snarkster

Bengals offseason blueprint: 1. Sign Jamar & hopefully Tee - Check 2. Extend Trey 3. Draft a young Edge 4. Sign a veteran interior OL 5. Super Bowl Easy Peasy Wrong. I stupidly had come to think that Mikey boy had failed to pass the Douche Baggery gene on to the grandkids. WRONG. Give Henderson the $30-32M/yr. you're gonna end up giving him anyway, sign Stewart to a fair 17th pick slot deal and sign either Risner or Scherff as insurance at guard to protect - you know - the FUCKING FRACHISE! Tired of the bullshit dick-swinging games!

* I think Murphy is fine for another year, but really gonna have to step it up to see '26. Golden talking about using 3 LBs more often so Wilson, Knight, burks, Carter and Njongmeta could be a fairly solid rotation (moving on from Pratt). * I'd extend Trey (and I'd think if they weren't going to he'd already be gone). Worst case they hold him to his current deal this year with a possible Tag next season. A five-man EDGE rotation from among He, Stewart, Ossai, Murphy, Sample & Johnson (need 2 from among Stewart, Ossai and Murphy to step up big time). * I do everything possible to protect the Golden Child. I'd sign Risner or Scherff to pair with Fairchild at guard along with Karras, Brown and Mims. Lee, Ford, Patrick, Kirkland and Rivers would be fairly solid depth. Wouldn't necessarily axe Volson outright, but I'd really make him brawl for a reserve role. * I'd definitely sign Simmons to push both Stone & Battle at safety.

More than fine by me

* It would be ideal if the Bengals could find a DT who may be on the down side of their career, but can still get after the QB (I so wanted Calasis Campbell) as a 5th DT * Still need to find a veteran safety to push Stone * SIGN Scherff or Risner!

OC Ted Karras OG Brandon Scherff (or) Dalton Risner OG Dylan Fairchild OT Amarius Mims OT Orlando Brown OC Matt Lee / Seth McLaughlin G/T Jaxson Kirkland / Cordell Volson G/T Patrick Lucas G/T Cody Ford G/T Jalen Rivers

Not the Bengals worst draft day, but certainly not the best. A lot depends on Goldens success in converting Stewart's athletic abilities to sacks/pressures, IMO.

If Golden does go to more 3 LB sets, will they keep 6 and maybe hold onto Pratt? Wilson Pratt Burks Njongmeta / Heyward Knight Barrett How much would they save against the cap by s-canning Germaine? 8M?

Tahj Brooks (RB) Texas Tech The new Traveon Williams. Well, guess that's it unless someone takes extreme pity on us an offers a 7th for Pratt.

Peebles Bond Mickens Alexander Ewers

Damn! Was hoping Pegues would stick around. Peebles maybe?

Send Pratt to the Raiders for 6th Round Comp (213) & 7th (222) just for shits and giggles

Jalen River (OG) Miami(FL)

OG Frazier OL Mbow DL Pegues DL Peebles RB Gliddens TE Evans FS Mickens

What's worse, lasting 5+ Rounds or ending up in Queefland?

Mills gone

Will they try to salvage a 6th or 7th round pick out of former-Bengal Pratt before the day is done?

Hope one of Harmon, TJ Sanders, Donovan Jackson or Tate Ratledge is there at 49? Could injury and position drop Jihaad that far?

Well fuck. Not Volson Jr, Myles Murphy Jr. Somebody light a fire under his sorry ass! A lot of Tarzans opposite Trey.

I'm smelling Volson Jr. lol

Fook

Blowing up RB's around the league.

DAMN! Walker. Knew it.

Falcons taking a while. Dealing for Trey? 😊

Think the pats might have something to say?

Thinking Starks for the Bengals