IF IT'S BROWN = FLUSH IT DOWN

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[b][color="orange"][u]Cleveland Turds Frachise Facts[/u]

- The Browns have never been to a Superbowl

- The Browns have never won a Playoff Game

- The Browns have never had a 1,000 yd back

- The Browns have been "rebuilt" 3 Times in their 6 year existence

- The Browns spent 50 Million $ in Bonuses on Gerard Warren & Courtney Brown (now in Denver) and Tim Couch

- The Browns have had 6 1st round draft picks in their history - Players that start currently from that group for Queefland = 0

- The Browns are the only team that has still not mailed in or registered their helmet logo with the NFL league office.... must of got lost in the paper work

- The Browns Have the worst overall Franchise winning % in NFL team history

- In the past 2 Years the Browns have a -23 Turnover Differential.... the worst all time

- Last year 38 times opponents began their drives within Browns territory - the Worst all time

- The Browns are the only team to ever score 48 pts and Lose !!!!

- Worst opening game loss by an expansion team in league HISTORY!!!

- Had a quarterback play a whole game and end it with a 0.0 qb rating for only the the second time in league HISTORY!!!!


IF IT'S BROWN.... FLUSH IT DOWN[/color][/b]


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[b] Your tax dollars pay for their trailor [/b]
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[color="red"][b]Show em that Cleveland Class[/b][/color]
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[color="blue"][b]Now do you still want to outlaw Abortion ????[/b][/color]





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[i]"Ooops did I just cost us the Game" [/i]





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[i]"Huh Huh... that's be funny, oh wait they be talkin bout us"[/i]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[b][color="orange"]Looks Great when you're 35 living in Moms Beasement [/color][/b]




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[color="orange"][b]Get the New Browns fan action Figure..... !!!!![/color][/b]

[Guest BlackJesus]

[b]Unedited picture of Cleveland ........ (s**thole)
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Picture of the city Hiroshima after it was nuked by the United States....[/b]
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[color="red"][b]Coincidence ????????[/b][/color]


[i]Too bad we can't swap them [/i]









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[b]Took them a few years to realize Butch was Driving [/b]
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[b]Bring back Garthia !!![/b]
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[b][i]"I know, I know, Mommy should have swallowed you with the other 123 potential kids"[/i][/b]




That's why Turd fans had to make the field look like their yard
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[b][color="orange"]They are a fucking disgrace to Ohio [/color][/b]

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[b]Here this game is like Wheres Waldo ????


Instead your job is to locate the employed one in the stands ???
(answer key below)[/b]
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[i]
Answer: None[/i]

[Guest BlackJesus]

[b]Save the Cleveland kids the trouble now [/b]
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He's thinking:
[b][i]"Why didn't they just abort me"[/i][/b]




[b]new Browns helmet [/b]
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[Guest Gonzoid]

[b][url="http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf"]Yatta[/url]![/b]

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[Guest BlackJesus]

[b][color="orange"]LETTER TO THE PEOPLE OF CLEVELAND [/color][/b]

[quote][b][i]Dear Browns,

First I send my deepest condolences that you were deemed undeserving of a franchise and lost your first team to Baltimore...It probably stung even more that they won the Trophy that you have never won as well. Then to top it off the triumphant leader Marvin Lewis who led the Ravens now is the leader of the Bengals.... (By the way he is the BlackJesus) I am writing to make sure that you are all ok... rumor has it that the toilet water in Cicncinnati is then pumped into Clevelands drinking water and so rightfully so I am concerned for your health. Also it is common knowledge that most of clevelandites reside in single wide shacks of asbestos , feces, and cardboard. This can be bad during the winter and with Bush cutting your welfare benefits I was wondering if many of you would like my old clothes and underwear (with special Browns shaped skid marks).....I have donated the skidmark stained items to the Salvation army and so when you make your weekly stop you can pick them up there.  However there is hope for Cleveland just not for the Browns.  You have a lard ridden comedian who calls your crime-ridden town his fictional home (Drew Carey), you have the Rock and roll hall of fame (nevermind the fact that they just chose the site based on cheap land, and the nearby illiterate labor force to build on it.)  Here in The Queen city we like to say "if it is brown flush it down".... Well screw that I say... you should grab the metaphorical plunger of life and overflow that Cleveland excrement..... Be proud of your city.... But not your losingest football teamin NFL history.

