Guest BlackJesus Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [img]http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/img/90x94/news_video_bm_90.jpg[/img] -------------------[img]http://www.radgeek.com/gt/images/bush-dumb.jpg[/img] [quote]America must recall the president. That's what this country needs. A good, old-fashioned, California-style recall election! Complete with Gary Coleman, porno actresses and action film stars. And just like Schwarzenegger's predecessor here in California, George Bush is now so unpopular, he must defend his jog against...Russell Crowe. Because at this point, I want a leader who will throw a phone at somebody. In fact, let's have only phone throwers. Naomi Campbell can be the vice-president! Now, I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. [b]There's no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. [/b]  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! [b]Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?! [/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [b]Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in...Please don't. [/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]  I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]  [b]Turning the space program over to the church. [/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]  And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. [b]You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal.[/b]  You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes. [b]On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans...Maybe you're just not lucky! [/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. [b]So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, "Take a hint."[/b][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [b]Other recent Zingers [/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [i]"There's a friend of mine who lives in New Orleans, is black, and I wrote down exactly, word for word, what she said, because I think it bears repeating. She said, 'After 9/11, I was American. Now I'm back to being black.' And I think among the feathers in George Bush's resume is that I think he has lost a whole generation of black people who might have felt that way after 9/11, and now are like, 'You know what? I can't believe I started to buy into that bullshit.'" [/i] [b]--- Bill Maher[/b] [i]"Michael Brown, the head of FEMA, has been relieved of his command. He has been asked to return to Washington immediately. He is expected to arrive in about a week." [/i] [b]--- Bill Maher[/b] [i]"The administration does their old 9/11 trick 'It's too early to start apportioning blame. Let's get the bodies out of the water.' This is what they said after 9/11. 'Let's not politicize this.' Of course, it's the most political administration ever." [/i][b] --- Bill Maher[/b] [i]"Now that they've been hit by hurricane, the Alabama National Guard has to call up President Bush. Since he never really reported for duty back then, get out your chainsaw, Mr. President, it's brush-clearing time." [/i] [b]--- Bill Maher[/b] [i]"If President Bush is going to exclusively play to military audiences, he must carry a golf club like Bob Hope and tell the Marines that the mess in Iraq is bigger than Dolly Parton's boobs. Why is there a troop shortage in Iraq? Because so many of them have to be here doing photo-ops with this clod. This guy has shown his ass to more servicemen than a bar girl in Thailand."[/i] [b]--- Bill Maher[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [img]http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/2403.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [img]http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/jeopardy/jeopardy/events/power/assets/maher.jpg[/img][b] "Who is....Bill Maher"[/b] [b]Answer: women only sleep with me because I`m rich from calling the President names and I`m an asshat.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I watched this Moron`s show last night. If I would have closed my eyes ...I would have sworn that some dicknose fuckhead was reading some of your posts off of this forum BJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='oldschooler' date='Sep 14 2005, 08:33 AM']I watched this Moron`s show last night. If I would have closed my eyes ...I would have sworn that some dicknose fuckhead was reading some of your posts off of this forum BJ... [right][post="148655"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] he's useless and is only funny on occasions... he reminds me of dennis miller, except dennis miller is too smart and usually loses his audience, but if you can follow him, its at least funny... bill mauer is a nobody... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 This is Bill Maher's 4th or 5th season on HBO.....so obviously theres more people who find him humorous than you think. BTW.......what happen to the Dennis Miller show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='sneaky' date='Sep 14 2005, 10:14 AM']This is Bill Maher's 4th or 5th season on HBO.....so obviously theres more people who find him humorous than you think. BTW.......what happen to the Dennis Miller show? [right][post="148694"][/post][/right][/quote] what happened to bill mauer's show on abc a few years ago?? i think it was called "politically incorrect" and do people actually watch bill mauer on hbo?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Most people dont get Dennis Miller's comedy, thats why he failed on Monday night football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Bill Maher is a smarmy, no-talent little shit. And thats how I felt way before reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 That was so stupid. What the hell was abc doing putting Miller on Monday Night Football anyways? espn put Rush Limbaugh on their pre-game show.......that was a good idea Just another attempt from the right wing to infiltrate American sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='sneaky' date='Sep 14 2005, 10:39 AM']That was so stupid. What the hell was abc doing putting Miller on Monday Night Football anyways? espn put Rush Limbaugh on their pre-game show.......that was a good idea Just another attempt from the right wing to infiltrate American sports. [right][post="148715"][/post][/right][/quote] sure... thats why they did it everything doesn't have to involve politics and/or right wingers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='sneaky' date='Sep 14 2005, 03:39 PM']Just another attempt from the right wing to infiltrate American sports. [right][post="148715"][/post][/right][/quote] ...seeing as sports has been such a left wing bastion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Rush Limbaugh's comments on Donovan McNabb on ESPN's pregame show: [color="blue"] [i]"Sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve."[/color][/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 and then was let lose from his new gig... so whats your point sneaky?? do you think that espn was trying to bring politics into sports? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Don't be dissin' on Bobby Hull. [img]http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/142/hull7no.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='bengalrick' date='Sep 14 2005, 11:30 AM']and then was let lose from his new gig... so whats your point sneaky?? do you think that espn was trying to bring politics into sports? [right][post="148756"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] I believe at that time, espn attempted to lure the same audience that listen to Rush Limbaugh to watch their pregame show. Because Limbaugh is a political talk show host ...yes, they did(bring politics in sports). If they wanted to be creative and unbiased about it, they would have been better served to use Rush Limbaugh in a segment with somebody else such as James Carville for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 i do agree w/ your take on trying to get more people to watch b/c that is what television is all about... but my point is, the first political comment he made, he was fired... i don't think espn wanted to bring politics into sports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Do we really need to pull tricks to get people to watch football? Are the ratings for ESPN and ABC (Both owned by ABC) that bad? Somehow I doubt that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 [url="http://www.ericblumrich.com/wmf/Real-Time-George-Must-Go.wmv"]http://www.ericblumrich.com/wmf/Real-Time-George-Must-Go.wmv[/url] Now you can watch Mahers clip [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Sep 16 2005, 03:18 PM'][url="http://www.ericblumrich.com/wmf/Real-Time-George-Must-Go.wmv"]http://www.ericblumrich.com/wmf/Real-Time-George-Must-Go.wmv[/url] Now you can watch Mahers clip [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [right][post="150088"][/post][/right][/quote] That shit is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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