Little joke for ya....

[ColdGinAgain]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed & captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian chief proclaims: "So you are the graet Lone Ranger. In honor of our harvest festival, you will be executed in 3 days. But before I kill you, i will grant you 3 requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak with my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful half-naked blonde woman on his back.

As the Chief watches in wonderment, the blonde enters the lone Ranger's tent & spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine & loyal horse, but I'm still going to kill you in 2 days. What is your 2nd request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and again he whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a half-naked brunette even more beautiful than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent & spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. What is you last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds: "I'd like to speak to my horse - alone."

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him squarely in the eyes and says sternly: "Listen very carefully you dumb-assed horse...

For the last time.... I SAID bring POSSE."

[Jason]

[TigerTys]

I like.

[Actium]