But to the issue at hand, It is obvious to the entire nation and world that the Browns have become the perennial laughingstock of the NFL. your franchise is in ruins. You look up to bad acting wife beating heroes to no avail (Jim Brown).  Through poor drafting, poor scouting, poor coaching, and poor play .... you have layed a foundation of despair that will last until at least 2015. Romeo Crennell is not the savior. No one man can be for the Browns. You need to overhaul the offense, Defense, S teams, scouts, coaches, owners, and most likely fans. The Bengals are roaring into the Playoffs next year with a 6'5 Hiesman bomb thrower and the BEST WR in the game (Chad johnson) The Browns are heading into next years 1-15 record with a washed up QB, a trash talking crippled legged tightend, your 50 million dollar line is in Denver, no WR except Braylon who will out for most the year, and no actual talent. I know it is hard especially when you see Fallujah on Television and think to yourself.... Hey that looks like Cleveland.... But hang in there Guys
Love
BlackJesus[/i][/b] [/quote]



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[color="orange"][b]
Great Essay [/color][/b]

[quote][i][b]The Cleveland not-really-the-Browns aren't a good team.[/b]

First off, as the above name adjustment indicates, these are not really the Cleveland Browns. Same name, same excrement-tinted uniforms, but the honorable Art Modell took the real Browns and headed for the glitz and glamour of Baltimore, a metropolis which is a slum by normal standards, but the French Riviera compared to the Mistake by the Lake. The Ravens are the real Browns, and, yes, they stink, too, but I just want everyone to understand the real story. The motive for Mr. Modell's move was money, and a lot of it. If you can find fault with that, you're against the American way of life, and any right-thinking citizen of this great nation of ours would like to invite you to step outside.

Not only that, but the Ravens won a Super Bowl almost as soon as they got to Baltimore. Talk about instant karma. Just think, Cleveland: That could have been you! Well, not really, because any team called the Browns would have found a way to blow it. Does the name "John Elway" ring a bell?

I, for one, hail Mr. Modell as a national hero, because he helped innocent people escape Cleveland, the western world's Black Hole of Calcutta. God bless you, Mr. Modell. As for the not-really-the-Browns' not-exactly-current owner, he's not dead. He's hiding. Al Lerner faked his own demise, then took all that ticket revenue as well as a big gob of loot from his insurance company and headed straight for the justifiably popular Moonlight Bunny Ranch just outside Carson City, Nev., where the eminently qualified hostesses can ease the pain of all the losses to the Stillers

So why does Cleveland suck?

You can tell a lot about a town by its heroes. So let's look at Cleveland's heroes. First off, Drew Carey. Isn't funny. Never has been. Just a loudmouthed fat jerk that yells and screams to cover up for lack of material, wit, charisma and...uh, maybe we'd better move on.

Next up: Jim Brown. Is he the NFL's greatest running back ever? Yes. Was he hilarious in "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka," the blaxploitation parody movie? Yes. Has he been convicted on charges related to domestic violence? Yes. It's not much of a stretch to say that the only differences between Brown and O.J. Simpson are that O.J. was more motivated and had better equipment.

We can't forget Rick Vaughn, protagonist of the film masterpiece "Major League," a flick largely shot in Detroit despite being set in Cleveland. That was because of Cleveland's stench, I'm told, not that you'd hang Detroit from your rear-view mirror as an air freshener. Vaughn slept with one of his own teammates' wives, wore really geeky glasses and, most unforgivably, also appeared in "Major League 2" even though screen giant Wesley Snipes ran screaming in the other direction from that turkey.

OK, so that's it for Cleveland's heroes. It should be noted that fear of legal action steers me away from recounting Otto Graham's stint as a Boy Scout troop leader.

You can also tell a lot about a town by its women. The women of Cleveland are ill-tempered, ugly sluts. Want proof? Proof that won't involve seeing, touching, or smelling? Yeah, I'll bet you do. NBA sloth Shawn Kemp has fathered 120 kids by 108 women. But the years he toiled for the Cavaliers, he was totally celibate. Kemp was that turned off by the vile wenches that slither along the streets of Cleveland.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland. Bruce Springsteen is in it. Black Sabbath isn't. Enough said.

