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The Ultimate Marvin Lewis Drinking Game...   

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  1. 1. How many shots will be taken if you drink every time Marvin is mentioned...

    • 10 shots or less
    • 10-20 shots
    • 20-30 shots
    • More than 30...

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Just now, BengalFanInTO said:

You shut your filthy whore mouth

Be kind.  And realistic.

No way Mike can fire Marv now.  

Only way Marv leaves is if he resigns or is moved upstairs.

The Cincinnati Bengals.  The Only Team That Loses By Winning.

 

btw, where do we draft the next bust now?

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8 minutes ago, CincyInDC said:

So I assume @Numbers was keeping track of the Marvin mentions? 

I was keeping a count somewhat accurately but I was also sipping on some bourbon.   I was over 16 or so at halftime.   When they started pulling the Bungle job in the early 2nd half I gave up because Marvin was mentioned more frequently IMHO.  I could rewind and get accurate but not sure it would change by more than 5 or 10.

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6 minutes ago, saphead said:

I'm so horny right now I'm going to give my wife something I call a 'Dirty Fozzy'. 

 

Dilly dilly 

 

"The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."
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1 minute ago, Numbers said:

I was keeping a count somewhat accurately but I was also sipping on some bourbon.   I was over 16 or so at halftime.   When they started pulling the Bungle job in the early 2nd half I gave up because Marvin was mentioned more frequently IMHO.  I could rewind and get accurate but not sure it would change by more than 5 or 10.

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59 minutes ago, kennethmw said:

You MFs are hilarious!  Best way to follow a game is reading your posts!😂

 

 

dude.. that game was a roller coaster ride...

 

they overcame so much suck....

what is wrong with people being emotional about the team they love/hate???????

 

if you don't have any emotion at all about it...wtf are you watching? 

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2 minutes ago, fluhartz said:

 

 

dude.. that game was a roller coaster ride...

 

they overcame so much suck....

what is wrong with people being emotional about the team they love/hate???????

 

if you don't have any emotion at all about it...wtf are you watching? 

 

My wife says I show to much emotion. She leaves the house when the bengals are on. I yell at dropped passes missed tackles and she says they are doing there best. 

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6 minutes ago, fluhartz said:

 

 

dude.. that game was a roller coaster ride...

 

they overcame so much suck....

what is wrong with people being emotional about the team they love/hate???????

 

if you don't have any emotion at all about it...wtf are you watching? 

That's our Bengals for you...they suck most of the time in the second halves of games, especially with a lead, but they pull it off just enough times somehow to keep us watching with irregular heartbeats and from having any fingernails.

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Just now, Kochman said:

 

My wife says I show to much emotion. She leaves the house when the bengals are on. I yell at dropped passes missed tackles and she says they are doing there best. 

Is your wife related in any way to Marvin Lewis?

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16 minutes ago, fluhartz said:

 

 

dude.. that game was a roller coaster ride...

 

they overcame so much suck....

what is wrong with people being emotional about the team they love/hate???????

 

if you don't have any emotion at all about it...wtf are you watching? 

Bro, I was on the road, I couldn't watch, so this was just hilarious as fuck!  

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2 minutes ago, Bunghole said:

That's great for the Bills, happy for them. The only thing that sucks about that is that I feel the Ravens would have the best shot to beat Pittsburgh due to the bad blood between them.

Mr. Brady will take care of the stealers 

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