MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1. Immediately sign Elijah Hood off the Raiders practice squad2. Hire Kris Richard-Seahawks DC as HC3. Re-sign Huber and Chris Smith4. Sign Cap Casualties: Mike Glennon and Zach Strief5. Sign Weston Richburg, Jack Mewhort, John Brown and Korey Toomer. Richburg is from Louisville. Mewhort may retire but can be a nice bridge to a draft pick. Can give John Brown an incentive laden deal and keep 7 WRs. If he is healthy let him play, otherwise no. Toomer is out of favor in LAC. 6. Draft T, G, C, TE, LB, DT, QB in around that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEarl Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, MichaelWeston said: 1. Immediately sign Elijah Hood off the Raiders practice squad2. Hire Kris Richard-Seahawks DC as HC3. Re-sign Huber and Chris Smith4. Sign Cap Casualties: Mike Glennon and Zach Strief5. Sign Weston Richburg, Jack Mewhort, John Brown and Korey Toomer. Richburg is from Louisville. Mewhort may retire but can be a nice bridge to a draft pick. Can give John Brown an incentive laden deal and keep 7 WRs. If he is healthy let him play, otherwise no. Toomer is out of favor in LAC. 6. Draft T, G, C, TE, LB, DT, QB in around that order. Sign Mike Glennon? Are you high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInDaJungle Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1) Blow up Paul Brown stadium 2) Develop a fashionable drug habit in Barbados 3) Sell Bengals to an owner who isn't a fucking shit-bag moron with an ugly daughter 4) Relocate team to Hell with prime fanbase for watching these bullshit games 5) Promote Hitler to OC, and Ghengis Khan to DC and hire Atilla as HC 6) Stare in amazement as Steeler team still plays dirtier football than the Helltown Satans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turningpoint Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 45 minutes ago, MichaelWeston said: 1. Immediately sign Elijah Hood off the Raiders practice squad2. Hire Kris Richard-Seahawks DC as HC3. Re-sign Huber and Chris Smith4. Sign Cap Casualties: Mike Glennon and Zach Strief5. Sign Weston Richburg, Jack Mewhort, John Brown and Korey Toomer. Richburg is from Louisville. Mewhort may retire but can be a nice bridge to a draft pick. Can give John Brown an incentive laden deal and keep 7 WRs. If he is healthy let him play, otherwise no. Toomer is out of favor in LAC. 6. Draft T, G, C, TE, LB, DT, QB in around that order. You do a new one every 2 weeks lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madieu Superstar Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 31 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said: 1) Blow up Paul Brown stadium 2) Develop a fashionable drug habit in Barbados 3) Sell Bengals to an owner who isn't a fucking shit-bag moron with an ugly daughter 4) Relocate team to Hell with prime fanbase for watching these bullshit games 5) Promote Hitler to OC, and Ghengis Khan to DC and hire Atilla as HC 6) Stare in amazement as Steeler team still plays dirtier football than the Helltown Satans. The 6th one just had me keel over. Amazing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 hours ago, LostInDaJungle said: 1) Blow up Paul Brown stadium 2) Develop a fashionable drug habit in Barbados 3) Sell Bengals to an owner who isn't a fucking shit-bag moron with an ugly daughter 4) Relocate team to Hell with prime fanbase for watching these bullshit games 5) Promote Hitler to OC, and Ghengis Khan to DC and hire Atilla as HC 6) Stare in amazement as Steeler team still plays dirtier football than the Helltown Satans. This is the only offseason plan I am willing to endorse. Fuck the draft, coaching prospects, and any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of a game with the NFL's express written consent. With a splintery stick & twice on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saphead Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 My off season will be spent contemplating why I watch this shit. And medicating myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEarl Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, saphead said: My off season will be spent contemplating why I watch this shit. And medicating myself. This, but why wait to medicate yourself? I've been doing it for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 8 hours ago, UncleEarl said: Sign Mike Glennon? Are you high? He will be a cap casualty and I think he could still end up being a starter in the league. For us he just replaces McCarron as a clipboard holder for Dalton with potential upside. He completed 66% of his passes this year despite the worst WR group in the league. He has a career 83.2 passer rating writh 34tds and 20ints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 8 hours ago, turningpoint said: You do a new one every 2 weeks lol. Not me. I barely post here any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, saphead said: My off season will be spent contemplating why I watch this shit. And medicating myself. One of the reasons this message board exists is group therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turningpoint Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, MichaelWeston said: Not me. I barely post here any more. No wonder it's been a better place to post, it's not a bunch of this stupid crap, now if marlon23 would just slow down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 52 minutes ago, MichaelWeston said: Not me. I barely post here any more. Which is unfortunate. BTW, Bengalbro, what do you think should be done with/about John Ross. I noticed both Malone and Cody Core (who racked up a penalty on special teams) were both active and not the Man of Tinfoil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 11 hours ago, UncleEarl said: Sign Mike Glennon? Are you high? It would allow us to trade AJ Mac (or lose him if he us a UFA) and have a capable backup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm not even going to think about this team until Jan/Feb when we announce what is going to happen with the HC position. I have barely watched this season as it is, knowing that there is a lack of talent is understandable you lose players and when you have been drafting towards the bottom of the draft for a few years you dont get the top talent that you get in the early part of the draft. But this team lacks mental toughness and coaching that has a clue about prepping for the 2nd half of a football game. That is 100% on Marvin. I thank him for bringing us out of the 90s and making us believe that we might have a chance again, but at this point he has to go. He just can't get it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Jamie_B said: But this team lacks mental toughness and coaching that has a clue about prepping for the 2nd half of a football game. That is 100% on Marvin. Well you know, 2nd half adjustments are mostly "reporter jargon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 21 minutes ago, T-Dub said: Well you know, 2nd half adjustments are mostly "reporter jargon". Well "reporter jargon" shows up in us being one of the worst 2nd half teams in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Just now, Jamie_B said: Well "reporter jargon" shows up in us being one of the worst 2nd half teams in the game. Marvin doesn't believe in the 2nd half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 hours ago, turningpoint said: No wonder it's been a better place to post, it's not a bunch of this stupid crap, now if marlon23 would just slow down. You posted that I was posting too much of this and then you said it's been a better place to post because I am not posting as much. You are losing your marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 hours ago, High School Harry said: Which is unfortunate. BTW, Bengalbro, what do you think should be done with/about John Ross. I noticed both Malone and Cody Core (who racked up a penalty on special teams) were both active and not the Man of Tinfoil. I think that its absolutely ridiculous that you draft a guy at 9 without doing homework on him to determine if he is mentally able to pick up a playbook. I actually am thinking it wouldn't be too bad if we let Tobin go as long as he was replaced with someone. His drafts of late have not been great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhfinks Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 My off season will be spent building and moving! Relaxing on the water and not giving a fudge about this team again until... until... we interview new coaches and start the draft process... until then i will watch, cheer, drink beer and relax - no more stressing this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turningpoint Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 10 minutes ago, mhfinks said: My off season will be spent building and moving! Relaxing on the water and not giving a fudge about this team again until... until... we interview new coaches and start the draft process... until then i will watch, cheer, drink beer and relax - no more stressing this season. I hope they plan to frame in some headers over those large openings, yikes. That's a small lake, williamstown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhfinks Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, turningpoint said: I hope they plan to frame in some headers over those large openings, yikes. That's a small lake, williamstown? oh yeah they are... LOL - its smith mountain lake in VA - thats a cove view.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, mhfinks said: oh yeah they are... LOL - its smith mountain lake in VA - thats a cove view.... Beautiful...I'm so jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelWeston Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 3 hours ago, mhfinks said: My off season will be spent building and moving! Relaxing on the water and not giving a fudge about this team again until... until... we interview new coaches and start the draft process... until then i will watch, cheer, drink beer and relax - no more stressing this season. This is awesome. Are you building it yourself? Where is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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