Aside from all the crack dealing, prostitution, unsolved murders, cockfighting, crooked cops, jaywalking, dog kicking, sheep molesting and Indians baseball, the most disgusting episode in Cleveland's history occurred when the real Browns became Baltimorons in 1996.

Those low-life, subhuman pigs that populated the "Dawg Pound" and got wasted beyond recognition every Sunday before throwing everything that wasn't nailed down at referees, opposition players and visiting fans somehow became sympathetic figures. Sports Illustrated did a story along these lines, even running a picture of the bloated imbecile who wears the goofy dog mask. To fret about these cretins was like worrying about crusted dog crap once you finally scraped it off your shoe. So these losers couldn't hold onto their football team. Big deal. Probably can't hold onto their jobs or wives, either.

Then, in 1999, the-not-really-the-Browns came into the NFL as an expansion team. The-not-really-the-Browns immediately claimed the real Browns' history as their own, and I'm sorry, but you just can't do that. I'm a Duquesne University grad. If that school suddenly claimed Harvard's history, I could get a better job that would involve dealing with a more refined class of people.

But Duquesne is (sigh) Duquesne, and the football team currently in Cleveland has nothing to do with the real Browns. The only link Jim Brown has with the not-really-the-Browns is that he probably wants to rough up their cheerleaders.

Want to know why it's always cloudy in Cleveland? So God doesn't have to look down upon His foulest creation. Yes, God hates Cleveland, and everyone who lives there is going to burn in Hell. I believe that's in the Bible somewhere. [/i][/quote]

[Guest BlackJesus]

Seems Cleveland Literally Stinks !!!


[quote][u]Health Department Investigates Big Stink Wafting Over City
Officials Use Scentometer To Determine Source Of Odor[/u]

March 23, 2005

CLEVELAND -- Health and air quality officials say they've been inundated with complaints about a new odor wafting through downtown Cleveland, NewsChannel5 reported.

The odor has been especially strong near Interstate 77 and Pershing Avenue.

It's an odor so foul that the health department is getting dozens of complaints night and day, NewsChannel5 reported.

"Never have we smelled this kind of stuff," said Tremont resident Guy Templeton Black. "It's a mean smell."

The Cleveland Health Department has gotten so many complaints they used an instrument called a scentometer, which measures elevated odor levels. It tracked the smell to a factory in the industrial flats.

General Enivronmental Management processes industrial waste water.

"We did readings on this particular odor and found it exceeded standards by law and (we're) trying to get it addressed," Cleveland Health Director Matt Carroll said.

Officials sent a letter to the company giving them 30 days to correct the odor.

The company's owner denies the factory is the source. He told NewsChannel5 that he believes he knows the source and will respond by letter to health officials Wednesday or Thursday.[/quote]




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[b][color="orange"]Great Article [/color][/b]

[quote][u]Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Cleveland Browns Face Three and Out
By Jason Kendall[/u]

In an NFL where analysts are quicker to toss around the word "parity" than Drew Rosenhaus' clients are to hold out, virtually any coach and ownership can pluck its team from the previous season's mire and heave it into the national spotlight.

For example, take the San Diego Chargers, who climbed from a pitiful 4-12 in 2003 to an astonishing 12-4 just one year later. Or the Pittsburgh Steelers, who morphed a mediocre 6-10 in 2003 to a league-best 15-1 in 2004. Even the Cincinnati Bengals have the SportsCenter clone army adlibbing.

Still, season-by-season, one team has proven the current recipe for NFL success is flawed — mix two or three "rebuilding" years with a handful of high draft picks, stir in a proven veteran at a skill position, fire the coaching staff, and serve. The club that is the closest to the Pro Football Hall of Fame moves further and further away.

Tough luck for a coach like Romeo Crennel, who could land in Canton one day, if given the right opportunity. Instead, Crennel is the new CEO of (formerly) Butch Davis, Inc., the worst team in football — the Cleveland Browns.

Browns fans, hear me out. You've got one of the most storied franchises in football, but it's time to fess up. Ownership and coaching decisions have devastated your roster. Since the 1999 restoration, your record is 30-66. Through no fault of your own, the Cleveland Browns have won only 14 home games in the past six seasons.

