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Everything posted by saphead

  1. There's lots of thing I won't miss about ML but this type of shit is right at the top. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lewis was talkative in response to most of Gelb’s questions. But the answers became short and quick when certain topics came up, like why did the Bengals fail in the postseason on his watch? “The other team ended up with more points,” Lewis said.
  2. Isaac Curtis with the 'double hand' over the shoulder ball spike. That's a little more rare than the single hand one.
  3. We will be a sexy little sleeper this season, showing the top of our silk thong underpants to the entire NFL at times.
  4. Ginger kicker. He didn't even need a helmet, they could've just painted black stripes on his head.
  5. I didn't realize Marv actually beat those fuckheads 8 times. I thought it was more like 3. 😂 I remember winning there in 2005 when TJ wiped his ass with the towel or whatever, also beating them in the cow pasture at the end of 2012 taking them out of the playoffs, and then beating them in 2015. Other than those I don't remember shit.
  6. Jeremy Hill will be going into the Stealers ring of honor.
  7. lol at the responses even Cardinals fans are like what the fuck? HUH???
  8. "It has an open concept floor plan and so forth....Uh.....the house was built in 1825 by General Custer and so forth in that way moving forward....." (clap clap clap) https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/6655-Alberly-Ln_Cincinnati_OH_45243_M38714-85043?view=qv#photo0
  9. I'm not going to waste one of my free Enquirer online articles on this dog shit but who is this skank-bag writer and is she hot?
  10. Elyria might be the shittiest shitburg mcshitstain in all of the greater northeast shitapolis region.
  11. The Reds have a tradition of opening every season at home. Now the Bengals new tradition is opening every season on the road.
  12. He seemed like a badass! RIP
  13. NFL Ref puts hand down pants: "ooooooooohhhhh I get more chances to be on TV, better spend more time on the biceps & triceps. Pecs too." "Hey Karen, order me a smaller referee shirt, no not the medium, lets go small and see what that looks like. Thanks hun."
  14. saphead

    Burfict released

  15. Please stay healthy please stay healthy please stay healthy
  16. saphead

    Burfict released

    I'm just relieved.
  17. Sign the wives sign the wives!
  18. saphead

    A Thread For The Angry

    I want to kick Ken Broo in his orange & gray pubic bush with steel toed fucking work boots. I also want to punch Mo Egghead in his mush mouth knocking the heavily creased farmer style ball cap off his enormous bald egg shaped Humpty Dumpty head. As for Lancy-pants McAlister........well.........go jerk off to the Big Red machine again. Bring back Andy Furman.
  19. According to dumb ass radio jockey Ken Broo you build a team through free agency by making big splashy signings and 'wooing' the fan base. Go spin some 1960's vinyl you dumb fucking red-headed moron.
  20. Fuck P-dork and mother fuck Ken Broo. These 2 old goats need to leave town.
  21. In a casino, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

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