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[b]Hilarious Flash about Rush Limbaugh [img]http://www.gawker.com/topic/rush.jpg[/img][/b]
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Rush is a fat conservative fuck-head
that wears an ass-hat...


But Michael Moore is fat liberal fuck-head
that wears an ass-hat.

I hate them both...


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[color="red"]how did I know Michael Moore was going to come up in this thread....

I would like to find a funny flash of Moore as well.... I don't care for his personality either....

although the Hypocrisy with Limbaugh is absolutley Poetic[/color]

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[i]“'I know every expert in the world will disagree with me, but I don't buy into the disease part of drug abuse. The first time you reach for a substance you are making a choice. Every time you go back, you're making a personal choice. I feel very strongly about that.”[/i]
[b]--- Rush Limbaugh, 9/23/93 [/b]


[i]"If Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders wants to legalize drugs, send the people who want to do drugs to London and Zurich, and let's be rid of them."[/i]
[b]--- Rush Limbaugh, 12/9/93[/b]


[i]"We have alcoholics and drug addicts in our society, don't we? And what do we say about them? 'Well, they can't help it. Why, it's genetic. Why, they have a disease. Why, put one thimbleful of scotch in front of them and they can die.' We totally exempt them from any control over their lives, do we not? Some athlete will spend two years snorting lines of coke. 'He can't help it. You know, it's -- it's just -- it's not -- it's -- it's genetic. These people -- they're predisposed to having this addictive syndrome. They -- they can't help.' Yeah, like that line of cocaine just happened to march into the hotel, go up to the athlete's room and put itself right there in front of him on his blotter." [/i]
[b]--- Rush Limbaugh, 12/16/94 [/b]


[b]--> Then in poetic irony that almost always shows it head when dealing with self righteous dickheads, In October of 2003, Wilma Cline, a former housekeeper alleged source of the drugs claims to have obtained Limbaugh 4,350 pills over a 47 day period.
--> Rush checks himself into rehab, and it is discovered he has been popping Oxycontin, Lorcet and hydrocodone prescription painkillers for years. It is also discovered that he has been a drunk for years as well.
--> Rush, it turns out, has been pill poppin’ and boozing himself into a demagogic lather for years, and all this time thinking people thought it was all 100% natural bullshit. Come to find out he was manufacturing a hallucinogenic stupor before going on his radio programs and spouting tirades of uninformed non factual rhetoric which wooed his toothless audience. [/b]

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[i]Hangin out with cripples to score Pills [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/i]
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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 22 2005, 03:05 PM'][color="red"]how did I know Michael Moore was going to come up in this thread....

[color="blue"]I would like to find a funny flash of Moore as well[/color].... I don't care for his personality either....

although the Hypocrisy with Limbaugh is absolutley Poetic[/color]

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[i]“'I know every expert in the world will disagree with me, but I don't buy into the disease part of drug abuse. The first time you reach for a substance you are making a choice. Every time you go back, you're making a personal choice. I feel very strongly about that.”[/i]
[b]--- Rush Limbaugh, 9/23/93 [/b]
[i]"If Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders wants to legalize drugs, send the people who want to do drugs to London and Zurich, and let's be rid of them."[/i]
[b]--- Rush Limbaugh, 12/9/93[/b]
[i]"We have alcoholics and drug addicts in our society, don't we? And what do we say about them? 'Well, they can't help it. Why, it's genetic. Why, they have a disease. Why, put one thimbleful of scotch in front of them and they can die.' We totally exempt them from any control over their lives, do we not? Some athlete will spend two years snorting lines of coke. 'He can't help it. You know, it's -- it's just -- it's not -- it's -- it's genetic. These people -- they're predisposed to having this addictive syndrome. They -- they can't help.' Yeah, like that line of cocaine just happened to march into the hotel, go up to the athlete's room and put itself right there in front of him on his blotter." [/i]
[b]--- Rush Limbaugh, 12/16/94 [/b]
[b]--> Then in poetic irony that almost always shows it head when dealing with self righteous dickheads, In October of 2003, Wilma Cline, a former housekeeper alleged source of the drugs claims to have obtained Limbaugh 4,350 pills over a 47 day period.
--> Rush checks himself into rehab, and it is discovered he has been popping Oxycontin, Lorcet and hydrocodone prescription painkillers for years.  It is also discovered that he has been a drunk for years as well.
--> Rush, it turns out, has been pill poppin’ and boozing himself into a demagogic lather for years, and all this time thinking people thought it was all 100% natural bullshit.  Come to find out he was manufacturing a hallucinogenic stupor before going on his radio programs and spouting tirades of uninformed non factual rhetoric which wooed his toothless audience. [/b]

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Not a flash, but a cartoon....