So don't get mad at me when I tell you — Romeo Crennel, regardless of his vast tactical genius, can't help you. At least, not any time soon.

Even if Trent Dilfer makes you forget about the Baltimore betrayal and Braylon Edwards shuts up just long enough to play, 2005 is already a dead year. The worst team in football faces its greatest challenge of this millennium — competing in the NFL's new toughest division.

Until 2003, playing in the AFC North and its annual flip-flop of mediocrity was a luxury for the Cleveland Browns. The Bengals or the Steelers or the Ravens were bound to challenge for the bottom of the barrel. When the new divisions were demarcated following the 2001 season, the Browns were counting themselves among the blessed.

Indeed, when Cleveland "made the playoffs" in 2002, it was thanks to the Bengals (2-14), the Ravens (7-9), and three other AFC clubs who matched the Browns' shabby 9-7, but lost out on the tie-break.

Now Cleveland is trying to improve from 4-12 in a division in which 10-6 would be a disappointment for every other team.

The Steelers know they won't repeat 15-1, but harbor high expectations for Roethlisberger's continued emergence. With Jamal Lewis, Todd Heap, and Ray Ray starting 16 games, the Ravens will do better than 9-7. The Bengals continue to receive praise from the media for their improvement and are every other analyst's dark horse to strike the 2005 playoffs.

Meanwhile, the Browns await a hideous schedule in 2005. Outside of their division, Cleveland will play opponents from the AFC South and NFC North, including Indianapolis, Green Bay, and Minnesota. With the Bears, Lions, and Texans all improving, Crennel's first winnable game might not be until Nov. 6, when his squad faces the Tennessee Titans in Cleveland Browns Stadium.

Bad news for a franchise that expects to win sooner rather than later.

[u]Punt or Bomb?[/u]
In light of the predicament outlined above, Crennel's best option for success is to change the expectations of Cleveland's ownership and fans to "lose-now, win-later."

Though this plan has been hindered somewhat by the designs of new GM Phil Savage (see Edwards, Braylon), Crennel seems to be doing his best to cleanse the depth chart of all vestiges of Butch Davis. Getting past failures Courtney Brown and Gerrard Warren out of town was a good move.

However, the acquisition of Denver runner Reuben Droughns — an alleged "character" guy — has proven a huge headache. Droughns, under the hex of newly-inked agent Drew Rosenhaus (mentioned above), is demanding a new contract and quickly untangling himself from the good graces of coaches and ownership.

Also, running back William Green, perhaps Butch Davis' most personal bust (since he passed on former U player Clinton Portis to draft Green), remains on the roster, largely thanks to Droughns' very public whining. Many analysts expected that the Droughns trade would spell the end of Green's tenure as a Brown, but that scenario is no longer guaranteed.

Furthermore, Crennel faces an additional cancer: a guy who is possibly the most obnoxious player in the league — besides two receivers who wore green and white in Super Bowl XXXIX — appropriately-labeled "tight end" Kellen Winslow.

K2, who bragged about his contract before breaking his leg in 2004 and forfeiting much of his "guaranteed" bonus money, has made headlines again. According to ESPN.com, on Saturday, Winslow dumped a 2005 Suzuki GSX-R750 motorcycle in a community college parking lot and suffered undisclosed injuries.

Winslow, who was wearing a helmet he apparently forgot to buckle, landed hard enough to uproot a small tree. However, the pain of the crash will seem like a pinprick when Winslow realizes, as ProFootballTalk.com's Mike Florio reports, that the Browns could recoup $9.4 million in bonuses paid under Winslow's current contract, which includes language to guard the team against non-football injuries suffered by the player.

Accordingly, it seems in Crennel's best interest to rescind Winslow's bonuses and let the situation detonate. Given Winslow's past actions, particularly his fondness for hanging dirty laundry in the eye of the media, it wouldn't be long before K2 wrecked the bike.

And Cleveland fans should celebrate when it happens, even if it means watching the Browns stink for two or three seasons. After all, they're already accustomed to it.

[u]Only in Your Fantasies...[/u]
If you're planning on drafting rookie receiver Braylon Edwards and playing him this season, think again.

In 2000, when he led the Baltimore Ravens to a Super Bowl win, Trent Dilfer produced terrible fantasy numbers, and his receivers fared no better. Qadry Ismail led the team with 49 catches for 655 yards and 5 touchdowns.

