2 hours ago, High School Harry said:

Just saw something along those lines.

Do we think Howell's agent will play hard ball for

a fully guaranteed contract and will Mike Brown have

to change his Depends after pissing himself laughing?

Of course his agent will play hardball. If pick 48 is fully guaranteed, then you can assume picks 1-47 will all also be fully guaranteed. Howell was pick 40. The only real contract suspense should be picks 49 and beyond.

^ Bengals have to guarantee Howell at 41, since #48 is.

Mulugheta (who got #48 guaranteed) is the thorn in the side of financial planning for every NFL team, as his (effective) negotiating tactic is basically, "I get everything or my client does nothing while your fan base all turn on you."

On 5/4/2026 at 4:06 PM, The PatternMaster said:

Dubbers(that's my nickname for T-Dub) is an emotional fella but he tries to hide it, but the emotions bubble up and force themselves out in odd ways like nose piercings, goth themed outfits, and blue colored hair that covers his mascara traced eyes...


Dubbers is our resident emo that thinks everything sucks and we gonna die anyways so what's the point amirite..lol


🥷

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😜!!!

On 5/15/2026 at 7:18 AM, dex said:

at this point they should guarantee contracts through the first three rounds, its not enough money to matter after the first round. and go ahead and slot it all with specific raise based on cap number.

On 5/15/2026 at 8:43 AM, High School Harry said:

Just saw something along those lines.

Do we think Howell's agent will play hard ball for

a fully guaranteed contract and will Mike Brown have

to change his Depends after pissing himself laughing?

mike brown is 90 years old. he isnt doing shit about shit. he is 13 years past male life expectancy, he isnt dealing with anything but short sleeve dress shirts, bengals polos, and golf cart rides... leave that man alone for fucks sake.

2 hours ago, GoBengals said:

at this point they should guarantee contracts through the first three rounds, its not enough money to matter after the first round. and go ahead and slot it all with specific raise based on cap number.

mike brown is 90 years old. he isnt doing shit about shit. he is 13 years past male life expectancy, he isnt dealing with anything but short sleeve dress shirts, bengals polos, and golf cart rides... leave that man alone for fucks sake.

I like the guy and always have, fwiw.

41 minutes ago, High School Harry said:

I like the guy and always have, fwiw.

big fan of the way he did not take nude photos of children

huge +1

11 hours ago, T-Dub said:

big fan of the way he did not take nude photos of children

huge +1

However, he does have some great nudes of Marge *cough*Schott

with Uncle Helmuth's riding crop.

Hubba Hubba boy howdy.

7 hours ago, High School Harry said:

However, he does have some great nudes of Marge *cough*Schott

with Uncle Helmuth's riding crop.

Hubba Hubba boy howdy.

No surprise if she rode him around like a golf cart while wearing a leather SS uniform. That Messiah complex stuff is always overcompensating for something.

& honestly hiring Diddler Kitna is a Mike Brown move all over. Trying to tell me that was Katie's decision? Please.

In fact, fuck the both of them just to be safe. Enabling that behavior is just as bad as doing it themselves. Have to question anyone that would let someone like that get near them on purpose.

6 hours ago, T-Dub said:

No surprise if she rode him around like a golf cart while wearing a leather SS uniform. That Messiah complex stuff is always overcompensating for something.

& honestly hiring Diddler Kitna is a Mike Brown move all over. Trying to tell me that was Katie's decision? Please.

In fact, fuck the both of them just to be safe. Enabling that behavior is just as bad as doing it themselves. Have to question anyone that would let someone like that get near them on purpose.

You poor thing.

On 5/17/2026 at 5:30 PM, High School Harry said:

I like the guy and always have, fwiw.

i like mike a lot. id rather have my favorite franchise fail because the owners want to stand by contracts, not take sillt risks, and over extend on big names past their prime than them fail just as badly or worse becuase they are a spoiled billionaire who fires everyone on earth every 3 years because they were magically handed a ring they can brag about to other billionaires, like the new york teams or chicago or whatever.. and really glad they dont make choices like the browns, to the point where HC candidates are turning down the job offers... an insane series of event that is...

so thats why i dig mike brown.. id behave similarly to him, and may have failed for decades for the same reason.. but s=it sure as hell isnt for lack of love for the sport, the team and the city.

21 minutes ago, GoBengals said:

i like mike a lot. id rather have my favorite franchise fail because the owners want to stand by contracts, not take sillt risks, and over extend on big names past their prime than them fail just as badly or worse becuase they are a spoiled billionaire who fires everyone on earth every 3 years because they were magically handed a ring they can brag about to other billionaires, like the new york teams or chicago or whatever.. and really glad they dont make choices like the browns, to the point where HC candidates are turning down the job offers... an insane series of event that is...

so thats why i dig mike brown.. id behave similarly to him, and may have failed for decades for the same reason.. but s=it sure as hell isnt for lack of love for the sport, the team and the city.

Yes good thing we're not like all those other teams with Super Bowl wins in their history. Some even have several! Ridiculous!

No, fiscal responsibility and a side of sanctimonious hand-wringing s far better. Wouldn't want the spoiled and disconnected nepobaby great-great-grandchildren having to settle for a time-shared Alpine chalet.

We should probably build them a spare second stadium just to show our appreciation.

🙄

On 5/19/2026 at 12:07 AM, GoBengals said:

i like mike a lot. id rather have my favorite franchise fail because the owners want to stand by contracts, not take sillt risks, and over extend on big names past their prime than them fail just as badly or worse becuase they are a spoiled billionaire who fires everyone on earth every 3 years because they were magically handed a ring they can brag about to other billionaires, like the new york teams or chicago or whatever.. and really glad they dont make choices like the browns, to the point where HC candidates are turning down the job offers... an insane series of event that is...

so thats why i dig mike brown.. id behave similarly to him, and may have failed for decades for the same reason.. but s=it sure as hell isnt for lack of love for the sport, the team and the city.

Thanks for getting the board back up and running.

I was beginning to worry.

Signed and delivered

Time to hunt 🐯

I see they are looking at him as a linebacker in certain situations and packages.

I really like this idea.

13 hours ago, BlackJesus said:

The earlier posted pic shows him to be left handed. AI needs to adjust its pic

6 hours ago, High School Harry said:

I see they are looking at him as a linebacker in certain situations and packages.

I really like this idea.

he seems like one of those players it will be hard to keep off the field

55 minutes ago, T-Dub said:

he seems like one of those players it will be hard to keep off the field

... I feel confident in diagnosing him with having that dawg en em. 🩺

7 hours ago, T-Dub said:

he seems like one of those players it will be hard to keep off the field

I see it..

7 hours ago, T-Dub said:

If he could cover at the backer position

that's when I'll feel we hit gold..