Oh look at me I’m Joe Burrow. I make a quarter billion dollars. I’m a top 2 quarterback in the NFL. I’m attractive to every woman on Earth. I own a fucking Batmobile. I have a lesbian swimsuit model as my housesitter. Fuck you man.

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— SpermCenter (@Sperm_Center) December 29, 2024