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  1. OMG.. this brings back such fantastic memories!!!
  2. [quote name='BengalBacker' post='727014' date='Nov 22 2008, 11:04 PM']Not yet, hope to get it soon. You probably want the MAC version though, right? We just upgraded at work yesterday, so I've worked a little with the new Photoshop and Illustrator. Not enough yet to know what's better or worse about them.[/quote] yes sir, the mac version....I've been trying to get the stuff from work but they are too chicken to let me take the programs home and download.
  3. Does anyone have the Adobe Creative Suite I can bootleg? CS4?
  4. you don't wanna go there...haaaa!

  5. awwe....mister Lonely..

  6. how bout a shot of GOLDSCHLAGER?

  7. I want the special!!!

  8. don't I owe you some money?

  9. will you our date for the draft party again?...haaa haaaa!

  10. Hello my brother....

    1. BengalLady


      hey Stray. Can you get a hold of me and let me know why I can't get approved on this board any more? thanks

    2. BengalLady


      oh hi Beotch.....been a while.

  11. Lets make a bet.....

  12. I'm out of peanut butter...

  13. Geez...Dan......ya had to bring that up!!!... I will NEVER forget that weekend!...the link was broken to the picture because I had to move it to a different folder...sorry! I did weeks of therapy because of that weekend.... (HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
  14. [quote name='dr0gonzo' date='Oct 12 2005, 01:54 PM']I have been showing my roomate this stuff who's never been on this board and isn't even a Bengals fan and he thinks it's funny as hell too. I keep checking like every hour for more updates and pictures. [right][post="168292"][/post][/right][/quote] We offered our shower to him to get cleaned up and he was in there for over an hour.... I finally knocked on the door to make sure he didn't drowned in the bathtub.... I still laugh to myself when I think back to the point when we stepped off the elevator... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]
  15. I couldn't tell what all his tatoos where.... he had painted the stripes on the jail uniform with black lipstick and it was smearing all over his body.... Good Gawd that was funny....I swear my sister and I crapped ourselves laughing when we saw him laying there...and the best part is that our room was right there in plain view when you stepped off the elevators... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]
  16. [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Oct 12 2005, 01:01 AM']Was it a singing strip-o-gram? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Man am I gladd you guys dont have any pics of me in my day. Edit: Hey wait, BJ please tell me you still have the Who-Dey hat? [right][post="167910"][/post][/right][/quote] The Who Dey hat didn't make it..... *bows head in silence
  17. can we keep this in this forum for a little while?
  18. [b][font="Aerial"][size=7]I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY WITH STYLE... HUGS, KISSES, HIGH-FIVES, SHOTS AND FREE BEERS... BUT NONE OF THAT COMPARED TO THE STRIPPER THAT ARRIVED AT MY DOOR....[/size][/font][/b] [img]http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9657/bjpassedout5dc.jpg[/img] [b][font="Ariel"][size=18]OWNED![/size][/font][/b]
  19. [quote name='jza10304' date='Oct 11 2005, 11:29 PM'][b]***for the record....I know BJ on a first name basis and saw about 13 games with him last year at my house. Needless to say he does have a tamer side***[/b] I drove up to the game with the little lady so I didn't have much time to hang out with you guys (Go, Creech, Jason, Diva, Dan.....of course BJ). However, the short time I spent you guys seemed like cool people. I had a short conversation with Dan and his girlfriend and a couple interesting conversations with BJ in between his random musings about the state of minorities in the world and how much he drank. I got a call from BJ at noon telling me that he had landed and that he was going to start drinking and head out to Hooters. Once I arrive at the courtyard where the Hooters is located I see literally dozens of Bengals fans hanging out around a fountain. I don't really recognize anybody so I continue to try find some grub. That's when my wife asks me, "Is that him (BJ) over there in the prison uniform?". I find BJ throwing a chair into the fountain while being cheered on by about 20 people. I walk up to him and I can almost see the moment (about 20 seconds) through his "Jim Morrison-esque" when he recognizes who I am (BTW...it appears that Jim Morrison was a Bengals fan and at the Jacksonville game. He also hasn't missed a beat since the 60's). He immediately hugs me and brings over 2 empty bottles of Jager that were sitting in plain sight on a table near the fountain. Apparently Jacksonville doesn't have any public drunkenness laws. We talk shit for a little bit and take pictures, when he then goes off to find the PA announcer who keeps making fun of him. At this point I decide he forgot what he was doing and go eat. When I come back he remembers he had been talking to me and my wife and we strike up a conversation again about his new tattoos that I hadn't seen. He goes to get a drink at the bar, starts hitting on the waitress at which point I talk to Dan about what he's done this weekend and how things are going. BJ then returns and we finish up our conversation where he begins to explain to me his views on minorities place in the world. Great and refreshing conversation. I then ask Dan and BJ how they are getting to the game and they tell me that the water taxi tickets are being sold at Hooters. When I get there the lady tells me the only one they have is for 7:30 and it may miss kickoff. I had to go back to my car anyway and get the signs I had made, ended up taking a cab for $4 to the game. Before the game I see BJ, Go, Creech, Jason, and Diva arrive at their seats and go talk to them for a little. I was actually surprised that BJ made it to the stadium and was still coherent. Upon seeing me he remembers we were talking and then tells me he will go by my section later on (yeah OK...good chance he'll remember that) and threatens to kick anyone's ass who messes with "Jza and his woman". During the game Jags fans are acting like pricks and being obnoxious. The last I saw of BJ was him walking up and down the aisle where I was sitting flipping off random Jags fans. I didn't see him during the 2nd half so figured best-case scenario he got thrown out....worst-case he was sitting in the drunk tank trying to post bail. I had a long conversation on the phone with BJ on Monday night during which I helped him piece together some events from Sunday afternoon. When it was all said and done, no one got hurt (too badly) and I had a good time. This is my quick synopsis of the events in Jacksonville. Sorry I didn't spend more time with guys from the board, hopefully I'll make it up there for a playoff game or two. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Jimmorrison.jpg/180px-Jimmorrison.jpg[/img] [img]http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9504/bj71kq.jpg[/img] [right][post="167875"][/post][/right][/quote] that is so funny you said this because Jim Morrison was all I could think about when looking at him....
  20. [quote name='BengalBacker' date='Oct 11 2005, 07:14 AM']I know you got a picture of him passed out in the hall. [right][post="167442"][/post][/right][/quote] of course I did....
  21. I've got BEFORE, DURING AND "SPRAULED OUT AT MY DOOR" PICTURES of BJ that I will be e-mailing him tonight...I was going to post them but I figure, I'll let him tell the tale....I will post some other great pics tonight of Go-Bengals posters and Jacksonville Landing (which we owned the whole weekend!) Llmustang...I'm sorry to hear you had such a bad experience...that really stinks! I hope your friend is OK....we didn't get harrassed too much... we had a few "assholes" screaming shit at us but we quickly figured out that if you just stick your thumb up at them and say "Good Game!" with a big sarcastic smile...they didn't know what to say back! haaaa haaa haaaaa
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