Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed
a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Bengals fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast.
The Browns fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the stealers fan took off his cap and placed it
over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Bengals cap, replaced it and wrote
down some notes.
Next, he lifted the Browns cap, replaced it and wrote
down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the stealers cap, replaced it,
then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The stealers fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something?"
"Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised;
normally when I look under a stealers hat, I find an asshole."

So he found a pussy instead. Why is that so surprising?

[quote name='CatScratchFever' post='331770' date='Sep 5 2006, 10:37 PM']So he found a pussy instead. Why is that so surprising?[/quote]