Jamie_B Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='278446' date='Jun 6 2006, 03:28 PM']Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?" God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."[/quote] I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 [size=3][u][quote][img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/ioo.jpg[/img] [color="#CC0000"][size=4]Devil theories spread across Internet on '666' [/size] [/color] by Sophie Nicholson Jun 6, 2006 Yahoo[/u][/size] PARIS (AFP) - [b]Satanists celebrated with rock concerts[/b], [b]Christian groups prayed against evil[/b], [b]betting shops cashed in[/b] and the Internet hosted a devilish debate on 6-6-6, the reputed Biblical reference to the devil. The web was rife with warnings of bad things expected to happen on June 6, 2006, the first time in 100 years that the date coincided with 666. Websites devoted to 666 were the reference point for [b]rumours of meteors smashing into earth[/b] or of pregnant women trying to avoid giving birth to prevent their babies being born with the mark of the devil. The figure 666 is named the "number of the beast" in the closing chapter of the Bible, the "Book of Revelation," otherwise known as "The Apocalypse of John." [b]Chapter 13, Verse 18 of the book,[/b] with its apparent reference to the coming of the Devil --[b] "his number is six hundred threescore and six"[/b] -- has for centuries absorbed meanings its author never intended. [u][b]There is even a name for the fear of the number: hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.[/b][/u] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] To celebrate the so-called Devil's Day, [b]Chicago's Internet-based Radio Free Satan hosted a massive party in Los Angeles[/b], while a Netherlands-based evangelical organisation called on Christians in 21 countries to hold a 24-hour prayer vigil against Satanic forces. The BBC News website reported that[b] a woman who was turning 66 on 06/06/06, and was born weighing 6 pounds 6 ounces on June 6, was refusing to drive on her birthday[/b] to help avoid accidents. Marketing executives have been quick to cash in on the date, from a [b]special release of the classic horror film The Omen,[/b] to conservative US commentator [b]Ann Coulter using the day to release her latest book on "godless liberals".[/b] [b]A leading online gaming site posted 10-1 odds that there would be an Apocalypse on 06/06/06.[/b] Several Christian websites suggested Tuesday would bring people closer to "the rapture" -- when God calls his Christian faithful up to the heavens, with www.raptureme.com showing a rise in its "rapture index" to 157. Rumours flew about whether the beast, who is also know as the antichrist according to some apocalyptic theories, would be revealed on the symbolic date. For nearly 2000 years, believers have identified [b]potential antichrists[/b] and the Internet is full of references to [b]possible candidates, from Bill Gates to Yasser Arafat and Pope John Paul II.[/b] One website warned that the "Bible Code says 2006 A.D. is the Year of the Beast" and predicted that the antichrist would reveal himself. [b]It also said there may be a holy war against Israel and that the United States and Russia would be drawn into a dangerous conflict as a result.[/b] A Jesuit priest and professor of theology and religious studies called for calm on his web page devoted to 666, underlining that "combinations of three sixes can be found almost anywhere we want, if we look hard enough". In a warning to Internet users, Father Felix Just said that following the ancient practice of gematria -- assigning numerical values to letters -- "www" was also equivalent to 666.[/quote] [url="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060606/tc_afp/internetreligion666_060606190127"]http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060606/tc_af...66_060606190127[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyT Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='278278' date='Jun 6 2006, 01:32 PM']I dont know..... is Cowhers wife preganant? [/quote] Nope, but ben is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jamie_B Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [quote name='RoyT' post='278581' date='Jun 6 2006, 08:33 PM']Nope, but ben is... [/quote] Odd, I thought Hines was sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyT Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='278584' date='Jun 7 2006, 12:34 AM']Odd, I thought Hines was sterile.[/quote] Ward, Ben, and Beeker spent the weekend in Cowers garage with a chemistry kit, I'm sure they figured something out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [url="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17188458&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=born-at-6am-on-06-06-06--his-mum-was-induced-for-6-days--he-weighs-6lbs-6oz-and-he-s-called---d-name_page.html"]click here[/url] [i]7 June 2006 [b]BORN AT 6AM ON 06/06/06, HIS MUM WAS INDUCED FOR 6 DAYS, HE WEIGHS 6LBS 6OZ AND HE'S CALLED.. DAMIEN [/b] By Richard Smith HORROR film fan Suzanne Cooper yesterday named her baby Damien after the devil child in the The Omen, who was also born on June 6. Suzanne went one better than the movie by hitting the full Number of the Beast with the date - 6/6/06. [b]Special needs teacher Suzanne, 36, was also induced for six days before Damien arrived at 6.59am, tipping the scales at a spine-chilling 6lb 6oz.[/b] [b]She said: "We are overjoyed about the baby. The Omen is one of our favourite films and that's why I was keeping my legs crossed for a birth on the 6th. [/b] "It does seem a bit weird I suppose, but he's a perfect baby - nothing at all like Damien in The Omen." Dad Michael rushed Suzanne to hospital in Bristol last Wednesday afternoon after she began suffering back pains. The baby was due on Saturday and doctors decided to induce her straight away, but little Damien refused to arrive until yesterday. Suzanne went into labour in the early hours and Damien was born shortly after 6am. Electrical engineer Mike said: "It was a devil of a birth - a bit of a horror show. Once she went into labour it was straightforward, but six days in hospital is a long time to wait. "Suzanne and I love watching horror films and we were both keeping our fingers crossed that he would be born yesterday. "It took a fair bit of persuasion for Suzanne to let us call him Damien but it seems fitting considering the date." The baby also arrived on the day the remake of the 1976 film The Omen was released in the cinemas. A spokesman at Bristol's Southmead Hospital said: "We would all like to say congratulations on the birth of their new baby. "We're very pleased that all went smoothly with the birth and we are happy to have been involved." Kerry Laing, who also gave birth to a baby boy yesterday, told how her gran Helen, 79, phoned family to tell them they had named him Damien. Kerry, 20, from Cardenden, Fife, had actually called him Rhys. richard.smith@mirror.co.uk [/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [quote name='bengalrick' post='278277' date='Jun 6 2006, 09:29 AM']how do you know that? did you see the originals? [/quote] [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_%28number%29"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_%28number%29[/url] [url="http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm"]http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm[/url] [url="http://www.edwardtbabinski.us/skepticism/616666.html"]http://www.edwardtbabinski.us/skepticism/616666.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracenuts Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='278368' date='Jun 6 2006, 12:57 PM'][size=5][/size] [size=5][s]BUDDAH JESUS ALLAH GANESH ZEUS [/s] [/size] [center][img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/wtf.gif[/img][/center][/quote] you forgot xenu.....your going to piss off the scientoligists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Scales Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 The day's moring paper after had the most criminal mis deeds reported by the sherriffs depatment on any day that i had ever seen;even halloweeen. Strange things going on-she said- strange things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Saw this movie tonight. Goood movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 the orginal pwns it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 [quote name='The Scales' post='280696' date='Jun 10 2006, 11:42 PM']the orginal pwns it[/quote] never saw the original, ill have to rent it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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