February 3, 200718 yr comment_436479 [b]A man had great tickets for the SuperBowl, found his seat and sat down. Another man came over and asked if anyone had the seat next to him. "No," he said, "its empty." "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the SuperBowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and then not use it?" he said. "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to be here with me but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." [/b] Report
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February 3, 200718 yr comment_436504 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Report
February 4, 200718 yr comment_436561 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Good one Storm! Report
February 4, 200718 yr comment_436694 i hear this every year and i laugh every year. great joke. Report
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