PatternMaster Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Former All-Pro & Pro Bowl LB Daryl Washington was cut today by the Arizona Cardinals after being re-instated by the NFL following a 3 year "vacation" due to his inability to pass a drug test. Washington also plead guilty to pushing his baby momma, causing her to fall and break her collarbone. He seems like the type of player this franchise covets, he's got the required off the field baggage to make Father Flannigan..err Mike Brown find a space for him at Boy's Town... err PBS. They could get him for cheap, he won't count against the comp pick formula, and he's a convicted felon...sign him up!!!! It's a win-win, Guenther gets a 3 down LB that has played at a high level and Mike Brown gets to absolve his white guilt by redeeming another poor, unfortunate lost negro!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 How old is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgdrdoom Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Jason said: How old is he? He'll turn 31 during the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turningpoint Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 He's 30 and was really damn good, I'd give him a shot. he says he's learned and is in the best shape of his life. I'd at least like the bengals to kick the tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgdrdoom Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, turningpoint said: He's 30 and was really damn good, I'd give him a shot. he says he's learned and is in the best shape of his life. I'd at least like the bengals to kick the tires. Being away from football for 3 entire seasons is a lot of time though. Leaving the off the field issues out of it, I'd still be concerned with 3 years away from the NFL. I also think the Bengals are happy with their LBs after signing Minter. I don't think they view LB as even a slight need but that's just my best guess on the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 55 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: Former All-Pro & Pro Bowl LB Daryl Washington was cut today by the Arizona Cardinals after being re-instated by the NFL following a 3 year "vacation" due to his inability to pass a drug test. Washington also plead guilty to pushing his baby momma, causing her to fall and break her collarbone. He seems like the type of player this franchise covets, he's got the required off the field baggage to make Father Flannigan..err Mike Brown find a space for him at Boy's Town... err PBS. They could get him for cheap, he won't count against the comp pick formula, and he's a convicted felon...sign him up!!!! It's a win-win, Guenther gets a 3 down LB that has played at a high level and Mike Brown gets to absolve his white guilt by redeeming another poor, unfortunate lost negro!!!! Bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|kennethmw| Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, Jamie_B said: Bro... Yeah, but what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Nothing really. Just another conclusionary, judgmental, nuanced piece...brought to you by the undisputed Prince of Conclusionary, Judgmental, Nuanced Pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimKrumrieFan Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 He's not good anymore and is a headcase. I really didn't think this thread was going to exist lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInDaJungle Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 21 hours ago, PatternMaster said: redeeming another poor, unfortunate lost negro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgdrdoom Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said: ...but he is black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 Just sound the "vicious thug" dog whistle and move on with your day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 22 hours ago, TimKrumrieFan said: He's not good anymore and is a headcase. I really didn't think this thread was going to exist lol You should know that it is impossible for any notable free agent to not have their own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Sign him to an incentive based contract. If he sucks or tosses another woman down some stairs, cut him. We have nothing to lose, everyone hates us anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, SF2 said: Sign him to an incentive based contract. If he sucks or tosses another woman down some stairs, cut him. Or make excuses for him, maybe someone stole his bike when he was 9, that kind of thing Quote We have nothing to lose, everyone hates us anyways. Agreed. One day maybe we'll have a couple of superstar players or win a SB or 2 so we can be a team that Does Things the Right Way & sign whoever we want without scrutiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Let him and Mixon share a room, they can discuss woman beating tips and tricks.... J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtoast Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 On 5/11/2017 at 2:41 PM, PatternMaster said: Mike Brown gets to absolve his white guilt by redeeming another poor, unfortunate lost negro!!!! Wow. This place has changed a lot since I was last here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtoast Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 I would have no problem signing Washington, but just to see what he has left. Luckily we have our starting LBs and would not have to sign him out of desperation or depend on him to fill a gaping hole. Jamal Lewis had three 1000 rushing seasons after doing time in federal prison. So as long as the NFL has no problem with Washington playing as a convicted felon I don't know why we should not give him a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted May 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 5/11/2017 at 3:37 PM, Jamie_B said: Bro... This thread was made in jest, as I imagine this is what Mike Brown thinks when he goes into full redeemer mode. Anyone that drives a Lumina by choice, doesn't have air conditioning in their house, and keeps Pacman Jones around because he had "rough upbringing" definitely refers to black people as Negros. For the record I don't think the should sign Washington, but should call Orlando Franklin's agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 33 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: This thread was made in jest, as I imagine this is what Mike Brown thinks when he goes into full redeemer mode. Anyone that drives a Lumina by choice, doesn't have air conditioning in their house, and keeps Pacman Jones around because he had "rough upbringing" definitely refers to black people as Negros. For the record I don't think the should sign Washington, but should call Orlando Franklin's agent. Mike Brown may be stuck in his ways but he isnt Marge Schott imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted May 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Jamie_B said: Mike Brown may be stuck in his ways but he isnt Marge Schott imo Negro and n!gg@r are two different words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Just now, PatternMaster said: Negro and n!gg@r are two different words I'm aware of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted May 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Jamie_B said: I'm aware of that. cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtoast Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 On 5/15/2017 at 9:18 PM, PatternMaster said: Negro and n!gg@r are two different words Which one do you use?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted May 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, fredtoast said: Which one do you use?? Neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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