PBS gets new culinary abominations from Aramark

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Bengals Debut New Food Lineup and Other Enhancements at PBS

• Brunchin’ Pork Tenderloin Waffle: Enjoy brunch all game long with the #AllDayBrunchin sandwich; Crispy pork tenderloin with smoky bacon, maple and yogurt sauce and baby kale, on a Belgium waffle

 

 

Because what a bacon porkchop waffle sandwich really needs is some yogurt & baby mf kale.  They need to be selling whatever it is they're smoking in that test kitchen.

 

 

 

Rocketing through your colon like AJ Green on a go route, it's the

 

• Sonoran Foot Long Hot Dog: Eisenberg all beef foot long hot dog, topped with pinto beans, bacon crumbles, diced onions, diced tomatoes, diced jalapenos, mustard, mayo, salsa verde and ques fresco

 

 

Have you ever eaten Tater Tots, only to be disappointed when they didn't make you feel like you'd been anally violated by a vengeful Polynesian volcano god?  Beg the forgiveness of your ancestors in the privacy of our state-of-the-art toilet stalls with our new

 

• Taco Tot: Tater tots loaded with queso blanco, chorizo crumbles, pico de gallo and jalapenos

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And...do these concoctions cost as much as a Bobby Flay main course in midtown Manhattan? 

[|kennethmw|]

I'm gonna have to take the rocketing with that sonoran Foot long! ®