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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
why thank you...you too sneaky i had the most fun yet battlin you. you kept me goin lol.
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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
[quote name='sneaky' post='317689' date='Aug 17 2006, 02:06 AM'][b]dont worry about my blood pressure cuz im built to last and if im Japan, you're Sony cause i own your ass the only thing scattered and messy is your rhyme i could give you some lessons but i dont have the time yeah im in a wheel chair but it aint because of old age lets just say if i was a underware model, you'd need an extra page my dick may be old but its still the bomb but dont take my word for it, go ask your mom you say you got men singing......... that i doubt better not have me "plug it in" cause it'll take your tonsils out it will blast up your spine, pop your eyes and give you glaucoma it'll have you speaking Chinese even tho you from Oklahoma my dick is agent 69 cause like James Bond it fights the Kremlin its cute and cuddly now, but when it gets wet, it turns into a gremlin [/b][/quote] This will probly be my last one for this round cus i got a sftball tourney tonight and this weekend. so here yah go. did u say.. build to last? ha.. baby you aint no Ford truck. the rhymes you keep spittin are like quicksand every word just gettin you stuck. Okay..im Sony ,but im playin you just a Playstation game.. & you still aint showin me how you got that MVP title you claim lol oh and i had my tonsils out when i was five but allright we'll see, i might take you out for a test drive cus i dont like my cars old and rattly, but i'd rather have a used than a new one just as long as you keep it clean and and your engine will still run your right about the "gremlin" comparrison to your dick, theyre little & ugly & a short mess but dont take my word for it you can ask BAB im sure he'd confess he told about that night you two had your thing but he had to go to the doctor, he said when he peed it would just sting i dont need your rap lessons baby you should be the one askin me for some cus my rhymes they stick in your head just like as if they were gum and its been new school to old and this is round three it was me, Whodey, & CCC vs. You and Jamie B now this rounds allmost done and we need to switch it up next time so next round Dr.Suess throw me somethin other than a pitiful nursery rhyme.
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SCHOOL SUCKS. i hate it. but i have a computer class second period so ill be on here at like 10 AM lol. well nice job to everyone i hope im here to end this thread. but if not im a be back in the next round.
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hahahaha i cant wait till schools over so i can getback at you lol. that was a good one by the way. lol see yah. wait well i have a game so not till later tonight. buh-bye.
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[quote name='sneaky' post='317216' date='Aug 16 2006, 02:17 PM'][b]look little girl im trying to be nice but you making me frown im a gentleman by nature so dont make a pimp slap you down and where you get this "1 minute man" stuff from? girl you'za lie i'll hit the wettest coochies so long, they all turn dry cuz the O is Casanova reincarnated, i aint lying, shit i swear hoes walk in my bedroom and roll out in a wheel chair and all this talk about my pops is really kind of crass i aint hatin on my old man, but i cant believe you give it to his old ass [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//31.gif[/img] but its all good, just didnt know you were that kind of chick oh well, differnt strokes for different folks, maybe you like wrinkled dick are you sure you clean? (sniff-sniff) cuz something smells like sushi you might want to go back and give yourself a double doushey and whats up wit the HIV thing? thats not a cool rap i aint tryna spread any rumors but i heard you gave Ian "the clap" [/b][/quote] Sorry sneaky i dont wanna make your blood pressure any higher ,old man. My rhymes have the same effect on you as WWII did Japan, leavin your brain scattered and everything a mess. if this were school i'd be givin you an F ,on every test. the ppl rollin in wheel chairs around your house is you. i cant help your pops is so good and expeirienced i just didnt know what to do. baby dont talk about your daddy like that, your dicks just as old. sneaky your dick is so old its startin to grow mold. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//31.gif[/img] haha..my shit dont smell of sushi, more like a air freshener to these men. i smell so good i have every guy takin a whiff and leave singin "plug it in..plug it in" oh im nto sure where you heard that one about my boy Ian and all that but i can rest assure you we arnt the ones with the clap, its you who needs that check-up on your dick cus from what i heard you fucked Jamie B and now he's sick. sorry Jamie b..i had to. if my mom reads it i will assure her you arnt infected by sneaky's diseases. jk, well okay talk to you guys tonight got school tomorrow so yah i'll have to slow down just like Ian.
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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
sneaky. my first day of school is tomorrow, so ima try and get back at you today sometime maybe in a few minutes lol.
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i'll be waitn... dang its late i gotta go to bed..its almost 3:30. and i gotta get up at 7 am for soccer prac. night night. and to Ian.. i sent you a PM dawg..did u not get it?
