Soundwave Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Strike Three? By Viking Update Staff Date: May 11, 2005 Onterrio Smith's NFL future has been placed in jeopardy after he was detained last month by airport security, who made a surprising discovery in his luggage. Last year when Onterrio Smith tested positive for a second time for marijuana, he was suspended four games and told if he tested positive again, he would be subject to a year-long suspension. Considering that his NFL career would be at stake, one would assume that would have been the wake-up call he needed to turn his life around. Either that, or he would have to kick it up a notch to hide his drug use. Apparently Smith chose the latter. On draft weekend, VU heard whispers that the Vikings' interest in one of the top three running backs available in the draft could have been prompted by Smith. While we weren't given specifics, one of the contentions was that Smith had a problem that could have resulted in a positive drug test. Details are finally coming forward as to what prompted the concerns and the whispers. On April 21, Smith was detained by airport security officials after something in his luggage -- later determined to be a tube of toothpaste -- set off metal detectors. Upon examination of his bags, security officials made a surprising discovery. Smith was in possession of a device called the Original Whizzinator, which is designed to beat standard drug tests. In the NFL, when players are tested, they must urinate in front of an NFL official. The kit, which Smith claimed he was bringing for his cousin, included vials of dried urine and a prosthetic penis that would give the appearance of the real McCoy and allow the user to give what the manufacturer claims is a foolproof way of passing a drug test. It is unclear at this point whether Smith has violated the league's substance abuse policy with the masking kit, but it doesn't look good for him or the Vikings. VU has been told that the team is investigating the matter and won't discuss it publicly, but this could put Smith's 2005 season in peril, if not his Vikings career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [quote name='Soundwave' date='May 11 2005, 01:13 PM']Strike Three? By Viking Update Staff Date: May 11, 2005 Onterrio Smith's NFL future has been placed in jeopardy after he was detained last month by airport security, who made a surprising discovery in his luggage. Last year when Onterrio Smith tested positive for a second time for marijuana, he was suspended four games and told if he tested positive again, he would be subject to a year-long suspension. Considering that his NFL career would be at stake, one would assume that would have been the wake-up call he needed to turn his life around. Either that, or he would have to kick it up a notch to hide his drug use. Apparently Smith chose the latter. On draft weekend, VU heard whispers that the Vikings' interest in one of the top three running backs available in the draft could have been prompted by Smith. While we weren't given specifics, one of the contentions was that Smith had a problem that could have resulted in a positive drug test. Details are finally coming forward as to what prompted the concerns and the whispers. On April 21, Smith was detained by airport security officials after something in his luggage -- later determined to be a tube of toothpaste -- set off metal detectors. Upon examination of his bags, security officials made a surprising discovery. Smith was in possession of a device called the Original Whizzinator, which is designed to beat standard drug tests. In the NFL, when players are tested, they must urinate in front of an NFL official. The kit, which Smith claimed he was bringing for his cousin, included vials of dried urine and a prosthetic penis that would give the appearance of the real McCoy and allow the user to give what the manufacturer claims is a foolproof way of passing a drug test. It is unclear at this point whether Smith has violated the league's substance abuse policy with the masking kit, but it doesn't look good for him or the Vikings. VU has been told that the team is investigating the matter and won't discuss it publicly, but this could put Smith's 2005 season in peril, if not his Vikings career. [right][post="91016"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] that cant be true, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 yeah its all over espn radio.. he had the wizer... lmao... and powdered urine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 34inXXIII Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Does Michael Irvin still endorse that device? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WHODEYNATION Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [img]http://www.whizzinator.com/images/model1_small.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WHODEYNATION Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [img]http://www.whizzinator.com/images/The-Whole-Kit_small.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WHODEYNATION Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 one of my buddies is in the army and he got busted using this product while taking a piss test for the army and almost got kicked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Well is the product only sold in white or what??? cause it would look awfuly suspition if he wipped out that white pecker taking a pee test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bengal_Smoov Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Marijuana will make men do strange things.........Onterrio has made a fool of himself, it will be awhile before he stops hearing about this. If he had the white fake dick he could say he's got the same disease as Micheal Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [quote name='Bengal_Smoov' date='May 11 2005, 04:15 PM']Marijuana will make men do strange things.........Onterrio has made a fool of himself, it will be awhile before he stops hearing about this. If he had the white fake dick he could say he's got the same disease as Micheal Jackson. [right][post="91070"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] marijana never made me do anything like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Or me.. I smoke and i dont feel the strange urge to carry around rubber penises and fake pee... its called nyasin... use it and u will clear any drug test...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [color="purple"][i]I guess it could have been worse [/color][/i] [img]http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/301/703_lul.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='May 11 2005, 05:46 PM'][color="purple"][i]I guess it could have been worse [/color][/i] [img]http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/301/703_lul.jpg[/img] [right][post="91111"][/post][/right][/quote] Hey I said NOPICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao... paparazi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WHODEYNATION Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 [quote name='BengalsCat' date='May 11 2005, 03:03 PM']Well is the product only sold in white or what??? cause it would look awfuly suspition if he wipped out that white pecker taking a pee test. [right][post="91059"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://www.whizzinator.com/images/color-whites.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.whizzinator.com/images/color-black.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracenuts Posted May 14, 2005 Report Share Posted May 14, 2005 [quote name='WHODEYNATION' date='May 12 2005, 02:11 PM'][img]http://www.whizzinator.com/images/color-whites.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.whizzinator.com/images/color-black.jpg[/img] [right][post="91567"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] it really sucks if your not that dark of black man, if you were one of those really light black people which one would you use?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 The black version is too big to fit into carry on luggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 I think one of you Admins/Mods might want to label this thread "NWS". I'm not at work, but if I was it might be a problem. Just IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 geesh.....do they make them for women? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 [quote name='BengalBeotch' date='May 14 2005, 10:37 PM']geesh.....do they make them for women? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [right][post="92445"][/post][/right][/quote] Sure, they're called "strap-on's". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 [quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='May 14 2005, 09:13 PM']The black version is too big to fit into carry on luggage. [right][post="92413"][/post][/right][/quote] word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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