Moreover, new Browns offensive coordinator Maurice Carthon, who spent the last two seasons in Dallas, has produced only one 1,000-yard receiver in his career, Detroit's Johnnie Morton (77/1154/4) in 2001.[/quote]

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[Guest BlackJesus]

[img]http://www.nflnut.com/store/media/BengalsLogo.jpg[/img][b]Bengal Fans are WorldWide...

[color="orange"]Cleveland[/color] Fans are DoubleWide [/b]




[quote][color="orange"][b]Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game



Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !



Q. How do you keep a Brownie out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts



Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?

A. The Dawg Pound - they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

A. A thief



Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cleveland would want one



Q. Why was Crunell upset when the Cleveland Browns' playbook was
stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.



Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar




Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

A. The Cleveland Browns



Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road[/quote][/b][/color]




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[b][color="orange"]Welfare Anyone ?[/color][/b]





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[quote]So NFL Network has the 2004 Cleveland Browns highlights tonight at 8:30 and 11:30.

I guess that means twice tonight NFL Network will be going to a blank screen for a half hour at a time.

Did you know they are selling the best of the Browns 2004 tapes in packs of 3 at Walgreens? They are selling out fast all over Cleveland... of course in the rest of the country, we refer to them as "blank tapes."[/quote]




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[Guest BlackJesus]

[img]http://mcsoh.org/root/sixth/rockets/daily/images/fan.jpg[/img] [b][color="orange"]= Tard[/color][/b]




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---------[color="green"]Fallujah[/color] ---------------[b][color="orange"]Cleveland [/color][/b]




[quote][color="orange"][b]The Browns have to win the Award for Worst Start to a franchise in history when it comes to drafting ......[/color]


1999 # 1 Overall Pick = Tim Couch (terrible was released, Out of NFL)  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]

2000 # 1 Overall Pick = Courtney Brown (5 injuries, now in Denver)  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]

2001 # 3 Overall Pick = Gerard Warren (malcontent, traded for a 4th rounder)  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]

2002 1st rounder = William Green (beat wife, suspended for drugs, never achieved they want to trade him)  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]

2003 1st rounder = Jeff Faine (can't start they now want to trade him)  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]

2004 # 6 Overall pick = Kellen Winslow (Injured on a kickoff, out for year, then recked crotch rocket out for year)  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [/b] [img]http://www.wkyc.com/assetpool/images/0492085450_brownslg.jpg[/img]

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]   [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]


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[b]I know it hurts [/b][/quote]

[color="blue"][b]From ESPN:[/b][/color]


[b]“ Couch, Brown and Warren should have been, given their lofty draft statuses, the cornerstones for the Browns franchise. Instead, their legacy will be that of millstones. By rough calculation, Cleveland invested more than $70 million into the trio -- and has little to enjoy in the way of dividend. ” [/b]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[b][i]"Be Gentle Please"[/i][/b]




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[b]Crennel.... you are up next [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [/b]





[b]This is why Mothers shouldn't use 14 inch Black dildos while pregnant.... all those shots to the head

creates this [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] [/b]
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[b]What the Fuck is that Blob and Fruit basket in the back ???? [/b]
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[b]Right now the Brown player is thinking
[i]"What smells like Shit and Rotten Anal Warts?"[/b][/i]





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[b]Turd Fans had to pack it up, when they realized they couldn't read [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [/b]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[quote][b][color="orange"]Browns Joke [/color][/b]
A seven year old Cleveland, OH boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, so the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge then decided to allow the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

Custody was eventually granted to the Cleveland Browns, as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.[/quote]





[b]We stole Pollack from the Turds [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [/b]

[quote][i]In the first round, the Browns started making calls at about No. 15 or No. 16 to try to acquire defensive end-linebacker Dave Pollack from Georgia. Pollack wound up going at No. 17 to Cincinnati.

