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Bunghole

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  1. **NFL bunker command center, we read you, go ahead** WE ARE LINEBACKER CURSED AND IT'S OUR FAULT BO JACKSON
  2. In all seriousness, outside of a brief window of a mixture of Thurman, Pollack, Tez and a small sprinkle of old assed Takeo and Simmons...since when has the linebacker experiment EVER worked for the Bengals? WHEN have we had someone anchoring our defense like a nasty, greasy Singletary? Marvin seemed to keep whiffing on that Ray Lewis clone. Man, if we'd just MURDERED some people, what could have been!
  3. I honestly think we are a more competitive team than Miami or NYJ. We have a couple more malcontent give-a-shits that Mike Brown wants to trade for a mint four car stable of low mileage 1994 Chevy Luminas, which will easily last him into the next decade before he needs to decide if he'll buy four more Luminas or a fleet of 18 wheeler transport trucks.
  4. Hi, my name is Steve and I am a Bengals fan. I recognize my illness is tied to my wallet, and even though my wallet has a 1990's style chain on it, Mike Brown still seems to get into it. Please advise.
  5. We need a slogan befitting our 2019 squad. Anyone? The recovering Alcoholic Cats? Anything?
  6. This hurts my heart. Literally. Mostly because I feel the same way. My emotional investment level is flatlined to zero. It's literally slapstick at this point, especially defensively. "Way to set up the rookie QB there D!". "Fuck you, O! Where's your line?" "Oh yeah we forgot, our bad." "Yo, where's that wide receiver group at?" "I don't know man, but Alex Ericson is hanging around over there, looking tall."
  7. My liking your post was like fucking my sister. Or like bragging about having a pool. An aboveground pool.
  8. Dude! An Englishman sighting! What rock you been hiding under? What's up man?
  9. I don't know where to begin. I've been watching from afar, more or less. I love and pimp the orange and black, wear the gear at work, it's a hilarious conversation piece for me now with my sickness on full display. Why yes, I bought tickets to the Jets game, why do you ask? This is the worst Bengals team I have seen since I have been a convert from being a Redskins fan growing up around that place until I landed here. This includes the 1990's teams. At least we had no expectations. Then Blake showed up and like the Seattle game this season, gave us fool's gold false hope(s). I love, but hate, HATE my team. And I can't stop. It's such a bad relationship but I can't let go. Fuck Mike Brown!
  10. Same. Dude TRIES despite his limitations speed-wise. Great catch radius. I expect we'll see more of that once Finley and he get dialed in with reps. Tate is good. Fuck the haters. Gotta deliver the ball the right way to him though. Not a timing guy.
  11. You guys have the fucking nerve to act surprised when we can't cover a TE? Fuck you! That's a millenia old issue! Linebacker, linebackers, linebackers....
  12. I think he'll be arguing with the bench today. Let's hope Dennard can fill the "Pacman-ish levels of emotional instability" role for us today. We'll need all of our combined efforts to make this a proper loss today.
  13. I just did. I bought a new license plate and holder for $60 for my Avalon and then I bought two tix to the Jets game (believing it being a very high probability of a comedy of errors type game, also one we should win) and a parking pass for $120. The seats are in section 106 and only a few rows back. Gotta go to at least one game a year with my oldest son. And of course because of that, I had to drop even MORE money to take my OTHER son to Indy to watch his Colts play the Jags next Sunday!
  14. Ohalete was fond of taking piggyback rides on opposing RB's backs the length of the field.
  15. I thought we called him revolving door. Perhaps that was Roland. Or maybe both?
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