BlackJesus

If you have 4 QBs, you likely have none ...

The Squeelers keep putting lipstick on a washed-up hallucinating pig 🐖 They would be better off trying Howard or Allar and letting them take their lumps, than going 9-8 with a rat-haired mid-life crisis who just won't let go.

^ Ayahuasca consumption in Shittsburgh just doubled. 😵‍💫

Give this hero the 🗝️ key to the Queen city 🧡

For those who like it in text form ... (I save it in my phone notes). Orange is home. Full Bengals 2026 Schedule: Preseason: - 🟠 Aug 13 vs Lions 7:00 PM - 🟠 Aug 22 vs Bears 7:00 PM - ⚫ Aug 28 @ Eagles 8:00 PM Regular Season: - 🟠 Sep 13 vs Buccaneers 1:00 PM - ⚫ Sep 20 @ Texans 1:00 PM - ⚫ Sep 27 @ Steelers 1:00 PM - 🟠 Oct 4 vs Jaguars 1:00 PM - ⚫ Oct 11 @ Dolphins 1:00 PM - BYE WEEK - ⚫ Oct 25 @ Ravens 1:00 PM - 🟠 Nov 1 vs Titans 1:00 PM - 🇪🇸 Nov 8 vs Falcons 9:30 AM (Madrid) - 🟠 Nov 15 vs Steelers 8:20 PM - ⚫ Nov 23 @ Commanders 8:15 PM - 🟠 Nov 29 vs Saints 1:00 PM - ⚫ Dec 6 @ Browns 1:00 PM - 🟠 Dec 13 vs Chiefs 4:25 PM - ⚫ Dec 20 @ Panthers 1:00 PM - ⚫ Dec 26/27 @ Colts TBD - 🟠 Dec 31 vs Ravens 8:15 PM - 🟠 Jan 9/10 vs Browns TBD

The only thing lamer than cutting his hair like that, was pretending to cut it ... #loser

^ Bengals have to guarantee Howell at 41, since #48 is. Mulugheta (who got #48 guaranteed) is the thorn in the side of financial planning for every NFL team, as his (effective) negotiating tactic is basically, "I get everything or my client does nothing while your fan base all turn on you."

Under the lights 🌝

Home games at Paycor 🐯

Poverty 💩

Squeelers are cooked 🍳

Week 1: Mims vs Bain 🔥