"After that, we were pretty much content to wait it out," he said. ". . . If we had been able to move out at No. 3 and pick up something else, then maybe we would've had a little more firepower to get back up into it."[/i][/quote]




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[i]"So... Now that I am not on the team.... Maybe we can fuck again like in training Camp"[/i] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//32.gif[/img]






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[color="red"]Too bad he wasn't on the Challenger [/color]


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In Cleveland they call this "Employed"





[quote][b][color="orange"]You know you're a browns fan when:[/color][/b]

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

18. Your team finishes last in the division 3 yrs running.[/quote]





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[Guest BlackJesus]

[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland,_Ohio"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland,_Ohio[/url]


[b][color="orange"]Feel free to re-write the Wikipedia entry for Cleveland [/color][/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[Guest BlackJesus]

[color="orange"][u][b]Synonyms for Browns[/color][/b][/u]

[b][color="orange"]CLEVELAND ......[/color][/b]

[b]Anal hot chocolates
Agent Browns
Aztec two-steps
backdoor trots s
back door truts
back way sprays
Bass ass
blow muds
blow outs
boggys
booty hole burnouts
Brew some hot chocolates
Brownie batters
brown bubbles
brown rivers
Bud muds
Bum Gravys
burning urges
butt dribblets
butt drools
butt gravys
butt juices
butt piss
butt pukes
butt squeezings
Captain Ds
cha cha aguas
chocolate explosions
Chocolate splats
Chocolate surprises
Chocolate syrup explosions
chorros
colly wobs
Cook some hot fudges
Cook up a pot of anal gravys
Cook up a pot of anal stews
colon blows
Delhi bellys
diareas
diarrheas
diatremes
dingbats
down-dru-me's
Drippy doo-doos
drizzly shits
Dünnschiss
Durchfalls
fireworks
flats
G.I. shits
G.I. trots
G.I.'s
gravys
green-apple quicksteps
green apple spatters
green apple splatters
green apple squirts
grizzly shits
Havana omelets
Hershey squirts
hibbey-jibbies
hog choleras
human expresso machines
jalapeno tugboat rides
Jerry-go-nimbles
Johnny trots
Liquid Doos
Liquid Bummers
liquid poops
Liquid Satans
Liquid Shits
Lubricant (term used by homosexuals)
lucy bowels
lurkies
Mexican heartburns
Montezuma's revenges
movies
Mr. Poopy Pants
mudslides
Nestle's Splats
oil spills
oohs and ahs
Percolating butt coffee
pee butts
Pharaoh's revenge
Piss out of your ass
Piss rusty water out of your ass
pizzarheas
ponos
poopsie-laos
puke out one's asshole
Reagan's Revenges
red anal rovers
Rectal hot chocolates
Rectal soups
runs
Russian shits
rusty waters
San Francisco shits
scires
screaming mimis
scudders
scurvies
scutters
Shilshuls
Shit a flock of sparrows
shitathlons
shits
shooting soups
shorts
sizzling shits
skithers
skitters
slides
slippery poos
slurrys
Spams
Schlitz
squiddles
squirters
squirts
squitters
sul-sas
summer complaints
supersonic sewer sauces
tapass
ten-twenties
toilet bowl stews
touristas
trots
trout chilis
Trouser chilis
turkey trots
Upside-down hot fudge sundaes
urgents
Vienna squirts
volcanic whoopies
watery explosive
wild butts [/b]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[TeeBengal]

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Hahaha.

[Falc]

Jesus. Like the Cardiac Kids weren't enough. LOL!!!!!

[JC]

Hey..
3,4!
Ahhhhhh...
All this energy callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids
Go "Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
Jumpin' Jene Jene and Movin' James Dean
Go "Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
"Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
"Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
"Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoneo player
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with their chrimson lips
Go "Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
Livin' in sin with a safety pin
Go "Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
"Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
"Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
"Cleveland SUCKS!", "Cleveland SUCKS!"
I've got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me grandad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Go "Cleeeveland SUCKS!"
"Yeah Cleeeveland SUCKS!"
Cleveland SUCKS!, Cleveland SUCKS! [x9 1/2]
[b][size=5]CINCINNATI OWNS OHIO!![/size][/b]



Rock out!

[natethesnake]

[quote]AP: Cleveland Home To Ohio's Fewest College Grads

UPDATED: 12:26 pm EDT April 11, 2006

CLEVELAND -- Recently out of college, single and running her own event planning business, Ann M. Pappas jumped at the opportunity to buy a house in one of the city's hippest, up-and-coming neighborhoods.

