T-Dub

It's a sadistic fascist cult. Weak-willed people that get off on the cruelty because it makes them feel powerful. It doesn't have to make sense if they can watch other people suffer.

Your obsession with being viewed as "powerful" is so sad & transparent. Someone should probably check the crawlspace of your house. Done any recent cement work in the basement? Creepy mf.

WTF? The more you say the more this all makes sense. Very stable genius at work.

Yeah how dare I call this guy racist trash, obviously I was WAY out of line.

FFS listen to yourself. "Dear Leader created an office with no power in a friendly foreign nation! He is the bestest Daddy!" This can't be a grown ass man posting, quit playing.

So long as you're a straight, white, Christian (ha!) male that enjoys the taste of his balls. He's selling you out to a handful of billionaires you absolute fucking dolt. Pathetic cultist behavior. Get help.

I mostly mind that he's been here since the dial-up era & was named Assistant Head Coach. It'd be one thing if he'd been here through some kind of dynasty but it's been quite the opposite for most of his tenure. Bring in people that still have a pulse.

Or this one. IDK who looked at these and decided a block letter B was cooler. Aldi has a more exciting logo.

Best QB in the NFL but yeh, it's his fault the OL sucks. Definitely not the 80/20 passing offense, poor scheme, an inexperienced HC that won't give up play calling duties, bad drafting, or knowing he had to score 40+ to secure a win with a trash defense. No, the real problem is that he holds onto the ball too long. That guy really needs to lock it in, you know?

That's a whole lot of words to say Duke Tobin is the best they can get, which may be true, IDK. If Cincinnati really is such a huge disadvantage that they can't consistently compete at the NFL level they should probably move the team, but I don't buy that. I don't think anyone's falling over themselves to go to Indianapolis but FA's & their agents saw Manning & went there chasing a ring. Nashville, Buffalo, hell Kansas City isn't high on anyone's travel list either but the Hunts built a consistent winner that people want to be a part of when they get the chance. It's not the city's fault, it's the owners who can't get beyond that small town mentality. It's not 1989, there are Bengals fans in fuckin Singapore and they can tune in every week & buy the merch & probably even go to an NFL bar to hang out with other football fans. The Bengals aren't going to be the Cowboys but why can't they be as popular as the Stealers? Pittsburgh fucking sucks man, no one wants to move to fucking Pittsburgh, it's basically a grimier Cincinnati. The difference is winning, but the Browns/Blackburns would rather wring their hands and act like some kind of aw-shucks plucky yokel team that tries hard but can't help being an NFL charity case while acting like they're morally superior business tycoons that are just so much smarter than all these teams that actually keep pace with the competition. It's a tired, weak excuse and fans should reject it entirely instead of carrying water for them. $100M invested in 3 skill players and they can't scrape together another 4-5 to make damned sure their QB doesn't get mangled? That's not a fucking geography issue.

Rankins and Moss basically did nothing but Cappa and ADG were veteran starters. They may not have been great or even good last year but they answered the bell. Two budget replacements aren't going to fix the overall lack of depth in the front 7, even if they excel. Same for the IOL, one average guy when they need 2 starters. Their drafting has been poor, they have no scouts, yet they expect to draft immediate starters. "Bad luck."

Because Volson is still on the roster. If they turn out to be just as bad, unlikely but oh well, get rid of them too if that's how it goes. The point is not settling for garbage, no one's saying doing better will be easy. It's about making an effort, consistently, until they get results. They're complacent because they have Burrow & his favorite targets. That's somewhat understandable but why not make his job a little easier & see what happens?

I'd obviously prefer an outside hire that hasn't stopped noticing the organizational scent like a shut-in with 15 cats, but I'd be happy with Trey Brown. The best GM's in the league move on after a decade, let alone 3. The business is constantly changing, it's not meant to be a lifetime appointment. The OL and defensive drafting have been shit, so they fire the DC and OL coach? Both Tobin and Assistant Head Coach Simmons need to go, just to air the place out. They're not going to turn the page on the "old Bengals" with those 2 hanging around at the top. Build them a statue out front if that's what it takes but it's well past time to move on from them.

What's weird to someone living in Trump's diaper?

So is the Confederacy but you inbreds can't let that go. Fucking traitors, every last one of you.