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On the way to the stadium last game there was a four car police escort, motorcycles all the trimmings,  lights flashing, stopping traffic, etc. on 3rd street (I think).  I got the stink eye from a motorcycle cop as I trundled across the street but I was there first and in a crosswalk with the  walk light for me.

The car they were escorting was a black Chevrolet SUV with dark tinted windows.  The street vendor on the corner said it was Mike Brown and if you can't take the word of a street vendor, who can you trust?

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5 hours ago, Le Tigre said:

As the Chevrolet Lumina hasn't been produced since 2001, it would most likely be safe to say that one is not in MB's driveway. But the allegory of miserliness is noted. Dale Earnhart won races in one too. 

 

 

Hush your whore mouth. Dale Earnhardt Sr drove a Chevrolet Monte Carlo. 

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3 hours ago, High School Harry said:

On the way to the stadium last game there was a four car police escort, motorcycles all the trimmings,  lights flashing, stopping traffic, etc. on 3rd street (I think).  I got the stink eye from a motorcycle cop as I trundled across the street but I was there first and in a crosswalk with the  walk light for me.

The car they were escorting was a black Chevrolet SUV with dark tinted windows.  The street vendor on the corner said it was Mike Brown and if you can't take the word of a street vendor, who can you trust?

That would be way to late for MB to get to the stadium.

 

He has to get those dirty jock straps from last game washed up, make out the starting roster, diagram a few plays he wants the offense to run, and start warming up any leftover concession food for resale.

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On 1/18/2019 at 6:11 PM, SF2 said:

Except thinking he is an NFL GM. 

 

On 1/18/2019 at 6:13 PM, fluhartz said:

yeah.. that one he has fucked up royally.. He is a clown with a shit ton of money 

At least Snyder tries to bring in impactful free agents and not washed up injury prone has-beens.

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9 hours ago, TheBeaverHunter said:

Speaking of Redskins....any chance this is the year we land Lavar?  Also, any word on Gardener's back issue.  Will he be fully healed this year and possibly contribute?  We could use his size on the DL!!!

I heard we're signing Jack Del Rio to play linebacker.

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