She is part of a national trend documented by an Associated Press analysis -- more college educated people moving to America's big cities, even as those cities lose population overall. But she chose to live in a town that represents another side of the phenomenon: former manufacturing cities in the Midwest are struggling to attract residents with degrees at the same pace as cities such as Seattle, Atlanta and Austin, Texas.

Eight years after Pappas, 34, decided to leave the suburbs, she is thrilled with her life in Tremont, where trendy cafes, art galleries and restaurants are scattered among a growing number of new and refurbished homes five minutes from downtown.

"When I moved down here it was certainly a lot more rough than it is now. I love the eclectic aspect of it," Pappas said during a break from work in her third-story home office. "It's very cultural, which is something that's very important to me."
Fact Sheet | Graduate Percentages

The AP analyzed more than three decades of education data for the nation's cities with populations of 250,000 or more. [b]It found that 14 percent of Cleveland's residents at least 25 years old were college graduates,[/b] up from just 4 percent in 1970 when plentiful steel mill and other manufacturing jobs made higher education an afterthought.

[b]Nationally, 27 percent of big city residents age 25 and older had at least a bachelor's degree in 2004.[/b] In 1970, only about one in 10 adults had bachelor's degrees.

[b]Cincinnati has 34 percent of its 25 and older residents with college degrees. Columbus has 32 percent with college degrees. In Toledo, 18 percent had at least bachelor's degrees. Historical data were not available for the cities.[/b]

Thomas Mulready, director of the anti-brain drain Web site CoolCleveland.com, said it's important to note that Cleveland's numbers may appear behind because there are several vibrant "inner ring" suburbs that in other cities such as Austin or Columbus would be within city limits.

Cleveland has 458,684 residents, according to the latest Census figures. Counting surrounding suburbs, the population jumps to about 1.2 million.

"We have certainly not found a shortage of young, educated professionals in the Cleveland area," said Mulready, who added weekly events in Cleveland held for young professionals draw hundreds.

The AP analysis shows that though there has been progress in Cleveland, it hasn't been fast enough, said Monica Turoczy, associate director of the Northeast Ohio Council on Higher Education.

"Cleveland and northeast Ohio recognizes that for us to be a better globally competitive, regional economy we need to at least double if not more that education attainment number," she said.

Turoczy helps lead an effort called the College 360 initiative that aims to enroll greater numbers of students in northeast Ohio area colleges and give them reasons to stay long-term by introducing them to arts, entertainment, sports and employment opportunities.

Getting people to stay is easier said than done in a city that has been struggling to break free of its manufacturing history, a troubled school district, rampant poverty and a bad self-esteem.

"Until northeast Ohio itself puts forth a message of discovering creative opportunities, both personal and professional, people are going to continue to regard Cleveland as little more than choking smoke stacks and the rust belt," Turoczy said.

Cities can keep young professioals by providing abundant job opportunities, a voice in the community and an environment that fosters interaction with like-minded peers, said Ryan Rybolt, 31, president of Infintech, a Cincinnati company that handles electronic payment processing for businesses.

A native of rural Harrison, Ohio, he stayed in the area after getting his engineering degree from University of Cincinnati. He helped start a volunteer organization called Give Back Cincinnati and works on a project to add wireless hot spots with free Internet access around the city.

"Cincinnati has really turned the corner recently in terms of engaging the younger professionals," Rybolt said.

In Cleveland, poor academic performance at its schools -- which have had to layoff teachers, cut programs and close buildings because of budget problems -- is often cited when people explain decisions not to live there.

Pappas said she's seen many neighbors move once they have children because of the schools and that she'd likely do the same if she were to have kids.

"Right now I'm not married. I don't have kids. So Tremont is a fantastic place for me," she said. "It's convenient to everything. I love the neighborhood. I have lots of friends here."[/quote]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[size=2][b]Soldier:[/b] [i]"Actually compared to back home in Cleveland, Bombed out Fallujah is paradise" [/i] [/center][/size]

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[size=3][b]Marvin:[/b] [i]"Go hit that treadmill Nutty Professor" [/i] [/size] [/center]

[Guest BlackJesus]

[b]I have found one problem with the Browns .... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/39.gif[/img]



[center]Their Weight Room = [img]http://www.panzica.com/images/pr_cbplay_1.jpg[/img][/b]








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[Guest BlackJesus]

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[Rumble In the Jungle]

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[Jamie_B]

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