Kochman Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 GO BUCKS! We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious maze & blue "M" on their shirt. We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, I saw a minister. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the minister, "Where are you going?" "I'm going to give a service at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the minister. "Climb in, I'll give you a lift!" The minister climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors But still didn't see anything. I then remembered the minister, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry, I almost hit that Michigan fan." "That's OK," replied the minister, "I got him with the door." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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|Bengal Migration| Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaGs_McNasty Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Queer Eye for the Fuckeyes is the most popular show at the sports bar i work at every Saturday afternoon. And i wade thru the sea of scarlet and shit every time with my Michigan hat on just to rile the half-wits up. Fuck the Bucks Go Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 [quote name='ShaGs_McNasty' post='376252' date='Oct 31 2006, 07:41 AM']Queer Eye for the Fuckeyes is the most popular show at the sports bar i work at every Saturday afternoon. And i wade thru the sea of scarlet and shit every time with my Michigan hat on just to rile the half-wits up. Fuck the Bucks Go Blue[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img] Why would anyone get riled up ? Hell I`d point and laugh at you. The Buckeyes have OWNED Bitchigan since Tressel took over. 4-1 in case you`ve forgotten. Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bengals1181 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 [quote name='ShaGs_McNasty' post='376252' date='Oct 31 2006, 08:41 AM']Queer Eye for the Fuckeyes is the most popular show at the sports bar i work at every Saturday afternoon. And i wade thru the sea of scarlet and shit every time with my Michigan hat on just to rile the half-wits up. Fuck the Bucks Go Blue[/quote] oooh, aren't you all big and bad???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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