oldschooler Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-cincinnati-bengals-1836966208?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 I get that this is an annual roast for every NFL team...but, in all seriousness, this rubbish is not worthy of the bandwidth, and is an insult to anyone with intellect higher than an oyster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Le Tigre said: I get that this is an annual roast for every NFL team...but, in all seriousness, this rubbish is not worthy of the bandwidth, and is an insult to anyone with intellect higher than an oyster. I disagree, Drew Magary is a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, PatternMaster said: I disagree, Drew Magary is a legend The best part was there was a picture of Zac Taylor and the captain read:”When it’s time to crush some White Claws” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, PatternMaster said: I disagree, Drew Magary is a legend To each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, SF2 said: The best part was there was a picture of Zac Taylor and the captain read:”When it’s time to crush some White Claws” Oysters are offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Le Tigre said: Oysters are offended. Especially the hairy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saphead Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 Never read one of those about any team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatternMaster Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 4 hours ago, saphead said: Never read one of those about any team. You are missing out, he's from the old Kissing Suzy Kolber site...pure comedy gold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|westside bengal| Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 He seems to disparage all the teams equally so I do not have a problem with him. And he says in the beginning they are written for the folks who do not like the team in the article. Of course fans of the team (me included) moan for being way off the mark sometimes but honestly I think there is some measure of truth more than we want to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, westside bengal said: He seems to disparage all the teams equally so I do not have a problem with him. And he says in the beginning they are written for the folks who do not like the team in the article. Of course fans of the team (me included) moan for being way off the mark sometimes but honestly I think there is some measure of truth more than we want to admit. Ripping the shady stadium extension deal is 100% justified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInDaJungle Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 15 hours ago, westside bengal said: He seems to disparage all the teams equally so I do not have a problem with him. And he says in the beginning they are written for the folks who do not like the team in the article. Of course fans of the team (me included) moan for being way off the mark sometimes but honestly I think there is some measure of truth more than we want to admit. Think of these as a primer for talking smack to a friend who roots for a team you don't follow. Check out Magary's comments on Roethlisberger from last year: I cannot bear another season of this man. I can’t. It’s like they took everything bad about the NFL and boiled it down and then poured it into a big fat mold and THIS asshole is what popped out of it. Imagine threatening to retire 90 times and then having the unmitigated gall to complain when your team begins planning for a future without you. I hate him! I hate him so MUCH. I hate him nearly as much as all of his teammates do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, LostInDaJungle said: Think of these as a primer for talking smack to a friend who roots for a team you don't follow. Check out Magary's comments on Roethlisberger from last year: I cannot bear another season of this man. I can’t. It’s like they took everything bad about the NFL and boiled it down and then poured it into a big fat mold and THIS asshole is what popped out of it. Imagine threatening to retire 90 times and then having the unmitigated gall to complain when your team begins planning for a future without you. I hate him! I hate him so MUCH. I hate him nearly as much as all of his teammates do. I can't imagine what this year's Stealer one will look like. "Bell hated Big Ben so much he sat out the year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 All the analysis in the world, will not alter the content as frat-house sophomoric jibber jabber. There is even a poll of oysters that confirms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|westside bengal| Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 I like sophomoric jibber jabber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, westside bengal said: I like sophomoric jibber jabber. I invented sophomoric jibber jabber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluhartz Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 I like it too.. I mean..how can they even find bad stuff to say about our beloved Bengals? They have been the example of how to run a team for decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gupps Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Quote A year after nearly canning Marvin and then retracting and giving fans a severe case of orangeballs in the process, Mike Brown finally decided to trade in that old lemon in exchange for an off-brand Kliff Kingsbury. Orange balls. I LOL'ed at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Hi, Eric Stratton, rush president...damn glad to meet you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SF2| Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Le Tigre said: Hi, Eric Stratton, rush president...damn glad to meet you Is that a clip on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Cricket said: I invented sophomoric jibber jabber. My compliments: a fine Canadian cartoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|westside bengal| Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Mine's bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_C_Deadpeople Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 I think it was Boston Legal that had the old senile judge who always said “enough of this Jibber Jabber” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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|SF2| Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, westside bengal said: Mine's bigger. My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?. ~ Eric "Otter" Stratton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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