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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='362831' date='Oct 12 2006, 04:34 PM'][b][size=3]One Hoe, Two Hoe's, Three Hoe's, Four
Bitch where is my money, dont make me say this no more
Five Hoe's, Six Hoe's, Seven Hoe's, Eight
Skank give me tha money, this aint up for debate
Nine Hoe's and even Ten
Cunt dont make me pimp slap you again[/size][/b][/quote]


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Aww it's my boys.
Finally a thread i'm feeelin.
sneaky=GENIOUS.
nice stuff Ian, i take it you didn't get those tracks recorded yet huh?
CCC, very good also. if you ever record anything hook me up.
I can't really ryhme or rap unless i got a motive, like a battle, so you probably won't see any raps coming from me, but i'll be very glad to give feeback. :)
But first, how is everyone?!

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Man I gotta bump this topic. It should stayed popular but I guess people forgot and shit.

Whodey85, sneaky, Jamie, OG, and everyone else - What's UP :wave:

Anyways, I posted the first song I wrote, but I finished 2 others so I'll post those as well.

[b]One Song[/b]

What if you only had one song left?
one last chance to rap, before ya last breath
(What would you talk about?)
Would you tell me things I’ve already heard?
When your ready dog, give me the word
(You aint ready yet)

One more verse, one more rhyme, one more time
so little time left to shine, this shit is mine
so, would you say things you’ve said before?
I pray you bring somethin new, just a little bit more
than ya crib, ya cars, ya girls, ya jewels
you must be livin on Mars, cause on Earth, you’re fools
yeah you made the club jump, made my system thump
bragged about ya paper, compared it to Donald Trump’s
but you came up reppin real hiphop, said “fuck mainstream”
now you just another industry bitch, or so it seems
i mean, how can you be so god damn hypocritical?
you a puppet on industry strings, so damn pitiful
now you’ve become, everything you once despised
so it’s no surprise, ya rhymes are full of half assed lies
best be wise, I thrive off drillin you guys
I’m killin you guys, 2 bullets named truth and reality
hit you where it hurts it'll cause a fatality
keep on tryin, you’ll never match my mentality
cause in all actuality, you lack a personality
and your first platinum record was just an abnormality

What if you only had one song left?
one last chance to rap, before ya last breath
(What would you talk about?)
Would you tell me things I’ve already heard?
When your ready dog, give me the word
(You aint ready yet)

You know the deal, one verse down, one to go
ya heart should be breakin now, cause this ya final show
are you gonna miss the attention, the fans, all the loved recieved?
I don’t think so, cause your career was driven by greed
All I need, is one rapper who stays true to himself
expresses art from heart, aint motivated by wealth
the type to cherish and appreciate their one last song
make it a classic for the ages, with a message that’s strong
it’s been too long, since a question like this has been raised
ya’ll just keep flippin cliches, like your confused and dazed
I love the praise, but know that, I aint beggin for it
cause I don’t rap for the masses, I rap for those who adore it
oh don’t ignore it, if you got it don’t be afraid to explore it
cause I get all my words straight from the heart, that’s where I store it
so if people don’t like what you’re saying, I say fuck em
this rap game’s a thunderstorm, and I’m the lightning that struck em
never stop knockin people off the trail that you’re blazing
the stakes are now raising, kissin it goodbye and I’m waving
real hiphop is endangered, and I think it needs saving
so if you got one song left, just make it amazing

What if you only had one song left?
one last chance to rap, before ya last breath
(What would you talk about?)
Would you tell me things I’ve already heard?
When your ready dog, give me the word
(You aint ready yet)




[b]Stop Frontin’
[/b]
Stop frontin, like you keep it hard on the street
Stop frontin, like you spit ill on the beat
Stop frontin, step back homie, take a seat
Stop frontin, like you aint gonna fall in defeat

Look man, it’s simple, ya see I’m full speed ahead
pop ya ass like a pimple, and ya whole crew fled
I’ll introduce you to the dead, man fuck what you said
all you sayin bullshit, that’s all that’s fillin ya head
instead, be cool, be easy, do like T.I told ya
you fool, so fuckin cheesy, you aint worth the shit a sold ya
and you aint no soldier, homie, you know the deal
if you’s a robber, then I got the flow to steal

Stop frontin, like you keep it hard on the street
Stop frontin, like you spit ill on the beat
Stop frontin, step back homie, take a seat
Stop frontin, like you aint gonna fall in defeat

