Oldcat Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Onion NFL Preview http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=1 Cincinnati Bengals • Strength: In the past three years, their ability to convince NFL experts the team could make it to the Super Bowl has been staggering • Weakness: Terrell Owens wants to prove he can still play at a high level, but he wants to systematically destroy an entire football organization much, much more • Intangibles: The combination of T.O. and Ochocinco could make the Bengals so annoying at the receiver position that other teams forfeit to avoid playing them • Biggest Question: How good is Carson Palmer's psychiatrist? NFL To Expand Season To However Many Games It Takes To Permanently Injure Ray Lewis http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-to-expand-season-to-however-many-games-it-take,18025/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knomage Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 The Onion was a lot funnier before it became big business.. wasn't it only last year that no one was picking us to do anything at all?... the truth is usually an important part of anything truely humerous.. I guess someone needs to remind the Onioneers of that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincity Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 That was supposed to be funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 [quote name='Oldcat' timestamp='1284007082' post='915958'] Onion NFL Preview http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=1 Cincinnati Bengals • Strength: In the past three years, their ability to convince NFL experts the team could make it to the Super Bowl has been staggering • Weakness: Terrell Owens wants to prove he can still play at a high level, but he wants to systematically destroy an entire football organization much, much more • Intangibles: The combination of T.O. and Ochocinco could make the Bengals so annoying at the receiver position that other teams forfeit to avoid playing them • Biggest Question: How good is Carson Palmer's psychiatrist? [b] NFL To Expand Season To However Many Games It Takes To Permanently Injure Ray Lewis[/b] http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-to-expand-season-to-however-many-games-it-take,18025/ [/quote] [quote name='cincity' timestamp='1284035510' post='915996'] That was supposed to be funny? [/quote] That last part was amusing.. The rest, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Dey Forever Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 [quote name='Lucid' timestamp='1284053354' post='916128'] That last part was amusing.. The rest, not so much. [/quote] Obviously? We're all Bengals fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 [quote name='Who Dey Forever' timestamp='1284055995' post='916146'] Obviously? We're all Bengals fans. [/quote] Meh, I can enjoy a witty roasting of my favorite team, especially when the source is a comic outlet like The Onion (sports "journalists" aside). But I didn't find much worthy of a tickle except that last line.. (The annoying receivers causing forfeits was closest thing to funny about the Bengals). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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