GIANTS EMPLOY VICK IMPOSTERS

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[quote]Jared Lorenzen is a quarterback and he's left-handed, just like Michael Vick, which leads to the question: Why isn't he working on the scout team this week trying to imitate Vick for the Giants defense?

"I've lost some weight," Lorenzen said, "but let's be realistic."

No, the 290-pound Lorenzen wouldn't be much help trying to pantomime Vick's running exploits, which is why receiver Michael Jennings and special teams ace David Tyree will serve as Vick's body-doubles during practice.
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[size=3]"Can you throw?" Lorenzen asked Tyree.

"As good as Michael Vick," Tyree laughed as he walked by.[/b][/size]

The diminutive Jennings might be the fastest player the Giants have and he's elusive enough to at least simulate what Vick is capable of doing. "All I know is we're going to have to stop Michael Vick and if I can help, I'm excited," Jennings said. "I'll be No. 7 for the week."

Tyree does not possess blazing speed but at Syracuse he did play in an option-oriented offense, which is similar to what Vick operates with the Falcons. "Nah, I'm not trying to be Michael Vick. I don't think I possess the wheels nor the bank account," Tyree said.[/quote]

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...and Tyree is probably right

[-Dan_Bengals_FL-]

That is some funny shit, but also some bulletin board stuff for Vick.