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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
[quote name='sneaky' post='315867' date='Aug 14 2006, 07:47 PM'][b]im the best rapper here so stop all the hatin', Britt you know im the man of your dreams and the best you'll ever get your rhymes are really shit but you spray it with perfume my pops had you but hes gonna pass dat ass to me like a family airlume see lil girl, the words i type are flawless and near perfection you cream your panties when you read them cause im the object of your affection no STD's here, my dick done passed the governments inspection i bet my rhymes annoy you cause they give you ah yeast infection im tearing you up like Tokyo as if i was the lyrical Godzilla you aint even old enuff yet but you already craving my chocolate in your vanilla [/b][/quote] Your gettin a lil cocky baby, and that aint cute i wish you came with a remote cus when you rhyme all i wanna do is press "mute." [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] the best i'll ever get? mmm i think your old mans a better catch.. i'll tell you what, me and your pops we a perfect match. cus he gets the job done, he aint no "1 minute man" are u adopted?cus you remind me of that little engine.. "i think i can..i think i can" my rhymes arnt shit , cus if they were you wouldnt said what you did in round one but sneaky i know you admire me, you dont gotta front hun. the object of my affection is about a few years younger sorry baby so do you got a son? then we could keep taht in the family, maybe? nope no yeast infections here, im fresh and im clean. im gone for a day you miss me so much jsut readin my rhymes make you creme. your chocolate in my vanilla? i wouldnt want to infect myself with all your HIV. Maybe you should hook up with someone who has it too..like BAB. [quote name='sneaky' post='316765' date='Aug 15 2006, 09:33 PM']yeah that will be a good idea, take some time off son, because your "Rumpelstilsken" rhymes need some work anybody seen "jail-bait" today???[/quote] lol got school thursday..been gettin ready and had softball games everyday. you guys cant go a day or two with out missin me.. aww how cuttte.
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ONYXXXX... you workin man you... get back at US!... lol.
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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
so basically... let's put up another poll on tuesday, and then start a mix it up round. new teams. i think more ppl will come in if we do.
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heyy errboddy.. onyxxxxx...get back at mee.
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dammnit yall are dead in here... i think a new round is near..a round of not nu vs. old just mix it up like a draft or somethin.
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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
[quote name='sneaky' post='313266' date='Aug 10 2006, 12:47 PM'][b]neck and neck? girl the only way that happens is if you're standing on a chair because when we stand toe to toe you'll always be lookin in the air you buy your rhymes from a department store, but my words are sacred you lucky this aint "strip poker", cause you'd be butt ass naked my rhymes are like SARS cause its unstoppable, the flow will overwhelm you and as far as having sex alone, somehow i get the feeling that you already do you need batting practice girl, cuz you cant hit the rhymes i got hurled yeah, the only times i see stars, is when your mom takes me "around the world" who said u can come out da kitchen? take yo ass back in there an fill my cup my rhymes will leave u like Britney Spears alright, ..played out, barefoot and knocked up a pad and a pen? girl pleeeze, i'll never have rhymer's block cause my words stay hard and fuck little pussies, just like my cock[/b][/quote] The only thing that overwhelms me is how pitiful your rhymes are. You the MVP? Twice? how the hell did that happen? i aint seen you be MVP so far. haha as for me having sex alone baby, just ask your pops he'll tell you otherwise boy your rhymes annoy me so much i swat them off like flies You say i need batting practice but my average is higher then the number of your STDs So that must say somethin. & When your gay you have better chance of gettin disease If this was "strip poker" sneaky i'd call your bluff..baby cus you all talk because I dont believe you about "fuckin little pussies with your cock" for battling me your just like Dickie Roberts..your "nucking futs". Before you talk about fuckin little pussies, put the peanut butter up and take your dog off your nuts.
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sneaky im so dissapointed. i just might cry myself to sleep tonight. you didnt even get back at me. thats pretty shittttty. well just got home...gotta go do my myspace thing since no one GETs BACK at me. mm hmm. so i have a softball tomorrow so ill be back on later at night. k LEAVE ME SOMETHiN.
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The 9th mile freestyle thread.
[quote name='sneaky' post='311876' date='Aug 8 2006, 05:06 PM'][b]i hope your mom is tellin you what i like so listen and learn cuz in a couple of years then its gonna be yo' turn and yaw only in debt cuz your moms got a habbit but its all good cuz she gives head non stop like the energizer rabbit see babygirl a pimp like me knows how to handle a hoe i'd keep them occupied at night,.....out making me some gawd-damn dough so face it, you aint beatin me cuz i got more rhymes than the population of China no one can defeat me, especially someone with a vagina keep on runnin yo mouth, im gonna have u workin truck stops then change your name to Nancy my rhymes are screwin you so bad, i feel like Roman Polanski[/b][/quote] O N Y X . . . you're definatly not winning, im pretty sure it's about neck and neck your playin this game like poker & all you doin is sayin 'check'.. in a couple of years i hope don't end up fuckin or suckin your cone tell you the truth you know ...i'd probly rather have sex [i]alone[/i]. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] China? your rhymes are so sick your givin me SARS. no one can defeat you?..im knockin you out so hard your seein stars its gunna take more for you too beat me then what ive seen this round number 3 your rhymes? screwin me? mmmm nope i tend to disagree lets talk about whats screwin you? could it be your lack of creativity when you rhyme? im so good when im done with you you'll be sayin [b]"hit me baby one more time"[/b] so takes some notes , get your paper and grap your pen.. i got you once more..so here's some more Britney.. [b]"oops i did it again".[/b] GET BACK AT ME. won't be home tomrrow shoppin all day. and doin big things all you old scool papis have fun at work as for Ian have a nice day at SCHOOL! byahh,