Now it’s a round two knockout, you aint throwin no punches
I got left hooks comin in bunches, ya whole style’s redundant
look cousin, stop actin so hard for the camera
scrunchin ya face up, boy, you as hard as my grandma
we can do it in winter, spring, August I’ll summer slam ya
damn bruh, when is all the fakeness gonna cease
the truth gon be released, you aint never seen no police
fuck what you heard, best believe I’m a mutherfuckin beast

Stop frontin, like you keep it hard on the street
Stop frontin, like you spit ill on the beat
Stop frontin, step back homie, take a seat
Stop frontin, like you aint gonna fall in defeat

Round three, damn, how the hell are you still standin
I’m piloting ya career, it’s gon be a crash landin
now, how do you phonies keep on foolin the public
must got a actin degree, so go star in a dumb flick
I know you on some shit, were you born this way man?
did ya mama raise ya up constantly holdin ya hand
do they realize, ya whole public persona is a sham
warning to all rappers, I’m puttin ya under like quicksand

Stop frontin, like you keep it hard on the street
Stop frontin, like you spit ill on the beat
Stop frontin, step back homie, take a seat
Stop frontin, like you aint gonna fall in defeat





Man I'm always trying to get better and challenge myself cause I'm my biggest critic in everything I do. I wish i could come up with sick punchlines like Papoose, JR Writer, Lloyd Banks, 40 Cal, Big L (rip), Vakill, and tons of others. Speaking of which, I think I'll post some of my favorite punchliines in my next post. It'll be dope fo' sho' :afropic:

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Some of my favorite punchlines. (I got like 20 pages worth on my computer saved in a word document)

These are HOT so fuckin read em! :afropic:

[b]Lloyd Banks[/b]


nigga you know it's a pimpin-a-fair when them cars with us,
that's why you give ya hoe's mostly ice like bartenders

your shit ain't gon never pop like tengo chains,
that's why your bitch blowin' on me like nintendo games,

I ain't surprised most of these hoes been the same since school,
doing more bending over then a game of pool

Cars I 23 'em and armor all the tires up,
And keep a long line of hoes like fire trucks

I know the watch botherin ya vision
You reach, and I'll put a dot on ya head, like its part of yo religion

Run when we startin to raid
or leave wit 12 shells in ya mouth like a carton of eggs

I'm adding to society, mainly wit my system
Run and put em' in the truck, like a kidnapping victim

Uh, Banks is fresh out the gutter too smooth to stutter
This nigga melt a brother like two scoops of butter

nigga be damn near forty and still tucking
And nigga's baby mama's is pregnant and still fuckin
It's either 'cause they boyfriends a scrub like Brillo
or cause Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow

Even my father knows, where the revolver goes
I bring the beef to your front door like dominoes

I tell him 2 chill but he steady trippin,
Blinkin his eyes more than Eddy Griffin

I got 199 nines, you gon die today
And it's a sure thing, this ain't no Y2K

And if I see the bastard talking
I shut him up with my monster wheels like Jurassic Parking

dog I don't run with the poodles,
difference is I'm eating in Rome, and you eating roman noodles

Thank God for giving Banks the gift
You think that bandana makes you look gangsta
But all I see is a handkerchief

Fuck ass, only the green moves me
I got a clean Uzi
A pair of gloves and a mask from the Scream movie

And I'll be damned if I co-sign a old snitch
that was gangbangin when jaws was a goldfish

Go ahead try n do me harm soldier
and you'll be in a black bag like grass out the lawnmower

Aint walkin with the fire,
so if you say banks in ya verse, then you better be talkin bout Tyra

I gotta have bucks on the waist
I'm hungry like a south african with flies stuck to his face

You could either get bucked or get ya ass jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump

I got my own personal slave she really got a curfew
Cook and clean for the kid like Sealy in color purple

I know you wanna pop me but
If I hit you first, the exit wound gon be the size of a hockey puck

Fuck, I really hold the rubber
I send Sparks at you, and I don't mean Emilio or Bubba

You gotta come a little harder, nigga
You wear jerseys while mine a throwback and yours is a Starter

