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Everything posted by saphead

  1. I was never really in this camp because I always thought deep down MB wanted to win if nothing else for his Pops, but I am starting to lean this way.
  2. Pete Caroll strutting around with that gorgeous head of hair looking like a guy in a Viagra commercial about to take his wife out to a Broadway show and then back home for some marathon tantric sex.
  3. The only vigil I want to see is a prayer vigil for Nick Vigil because he was kidnapped by a pack of wild dogs and drug into a woods.
  4. I wonder if all these new Browns 'fans' I saw strutting around in August have put away all their jerseys in the back of the closet or actually packed them away in a tote or footlocker.
  5. Here's how our next head coaching search will go. "Let me get back to you Katie? I've got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls."
  6. Not to be confused with the Gary Burbank radio bit called 'All My Bengals'.
  7. You guys have to be patient. This is an 8-10 year rebuild.
  8. This post isn't aging well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
  9. I'm starting to get the feeling we won't play in the Super Bowl this year.
  10. Lapham has all but called him out on this bullshit. He hasn't even been traveling to away games.
  11. I mean I can't decide if I want to jerk off like 6 times today or just release a tantric orgasm upon the world in like 2 weeks....
  12. I have a full on rager. I am so hard right now a cat couldn't use my dick as a scratching post.
  13. I am taking a yoga class to assist efforts in self-fellatiating myself in the event of an 0-16 stooler season.
  14. The entire shit bag organization probably has a rape culture and should be exterminated from the League*. But it won't be because they sell lots of turrible rags to the inbred fuck stick bandwagon turd fan base.
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