[u]BJ circumcision 101[/u]

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[img]http://www.shands.org/health/surgeries/images/10221.jpg[/img]

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[i][b]Sidenote.... who the fuck doesn't circumsize their kids.....

fucking weirdos..... [/b][/i]

God damn,if I have to get snipped now at the age of 28 it's going to hurt like a motherfucker.

Why am I being reminded of the South Park Episode about Ike's Briss?

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 04:43 PM'][u]BJ circumcision 101[/u]


[img]http://www.shands.org/health/surgeries/images/10223.jpg[/img]
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OMGOMGOMG!!! MINE LOOKS LIKE THAT LAST PICTURE ON THE RIGHT.....except..... several inches longer, of course...and....black...

Nobody told me that I've been circumsized.




Now.....
how exactly do I confront my mom on this subject?

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 04:28 PM'][color="blue"][i][b]BengalRick.... you are confusing the hell out of me now.....  if you are circumsized then you have a circular hat... if not then a pointy top....

if you are not circumsized then you still can be.... it wouldn;t be putting anythin on, it would be removing what is there  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/23.gif[/img] [/b][/i][/color]
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[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

Holy jableebus. They're circumsizing MEN? Grown men? Owwwwwwwwwww......

My God, that's gonna hurt like a muthafucker...

[quote name='BadassBengal' date='Jul 6 2005, 04:38 PM'][b]MY PARENTS NEVER TOLD ME THAT THEY HAD AN OPERATION ON MY DICK WHEN I WAS A BABY! THEY COULD HAVE ACCIDENTALLY CUT IT OFF! WHAT THE FUCK!!![/b]
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you didnt know about circumsicion...did u think it came out looking like that...nope it came out looking like an elephants trunk

[quote]Now.....
how exactly do I confront my mom on this subject?[/quote]


[i]Next time you both are eating hotdogs.....[/i]

[img]http://whatsthatabout.com/link-sections/blogs/blogphotos/she-eating-hot-dog.jpg[/img]

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 04:50 PM'][i]Next time you both are eating hotdogs.....[/i]

[img]http://whatsthatabout.com/link-sections/blogs/blogphotos/she-eating-hot-dog.jpg[/img]
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dude, i'm about to lose it at work... that is FUCKING HILLARIOUS [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 05:50 PM'][i]Next time you both are eating hotdogs.....[/i]

[img]http://whatsthatabout.com/link-sections/blogs/blogphotos/she-eating-hot-dog.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

Exactly just ask her why she got rid of you bun.

Speaking of funny story... when I was a little kid around 4 I told my mom that I knew why boy's had a penius and girls didn't, I told her that they used the girls' penius for hotdogs.

[quote name='steggyD' date='Jul 6 2005, 04:39 PM']Does that work on other continents as well?
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I'm assuming that that was sarcasm, but regardless it got me laughing. Now enough of the cock talk already!!

this is possibly the funniest thread ever [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

I can hardly stop laughing at this entire thread. My face hurts.
[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

[i]Usual expression... during clippage [/i]


[img]http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0017-0309-1020-5434_SM.jpg[/img]

[i]Badass.....



after you talk to your mom about the circumcision there is stil one more thing to talk to your dad about ...............[/i]





[img]http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/black-baby-white-parents.jpg[/img]

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 6 2005, 06:02 PM'][i]Badass.....
after you talk to your mom about the circumcision there is stil one more thing to talk to your dad about ...............[/i]
[img]http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/black-baby-white-parents.jpg[/img]

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img]  
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[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

That would explain the Steve Urkel thing.

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

That pic reminds me of "Me, Myself, and Irene"

I cant believe I sat through 27 posts about BJs penis and another 10 on how BAB has made a new discovery and wants to talk about it with his mom.

circumsized is the way to be

Kudos to the first one who finds the device they sell to "un-circumcise" yourself.

[i]My All Time Favorite Thread.... figured I would Pin it for a while [/i]

Yeah this was a good one.