Gimme Barbie at her best
Bacardi at the chest
I'm similar to the young Marcus Darvey at the desk

to reach the sky, how far would a star go
to handle more cigars than a Cuban cargo

makin money from everything I spoke in this
Wrapped by more ice than a broken wrist

got ability to make missy a little tipsy
I'm more P.I.M.P than Mississippi

as far as Charlie, ya studio hour is a waste (as in Charlie Baltimore, the ugly bitch who's pale as fuck)
she look like she took a bag of flour in the face

And u try goin harder than star wars Anakin
Cuz u practice at ur house with a anus mannequin

got a belt full of steel you can call me santa
u better keep your eyes peeled like a fuckin banana

I got a car i only drive on Thursdays
I'm a stunna, Banks blows more cake then birthdays

Come here, take a look inside a entertainer's closet
I never trust a bitch, I blame Lorena Bobbitt

Niggaz stay in pocket, I know you're mad at me
But shit ain't all peaches and cream, and I ain't Sara Lee, bitch

I do this for the hood, niggaz stuck in the slammer
I smile cause I'm good, you act tough for the camera

Half of these so-called real niggaz'll probably sing
Nah I ain't pullin over, learned that from Rodney King

So tell your homey chill, you know I hold the steel
Everything aint jabs and hooks, and you ain't Holyfield

Step to me and I'll have your heart stop
Pack you and stuff you in a freezer like Otter Pops

I got stones that niggas can't afford to buy it
That's why I got beef bigger than Kelly Price before the diet

My team in the cut, im packin medal things
got more foreign shooters than the sacramento kings

watch those in the hood cause they follow ya
your jealousy's startin to show like the ribs in samalia

Acting like they holding chrome slugs and armories
but if we butt heads they talkin faster than bone thugs n harmony

Over twenty hoes that do what i say so
and argue over me like bitches on the flava flav show

If it's 2 chicks sit back and blow me
and argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe

I made a deal with the devil to give me hell in a booth
i got enough plaques to put a crack in yo tooth

even though my dollars are green
I rap for the kids that' too poor to waste eggs on halloween



Next up - [b]Papoose[/b]

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[b]Papoose[/b]

I won't con you for a gun but I con you for some yay in a sec
I aint a con artist but I con-yay like west

Clap you, and go on the run with a rifle
I'm gonna stay on the RUN like a pair of shell tops and a bible

I don't care who offended cause I handle my business
The gun stay in my jeans(genes) like it's family resemblence

When it comes to spendin money I stop at no price
I take a long time to stop spinnin (spendin) like the last dice

He act like he was about to take everything off him
He keep walkin like he stallin
If he ain't wanna do it why he keep talkin?
Just for that I made him do it - I forced da kid (foster kid) like he a orphan

I gave it to funk flex, he bombed it
now the stakes are high, like the top shelf of da meat market

get a lot of stares cause of what my jewelry is worth
these niggas be staring at me like my guns don't burst
I get a lot of stares when i walk through wit the hurse
but I can take the stares (stairs) like the elevator don't work

Killers'll put the glocks to your memory
I'ma son of a gun, so if I'm coming my pops comin with me

so son of a gun, i'm from the bridge
so if you a son of a gun, i'm bangin ya pops at his kids

I'll put ya baby daddy in a body bag,
when I squeeze and let the wop clap
I'll bag dad like Iraq

I dont know what u actin like u heartless for
when u know u a "target" like the department store

Remy look good in person jus like she do in the magazine,
so I'ma stay close to Ms. Martin like Dr. King

that weed keep my mind out tha gutter,
so i stay 'HI' like the word we use to greet each other

don't like sittin in the pen, it stinks,
but in brooklyn we sit in the pens like ink

lil bow wow the size of a mini teck,
we riddin around with guns the size of 50 cent

Gangbanging spreading like a disease called meningitis,
they sick with the B's and C's like hepatitis

ma i think your crazy if you dont deep throat
you serve no purpose, like a slow speed boat

Son know he can't come in my hood cause im'a hurt him
I stop son from coming in like curtains

freestylin ain't writting things down
i'm like Jadakiss with bail money I really freestyles (free Styles)

I got ya-yo for sale, great dro for sale
Heavyweight Hustler, my weight broke the scale

ill put da beats on em like da neptunes,
giv em 2 black eyes like a raccoon"

I know his body sore, cause I tried to break scrams
left him layin in the diner sore (dinosaur) like a cave man

if he think bullets don't burn, hit him in the side with the revolver,
i bet you'll give him side burns like a barber

I stack bread while you spending ya dough,
I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose

They mention me on the internet more then half of y'all
Cause my name enter the net like a basketball

While you on the block tryna make ya boy sell
my finger on the pound like im callin my voice mail

Fallen soldiers, my homies lay in caskets
cause they couldnt survive the heat just like the Mavericks
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Guest Coy Bacon
Cue the hillbillymusic.


[Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dum-dum-dum]

He's our smilin' good n******
with his finger on the trigger
and those shinin' pearly whites that we all love

But there's a brewin' situation
bound to cause some consternation
'cause he's gettin' tired of smilin' when he's really quite pissed off



[dum-Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding................ding-DING]


Hee Haaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!
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[quote name='Coy Bacon' post='383240' date='Nov 11 2006, 06:40 PM']Cue the hillbillymusic.
[Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dum-dum-dum]

He's our smilin' good n******
with his finger on the trigger
and those shinin' pearly whites that we all love

But there's a brewin' situation
bound to cause some consternation
'cause he's gettin' tired of smilin' when he's really quite pissed off
[dum-Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding Dum-dinga-ding-ding................ding-DING]
Hee Haaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!![/quote]


:lol:

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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='385938' date='Nov 13 2006, 05:50 PM']I want a Battle Thread for Christmas.[/quote]

Im down for that. Should have some free time during the holidays anyway.
I may retire after that, Im getting too old and its time to let someone younger (and less talented)
wear the crown as "the best".

I think early next year, I will start a tournament and the winner will be my successor. B)

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[quote name='sneaky' post='385946' date='Nov 13 2006, 06:15 PM']Im down for that. Should have some free time during the holidays anyway.
I may retire after that, Im getting too old and its time to let someone younger (and less talented)
wear the crown as "the best".

I think early next year, I will start a tournament and the winner will be my successor. B)[/quote]

I'm down for that.

By the way, did Whodey85 die? :huh:

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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='386214' date='Nov 14 2006, 08:26 AM']he's probably just busy with his girl.
i'm pretty sure she has him whipped.
^_^[/quote]

Yeah, and from what I heard, she's like 12 years old.


:o







:ninja:

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Guest whodey 85

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='383105' date='Nov 11 2006, 10:50 AM']Thanks, I'm still tryin to get alot better though.

Where the hell Whodey85? :mellow: I got his boy Papoose in my thread and everything.[/quote]

I appreciate that, Papoose got that fire.

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='385959' date='Nov 13 2006, 06:40 PM']I'm down for that.

By the way, did Whodey85 die? :huh:[/quote]

Nah, just been busy.

[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='386214' date='Nov 14 2006, 08:26 AM']he's probably just busy with his girl.
i'm pretty sure she has him whipped.
^_^[/quote]

Nah mayne, dont get it twisted.

[quote name='sneaky' post='386220' date='Nov 14 2006, 08:40 AM']Yeah, and from what I heard, she's like 12 years old.
:o
:ninja:[/quote]

Hater, end of story. :lol:

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Guest whodey 85
Just an update on how my rap game's goin:

Me n my boy are gonna b recordin a song this week. We got a connection over at the radio station so we supposed to be gettin it on the radio. The song's called My Motivation, its about my girl bein my motivation for rappin, not fame, money, or flashy shit. Since this is the Pimp Chronicles thread, I let yall read my lyrics, my boy aint gave me his yet tho, so I aint got his verse:

My Motivation

Chorus
For some people, its all about some dough
For others, its all about the show
Not cars, not fancy clothes
Girl, my motivation is you
Im lost, without ur light
For my success, I need u by my side
For u, girl, Id swallow my pride
So lets ride, u motivate my life

Verse 1
Ur my neccessity, words cant express
The way I feel girl, u so gorgeous
I call u sweety, u taste delicious
Other dudes is hatein, they envious
I dont blame'em tho, I would be too
Seein another man wit a girl like u
To leave u, they'd have to pay the price
Of the cost of love, then pay it twice
But dont worry girl, love's a priceless addiction
I got a sickness and ur love's my prescription
U got me trippin, wedding bells in my ear
U the finest lookin woman in this hemeshpere
We talkin vows up in front the congregation
I'd be lost without ur love relation
U make me better, I rise for the ocassion
Girl I need u forever, u-r my motivation

Bridge
Ur like an angel, a special gift from the sky
When God put u together he was workin overtime
Ur so fine, Im mezmorized by ur fisique
Ur body's unique, props to the artist of this masterpiece

