Everything posted by saphead
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Random 2026 Miscellaneous Bengals Stuff
I don't like to play the wish my life away game, BUT,,,,,, if I could be Joey B for like 2 weeks in the off season, I think that would be a pretty good deal. Slay some ass, go to some MMA fights and sit in the front row...
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Random 2026 Miscellaneous Bengals Stuff
So Joey B is just out there crushing ass. He's getting early 2000's boy band level of ass. I still hold out hope that he will settle down with Sophie Cunningham and sire incredible super babies, far superior to us normies in looks & athletic ability.
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Trey is a Ratbird! 🐦⬛
BE-TREY'D
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Trey'd Hendrickson? I don't think so.
Well when Joey B is slinging the rock all over the field against the Rats, Trey will most likely be on the sideline squatted down with a trainer tending to his back.
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Risner Return Watch 👀
Yeah! Fuck yeah! Right up yours doubters, fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah! (in Ted Karas voice)
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Super Bowl LX Game Thread (Presented by Everything)
Worst SB in the history of our country if we're being honest, just disgraceful and full of incompetenace
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Super Bowl LX Game Thread (Presented by Everything)
This is a terrible uniform matchup as well. ugly unis, ugly helmets
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Super Bowl LX Game Thread (Presented by Everything)
Fuck this fuck ass game. I wish it was late July
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Keeping our Enemies Close - 2026
Damn dude, Bill Burr really got fired form the Bills
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Divisional Round Playoff Thread (Presented by Snickers)
Bills, you suck. Josh Allen is a choke artist, he's overrated, overpaid, he's done nothing good. Average at best. I'd pay a million dollars just to spray him in the face with a full can of mace.
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Joe Burrow wears Prada, YSL to Golden Globes after-party
Yeah what kind of high level poonage is he servicing?
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
Absolutely cucked in their own home, their own bed. Watching the Texans working those hips, deep powerful thrusts in the heavy night air.
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
ok now I'm hard
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
horny bitch, horny bitch....buggy-eyed frog. bend her over the bed and fuck her like a dog!
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
just bleed these bitches dry oh yeah baby it feels so good yeah just like that uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
yeahhhhh baby keep it rollin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
I was a big SCRUBS guy back in the day. I'll check this out
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
hahahhahahhaa what's it like to not have won a playoff game in like 10 years hahahahaha
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
stroud is fucking terrible. could've made any other decision but that one
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
Look for the stools to dirty it up
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Wild Card Weekend Thread..Brought to You By Verizon (or T-Mobile)
The stealerz having to go down a set of steps and then up a narrow stairway to get to the field will never not be retarded to me. What a goofy ass setup in that shitbox.
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Week 18 Other Games Thread (Including Rats-Stealers) Brought To You By State Farm
Didn't stay up to watch these 2 A-holes but lol at the Rats, their fans have actually been worse than the stealerz this year for some reason. Go suck a big dong.
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Bengals - Cardinals Game Day Thread
I went down with my 2 boys today, hadn't been to a real game at PBS since Baltimore 2005. It was a good time all around, but mostly for the time spent with those dudes. But man, people show up late, damn get to your seat before kickoff!
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Cardinals Week
I just saw where it could hit 70 tomorrow in Cincy. What a difference 2 weeks can make lol.
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Cardinals Week
This is another easy win spring boarding us to glory in 2026.