Marlon23 Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 I am torn between, my love for AJ Green, and my willfulness to conduct a citizens arrest on him after after witnessing an assault on live television. Anyone who was shoved (a legal maneuver in football) should never retaliate by a strangle hold. stran·gle·hold noun a grip around the neck of another person that can kill by asphyxiation if held for long enough. complete or overwhelming control. It is odd, that this is considered OK, in today's society. In the 90's sure early 2000's yes, but today not so much. What are we teaching our Children when we as fans allow such behavior and do not condone it from our superstars in the sporting world. I can't say see AJ's technique son. See how he wraps the the right forearm, around the Neck while, bracing his hand against the other forearm. No, No, I just can't succumb to those standards. For TEMPTED Murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluhartz Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 From an interview with AJ Green the other day: "The route I run is a bitch now. You can't turn me around. And if a cornerback gets in my way, baby, you know I'll burn him down. Now I been ballin' for so long you know I'm here to stay. I got you in a stranglehold, baby. You best get outta the way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|schotzee| Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Tempted murder?? I thought the term was attempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEarl Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 This thread is a cry for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|schotzee| Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 My vote is oh my gawd btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griever Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Welp, that's enough internet for the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 I voted "Yes"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Usually election day sucks, but this one was AWESOME! Maybe just skip the "arrested" part and go straight to convicted? Would save us taxpayers time/money/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Marlon23 said: . For TEMPTED Murder. I think you should be arrested for tempted murder of the English language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Arrested, convicted and confined to the Bengals organization for the rest of his career. Charlie Manson has it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Speaking of arrested... Halftime every home game the Bengals introduce some of their great former players. I think as many of their top 50 players as they can find. What are they going to do when it gets to Odell Thurman and Stanley Wilson? Or Chris Henry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 53 minutes ago, esjbh2 said: I voted "Yes"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Usually election day sucks, but this one was AWESOME! Maybe just skip the "arrested" part and go straight to convicted? Would save us taxpayers time/money/etc. Send him to Gitmo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Homer_Rice said: From an interview with AJ Green the other day: "The route I run is a bitch now. You can't turn me around. And if a cornerback gets in my way, baby, you know I'll burn him down. Now I been ballin' for so long you know I'm here to stay. I got you in a stranglehold, baby. You best get outta the way." Hey, Uncle Ted, did you know that the hold is usually reserved for serial killers? He mentioned that on another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlon23 Posted November 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Homer_Rice said: From an interview with AJ Green the other day: "The route I run is a bitch now. You can't turn me around. And if a cornerback gets in my way, baby, you know I'll burn him down. Now I been ballin' for so long you know I'm here to stay. I got you in a stranglehold, baby. You best get outta the way." Here I come again now baby Like a dog in heat Tell it's me by the clamor now baby I like to tear up the street Now I been smokin' for so long You know I'm here to stay Got you in a stranglehold baby You best get oughta the way His song cat scratch fever still holds up today great song. Really great guitarist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlon23 Posted November 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 hour ago, High School Harry said: I think you should be arrested for tempted murder of the English language. I can't believe AJ Mustard enough strength to take him down like he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jupiter Fan Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Homer_Rice said: From an interview with AJ Green the other day: "The route I run is a bitch now. You can't turn me around. And if a cornerback gets in my way, baby, you know I'll burn him down. Now I been ballin' for so long you know I'm here to stay. I got you in a stranglehold, baby. You best get outta the way." Thanks Ted, I mean Homer :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtoast Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 OJ = AJ + OG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Marlon23 said: I can't believe AJ Mustard You know, I've read a lot of goofy shit on these forums over the years. I can't say this thread is the goofiest, but it's definitely on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Are we sure this guy isn't a Stealers troll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Hooky said: Hey, Uncle Ted, did you know that the hold is usually reserved for serial killers? He mentioned that on another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Not like he shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlon23 Posted November 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 12 hours ago, T-Dub said: You know, I've read a lot of goofy shit on these forums over the years. I can't say this thread is the goofiest, but it's definitely on the list. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInDaJungle Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 I think before they arrest AJ Green, they should do something about the guy who beat the shit out of Sonny Liston in Miami. Here's a picture of the suspect: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 11 hours ago, PatternMaster said: Are we sure this guy isn't a Stealers troll? Just because he seems really stupid? Could be. I was starting to suspect him also when this thread came out. He showed signs before, but he really hit his stride on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|schotzee| Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 11 hours ago, PatternMaster said: Are we sure this guy isn't a Stealers troll? I'm pretty sure he, she or it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.