Yea, Im gonna try n sing the chorus and the bridge.
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='387286' date='Nov 15 2006, 03:05 PM']Just an update on how my rap game's goin:

Me n my boy are gonna b recordin a song this week. We got a connection over at the radio station so we supposed to be gettin it on the radio. The song's called My Motivation, its about my girl bein my motivation for rappin, not fame, money, or flashy shit. Since this is the Pimp Chronicles thread, I let yall read my lyrics, my boy aint gave me his yet tho, so I aint got his verse:

My Motivation

Chorus
For some people, its all about some dough
For others, its all about the show
Not cars, not fancy clothes
Girl, my motivation is you
Im lost, without ur light
For my success, I need u by my side
For u, girl, Id swallow my pride
So lets ride, u motivate my life

Verse 1
Ur my neccessity, words cant express
The way I feel girl, u so gorgeous
I call u sweety, u taste delicious
Other dudes is hatein, they envious
I dont blame'em tho, I would be too
Seein another man wit a girl like u
To leave u, they'd have to pay the price
Of the cost of love, then pay it twice
But dont worry girl, love's a priceless addiction
I got a sickness and ur love's my prescription
U got me trippin, wedding bells in my ear
U the finest lookin woman in this hemeshpere
We talkin vows up in front the congregation
I'd be lost without ur love relation
U make me better, I rise for the ocassion
Girl I need u forever, u-r my motivation

Bridge
Ur like an angel, a special gift from the sky
When God put u together he was workin overtime
Ur so fine, Im mezmorized by ur fisique
Ur body's unique, props to the artist of this masterpiece

Yea, Im gonna try n sing the chorus and the bridge.[/quote]


Good to see everythings good with you. I'm interested in hearing this song. Like how you flow on it cause when I was reading it the first time, I couldn't get the flow of the verse down. I know you got it though obviously cause you wrote it. :D

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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='387345' date='Nov 15 2006, 04:47 PM']Good to see everythings good with you. I'm interested in hearing this song. Like how you flow on it cause when I was reading it the first time, I couldn't get the flow of the verse down. I know you got it though obviously cause you wrote it. :D[/quote]

Yea, when I get it recorded, Ill put a link for it or somethin. When u read it without the beat, its kinda hard to flow, but on tha track it sounds nice.

I might as well let yall in with another song Im gettin on. Im only gonna do one verse so Ill be featured on tha song. The song's called Leave At Night, its alot different from my song, but I dont care as long as I get on a track. Its about handlin business with a girl before ur girlfriend or wife gets home. I got a link to the beat and here's my verse:

[url="http://www.soundclick.com/pro/view/01/default.cfm?BandID=121163"]Leave At Night[/url]

Verse 2
Step in my crib, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirrin, no not a sound
Till u hit my bedroom, where we was found
U could see the bed shakein, but we was on the ground
Girl Im down for anythin that's on ya freaky mind
Pop in some Whodey then we get down n grind
Play knick-knack, no patty-wack, just give this girl my bone
Call another chick, a 3-way, but aint on the phone
I got plenty of tricks up in my repitua'
Like we double dutchin up in a managetwa
Bedroom, kitchen, livin room on the sofa
These hoes dont get wettin rings, I use a costa'
Its a one-hitta-quitta when it comes to this sex
I do a one-hitta-quitta, one time then next
When I tell u to leave, dont put up no fight
Aint no ship in this relation, Leave At Night

Without the beat, the lyrics look alright. But when u put the lyrics to the beat, mayne, its fire.

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Guest whodey 85

[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='387430' date='Nov 15 2006, 07:48 PM']Sounds hot :thumbsup:
I hope you gonna be up for the proposed battle thread around christmas that OG requested and sneaky said he was down for.[/quote]

Im not gonna say for sure that Ill b down, but if I can I will, and thats a promise.

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='387764' date='Nov 16 2006, 03:16 PM']Im not gonna say for sure that Ill b down, but if I can I will, and thats a promise.[/quote]

You dont want none of this son. I dont blame you. ;)

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Guest whodey 85

[quote name='sneaky' post='387777' date='Nov 16 2006, 03:37 PM']You dont want none of this son. I dont blame you. ;)[/quote]

Psh, u better b prayin that I aint in it the next round.

Nuskool gonna blow yall ass's out the water.

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