fredtoast Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 The hardest thing to judge about a kicker is how he will do under real pressure when there are no real pressure game situations in meaningless pre season games. To crank up the stakes the Bengals could bring in dogs due to be euthanized at the local shelter and have each kicker be assigned the life of a dog that he can either save or kill with his performance. The media would love it. Millions of people would watch even if they did not care about the Bengals. It would raise a lot of money for animal abuse charities. And it would create massive amounts of pressure on the kickers even though there are no real games. I think I may have posted this before, but I thought I'd bring it back up because of Hobson's article about the kicking competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 The media would despise putting down a dog because a kicker missed. Even if it was going to be put down anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Jason said: The media would despise putting down a dog because a kicker missed. Even if it was going to be put down anyway. Why don't we leave the poor dogs out of this and just "put down" the kicker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Only if we can have a poll to see who'll be the kicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Why dogs, how about convicted child molesters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|westside bengal| Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 I thought about suggesting they put down Fred instead of dogs but i didnt want the kickers to intentionally miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfine Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Kids, let this be a lesson. Don't huff paint in your formative years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 36 minutes ago, westside bengal said: I thought about suggesting they put down Fred instead of dogs but i didnt want the kickers to intentionally miss. In that case, let's bring back Nugent for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 15 hours ago, bfine said: Kids, let this be a lesson. Don't huff paint in your formative years. Seriously I mean if you're a kid it shouldn't be that hard to find a party clown willing to give you the good drugs for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 14 hours ago, fredtoast said: this is what happens when you threaten the value of some members "victim card". They want to get rid of you. That is why the mods ran me off from another site that was supposed to be for bengal fans. Think you forgot a there, sport. Or at least I hope you did because uh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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