Uber driver Pittsburgh Steelers fan. He gets ESPN alert on phone. After I tell him Vontaze Burfict was cut by Bengals.
— 𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞 (@exavierpope) March 18, 2019
Him: “We’ll take him”
Me: “But he tried to kill half your team!”
Him: “That’s why I want him!”
Fans love dirty players when they’re playing for THEM.