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[url="http://www.topplebush.com/sendpills_rush.shtml"]http://www.topplebush.com/sendpills_rush.shtml[/url]

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this group has an on going campaign for people to send Rush their old pills

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Here is one of the bags a viewer sent him


[quote]Topplebush.com urges our viewers to keep sending in your old pills to Rush Limbaugh. Please mail him anything you have lying around that isn't needed any longer or has expired with the exception of controlled substances that can't be sent legally through the mail. We advise you NOT to put your own return address on any of these shipments. But keep in mind it is perfectly legal to send prescription drugs through the mail as long as it isn't a controlled substance. For your convenience we already have a pre-made pill bottle label and address label with instructions you can printout now. Rush is benefiting from our help as evidenced by these recent stupid, insensitive, and moronic on-air rants on the human rights abuses in Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. This has to be coming from the well-medicated Rush we have always known:

Don't have any old meds you can send? But you still want to help Rush?

You can! Just send some aspirin tablets, cold pills, ExLax, Tylenol, Ibuprofen, or whatever you have - any over-the-counter pills that can be obtained anywhere. Pills are pills! At this point Rush probably won't care what they're for!"

The fast and easy way to send Rush pills if you don't want to print labels

Put a handful of pills in a plain white envelope or ziploc bag and mail to: Premier Radio Networks, 1270 Avenue of the Americas, 9th Floor, New York, NY 10020, ATTN: Rush Limbaugh. Up to 1-oz costs just .37 cents. Where can you find that much pleasure for so little time and money?[/quote]


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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 22 2005, 01:05 PM'][color=red]how did I know Michael Moore was going to come up in this thread....
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I was just pointing out that both are worthless fuckbags.
Neither is better than the other...
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[quote name='Jamie_B' date='Aug 22 2005, 03:17 PM']Not a flash, but a cartoon....

[url="http://richwatch.net/thisjustin/mooredunk.htm"]http://richwatch.net/thisjustin/mooredunk.htm[/url]
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No wait here is a flash for ya...

[url="http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yaafm9.php"]http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yaafm9.php[/url]
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[quote]I was just pointing out that both are worthless fuckbags.
Neither is better than the other...[/quote]

[i][b]well hell in that case there are millions of fuckbags ...... I think the reality was that you felt uncomfortable just acknowledgeing the fact that Rush is a dickhead, without also prefacing the fact that "hey the Democrats have their own dick head too"[/b][/i]
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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 22 2005, 01:23 PM'][i][b]well hell in that case there are millions of fuckbags ...... I think the reality was that you felt uncomfortable just acknowledgeing the fact that Rush is a dickhead, without also prefacing the fact that "hey the Democrats have their own dick head too"[/b][/i]
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Hey I`m just doing what you always do.
You try to make other shit the topic all the time.
I guess I ruined your little Rush bashing thread
by mentioning that he is just as big of a fuckbag
as Michael Moore...Moore is just closer to your way
of thinking though...so yeah.
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[quote][url="http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yaafm9.php"]http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yaafm9.php[/url][/quote]

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[b]the devil things voice is great.... sounds like the baby from Family guy

great lines[/b]

[i]"check and mate motherfucker"

"he said the same thing in Zambia, and Atlantis"[/i]

:lol:

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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 22 2005, 03:31 PM'] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]
[b]the devil things voice is great.... sounds like the baby from Family guy

great lines[/b]

[i]"check and mate motherfucker"

"he said the same thing in Zambia, and Atlantis"[/i]

:lol:
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i dont like rush at all but i was wondering if anyone knew if he started taking pills himself or if they were originally a legitimate prescription that he got addicted to. I personally consider this to be different than a heroine addict or crack addict.

Its one thing to get addicted to a prescription you were given by a doctor (all the soldiers hurt in i think WWII that got addicted to morphine) and some guy that decides its time to do some heroine and gets addicted..

Both are illegal but in this case i feel one is worse than the other.
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[quote name='Jamie_B' date='Aug 22 2005, 03:22 PM']No wait here is a flash for ya...

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i swear to god those quotes are identical to BJ's.
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[quote]i swear to god those quotes are identical to BJ's.[/quote]

[b]so when do I get my cut of the 100 $ Million ?[/b]


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