Guest BlackJesus Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq if your heart desires. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years. Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any (talk your way out of being kidnapped). Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media. Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl" she can vaginally ferment them if you wish, Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing. Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator. If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Upon arrival you will be given a generic Yugo, 6 potatoes to eat per day, and many other socialistic furnishings that will make you feel at home. Women will also be given a state of the art Bee Kepper suit to wear daily. "Bon Voyage!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STRAYCAT Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> POOR DEM"S bwahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STRAYCAT Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Funny we don't hear from Michael Moore. He is hiding his fat ass somewhere and most likey making another false movie on how the votes were robbed from them again and there is a secret warehouse with all the "real ballots" showing kerry should of won by a landslide. Watch it will come out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalLady Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't that the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 The Pakistanis are so pissed they are packing up and moving to Analastan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatScratchFever Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Funny we don't hear from Michael Moore. He is hiding his fat ass somewhere and most likey making another false movie on how the votes were robbed from them again and there is a secret warehouse with all the "real ballots" showing kerry should of won by a landslide. Watch it will come out! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His website used to be a giant ad for his movie. Funny how that's all gone away suddenly and it's turned into just a forum for his crackpot punditry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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