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Naw, ask him what his taint tastes like.

I'll probably better his stats from last year. At least I won't fumble.

$9.65M would certainly buy a shit ton of Massengill. Midol & Vajazzle supplies

Glenn's a definite upgrade, but can he stay healthy? Fisher & Ogbuehi are Fisher & Ogbuehi. Hart is a step down from Sugar Tits. Pray for Kent Perkins.

OC Billy Price (1) / TJ Johnson / Mason Hampton (CFA) OG Clint Boling / Christian Westermann / Oni Omoile OG Alex Redmond / Trey Hopkins / Rod Taylor (7B) OT Cordie Glenn (Tr) / Cedric Ogbuehi / Justin Murray / Austin Fleer (CFA) OT Jake Fisher / Bobby Hart (FA) / Kent Perkins / Jevarious Leamon TE Tyler Eifert / Tyler Kroft / CJ Uzomah / Mason Schreck / Scott Orndoff / Jordan Franks (CFA) / Moritz Boehringer (FA) WR AJ Green / Josh Malone / Cody Core / Auden Tate (7C) / Devonte Boyd (CFA) WR Brandon LaFell / John Ross / Adonis Jennings (CFA) / Cam Sims (CFA) WR Tyler Boyd / Alex Erickson/ Kermit Whitfield / Virnel Moon (CFA) QB Andy Dalton / Matt Barkley / Jeff Driskel / Logan Woodside (7A) / Quinton Flowers (CFA) FB Ryan Hewitt / Cethan Carter RB Joe Mixon / Gio Bernard / Mark Walton (4) / Tra Carson / Brian Hill / Jarveon Williams / Ray Flowers (CFA) / Zach Green (CFA) DT Chris Baker (FA) / Andrew Billings / Josh Tupou DT Geno Atkins / Ryan Glasgow / DeShawn Williams DE Michael Johnson / Jordan Wills / Sam Hubbard (3A) DE Carlos Dunlap / Carl Lawson / Andrew Brown (5B) / Gaelin Elmore (CFA) MB Preston Brown (FA) / Hardy Nickerson / Carl Bradford / Connor Harris / Chris Worley (CFA) SB Jordan Evans / Vinnie Rey / Malik Jefferson (3B) / Junior Joseph (CFA) WB Vontaze Burfict / Nick Vigil / Brandon Bell / Ja'Von Rolland-Jones (CFA) CB Dre Kirkpatrick / Adam Jones / Josh Shaw / Darius Phillips (5C) / Kevin Toliver (CFA) / Sojourn Shelton CB William Jackson / Darqueze Dennard / Dontae Harris (5A) / Keivarae Russell / Tony McRae SS George Iloka / Shawn Williams / Robenson Terezie / Trayvon Henderson (CFA) FS Jessie Bates (2) / Clayton Fejedelem / Brandon Wilson PK Randy Bullock / Jonathan Brown PT Kevin Huber LS Clark Harris

Right year, wrong Century

DBs Henderson (5.44) & Toliver (5.55) seem to be the most highly regarded

UPDATE from Hobknob: All three 7th rounders will have to volunteer their services in camp because there just isn't enough Cap Space to sign them.

By that logic then, the addition of Glenn doesn't mean shit.

All I see is proven failure. Going to camp counting on them for anything was the main reason for last year's dismal season. Doubling down is not bringing different results.

Hope he is a miracle worker, but the 1st & 2nd rounders haven't done one damned thing to merit those picks. Maybe Pollock can squeeze something other than runny shit from Fisher and Ogbuehi, but I'd rather have other options available instead of relying on the failure twins (AGAIN).

So we're headed to camp with an OT situation of Glenn who is a proven NFL starter, but hasn't proven he can stay healthy; the ironically named Hart and the dismal duo of Ogbuehi/Fisher who in three years have yet to prove they deserve to be on a NFL roster. Might as well count on Kent Perkins, Jevarious Leamon or Justin Murray to step up. Two CB? Not sure they can beat out Russell for 4th CB (and that's only if the Bengals don't do something very Bengalish like bring back Pacman). RT is one of those spots where you should be able to find someone serviceable on the 3rd day. Yeah, BPA, yada, yada, yada, but this team needs tackle competition. Draft Fail, IMO.

'Nother CB. Darren Simmons caught everybody on a bathroom break, locked the War Room doors and has now stolen the show. Pacman probably gone at last.

Jones goes two picks before us to the Iggles