tibor75 Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 It's the return of the Sewer Brewer awards, where we "honor" one of the worst Bengal draft picks in history, Sean "Sewer" Brewer. His career can be summed up in one statement: 3rd round pick, 0 catches. The bum smoked more cigarettes than games started. The award does not have to be awarded to the worst Bengal player of the game. But can go to a player who commits one moment of complete and utter incompetence. Pat Sims jumping offsides on a Drew Brees hard count comes to mind. Even a victory can have a winner. Week 1 prediction? Joe Mixon - celebrating his new contract with a Jeremy Hill type fumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claptonrocks Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, tibor75 said: It's the return of the Sewer Brewer awards, where we "honor" one of the worst Bengal draft picks in history, Sean "Sewer" Brewer. His career can be summed up in one statement: 3rd round pick, 0 catches. The bum smoked more cigarettes than games started. The award does not have to be awarded to the worst Bengal player of the game. But can go to a player who commits one moment of complete and utter incompetence. Pat Sims jumping offsides on a Drew Brees hard count comes to mind. Even a victory can have a winner. Week 1 prediction? Joe Mixon - celebrating his new contract with a Jeremy Hill type fumble. Yawn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Can we nominate posters on this board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claptonrocks Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Just now, Jamie_B said: Can we nominate posters on this board? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted September 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, Jamie_B said: Can we nominate posters on this board? I nominate the person who tried to ban me for my 100% accurate statements regarding Mackensie "I beat up old people" Alexander. I believe it was IdahoBengal. No doubt Alexander will win a Brewer this year given the composure and competence he has shown thus far in his Bengal career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Montana Bengal| Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, tibor75 said: I nominate the person who tried to ban me for my 100% accurate statements regarding Mackensie "I beat up old people" Alexander. I believe it was IdahoBengal. No doubt Alexander will win a Brewer this year given the composure and competence he has shown thus far in his Bengal career. I didn’t t try to ban you. I just told you to stop being a fucking asshole. edit: maybe you haven’t read this in awhile? https://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?/topic/70187-read-before-you-post-this-is-a-requirement-before-registering-or-posting-to-the-site/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 this is the sean brewer of forum threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEarl Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 5 hours ago, tibor75 said: It's the return of the Sewer Brewer awards, where we "honor" one of the worst Bengal draft picks in history, Sean "Sewer" Brewer. His career can be summed up in one statement: 3rd round pick, 0 catches. The bum smoked more cigarettes than games started. The award does not have to be awarded to the worst Bengal player of the game. But can go to a player who commits one moment of complete and utter incompetence. Pat Sims jumping offsides on a Drew Brees hard count comes to mind. Even a victory can have a winner. Week 1 prediction? Joe Mixon - celebrating his new contract with a Jeremy Hill type fumble. Man, this isn't the Jungle Insider board. They don't appreciate the humor and catharsis of ripping a player for being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 8 hours ago, GoBengals said: this is the sean brewer of forum threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dub Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Montana Bengal said: I didn’t t try to ban you. I just told you to stop being a fucking asshole. Classic Go-Bengals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted September 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 5 hours ago, UncleEarl said: Man, this isn't the Jungle Insider board. They don't appreciate the humor and catharsis of ripping a player for being stupid. 2020 is a perfect year to show the benefits of such humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|High School Harry| Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 You could put on your Kirby Criswell jersey and drop acid a half hour before kick off. Speaking of Kirby Criswell, the most hysterical think about that whole cluster bump was Paul Brown (maybe Mike) passed on drafting Dan Marino because of rumors that he smoked marijuana in college but drafted Criswell in the second round because he did not know what LSD was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DudleyDawson Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 5 hours ago, UncleEarl said: Man, this isn't the Jungle Insider board. They don't appreciate the humor and catharsis of ripping a player for being stupid. My immediate reaction to seeing the old Sewer Brewer award again was giddiness. This award is so ingrained in me that I involuntarily note plays during a game for contenders. And I love the pic Tibor. Gus Frerotte never forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 This might be the right place. Remember the time the Bengals running back just tipped and fell over before the snap count? I think it may have been a pre-season game. Would love to see a video of that bit of ineptitude again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Homer_Rice said: This might be the right place. Remember the time the Bengals running back just tipped and fell over before the snap count? I think it may have been a pre-season game. Would love to see a video of that bit of ineptitude again! Believe that was Michael Basnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_C_Deadpeople Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, Cat said: Believe that was Michael Basnight? That play may be what is keeping him out of the Hall of Fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DudleyDawson Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Im a little foggy on it but i remember some time in the 90s, the very first play of the season was a delay of game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, DudleyDawson said: Im a little foggy on it but i remember some time in the 90s, the very first play of the season was a delay of game. Yep against none other than the S.D. Chargers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted September 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Bobby No Hart is the leader in the locker room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted September 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Randy Bullock is the winner. Can't get more pathetic than that Week 1: Randy Buttocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Since 87 Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 20 hours ago, tibor75 said: Week 1 prediction? Joe Mixon - celebrating his new contract with a Jeremy Hill type fumble. Wow. How are you not bragging on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor75 Posted September 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Since 87 said: Wow. How are you not bragging on this Haha. Yeah, that was pretty spot on. He almost got the win, but Bullock shanked his way into first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DudleyDawson Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 The Mixon fumble directly led to losing the lead/game, but missing a 31 yd FG in the closing seconds is what the award is all about. And was he acting like he was cramping? Must have been that slow trot from the sideline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HavePityPlease Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, DudleyDawson said: The Mixon fumble directly led to losing the lead/game, but missing a 31 yd FG in the closing seconds is what the award is all about. And was he acting like he was cramping? Must have been that slow trot from the sideline. or the six-pack and forty he slammed through since halftime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shebengal Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 My vote goes to John Ross. He let the ball split his hands in the end zone, and then bobbled another crucial catch. At least Bullock made a 50 yard FG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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