depends..  are you using it today?

the one on the left unless its hard

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LostInDaJungle    463

You can't tell the ripeness of an avocado by color, only by feel.

 

I'm assuming those are Haas Avocados, so the general rule of thumb is purple is ripe, and black is overripe.

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|Bunghole|    1,719

Yeah, by feel. Heavy for it's size, and gives a little when you squeeze without being mushy. Don't eat the seed or an avocado tree will grow in your belly.

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The one on the right isn't an avocado.  Its one of Marvin's balls since he doesn't have any.  And he only had one to begin with.  Like Hitler.

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|Bunghole|    1,719
40 minutes ago, PatternMaster said:

Why is this is the Bengals forum?

...because defenders run through our oline like guacamole does through your digestive system after 23 Coronas

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PatternMaster    499
4 minutes ago, Bunghole said:

...because defenders run through our oline like guacamole does through your digestive system after 23 Coronas

 

 

lol...that makes sense. 

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T-Dub    5,812
1 hour ago, PatternMaster said:

Why is this is the Bengals forum?

 

I think it's a reference to Kiper's mock draft

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Hooky    1,379
1 hour ago, PatternMaster said:

Why is this is the Bengals forum?

It's OK now. HS Harry mentioned Marvin's ball.

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Hooky    1,379

The Bengals are picking the one that won't be ripe for a year or two.

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Hooky    1,379
7 minutes ago, GoBengals said:

whichever one can throw a fucking deep ball and isnt a huge scared pussy

AJ McAvocado?

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T-Dub    5,812
13 minutes ago, GoBengals said:

whichever one can throw a fucking deep ball

 

 

Carson Palmer?

 

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and isnt a huge scared pussy

 

 

Carson Palmer

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omgdrdoom    313
3 minutes ago, T-Dub said:

 

 

Carson Palmer?

 

 

 

Carson Palmer

 

LOL holy shit.

 

I'm a CP9 fan, but that's solid right there :lol:

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Hooky    1,379
9 minutes ago, T-Dub said:

 

 

Carson Palmer?

 

 

 

Carson Palmer

100% wife driven.

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|USN Bengal|    1,021
17 hours ago, CincyInDC said:

Left, center, or right? What's your pick?

 

ripe-avocados-web.jpg.8c06f2e6b34b2f8e824b7978c2f2c2d1.jpg

Why yes... yes I can, but you have to fly me to where your tree is.

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