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A pittsburgh fan selling tickets! For the love of God, someone snap them up. I would be all over this, if my inconsiderate buddy wasn't getting married on Sunday.

As it is, I will be dissapearing during key moments during the ceremony to watch the score. And if we win big, the drunken, slurry, wedding speech I throw down at the reception is going to be a barnstormer!

"You know, true love is hard to find...hiccup, I'd like to think that Mark and Jenna have found it and also that they...ahhh fuck it! Did you see those Bengals! Woo wooo! We bringing the pain to this bitch! The AFC North iz ours. *Leans heavily on the pedestal*

Thank you for Carson Palmer...word 'em up Chris Henry. Shaun Smith...you my boy. Chris Perry...I'm sorry i ever doubted you...Can we please close this ceremony down so we can go watch the highlights and the bride can take the groom upto the hotel room and get cummed on. Thank you, thank you....hiccup."..

*flashes number one sign on stage and then collapses while walking off stage.
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[quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' post='171610' date='Oct 17 2005, 10:59 AM']A pittsburgh fan selling tickets! For the love of God, someone snap them up. I would be all over this, if my inconsiderate buddy wasn't getting married on Sunday.

As it is, I will be dissapearing during key moments during the ceremony to watch the score. And if we win big, the drunken, slurry, wedding speech I throw down at the reception is going to be a barnstormer!

"You know, true love is hard to find...hiccup, I'd like to think that Mark and Jenna have found it and also that they...ahhh fuck it! Did you see those Bengals! Woo wooo! We bringing the pain to this bitch! The AFC North iz ours. *Leans heavily on the pedestal*

Thank you for Carson Palmer...word 'em up Chris Henry. Shaun Smith...you my boy. Chris Perry...I'm sorry i ever doubted you...Can we please close this ceremony down so we can go watch the highlights and the bride can take the groom upto the hotel room and get cummed on. Thank you, thank you....hiccup."..

*flashes number one sign on stage and then collapses while walking off stage.[/quote]

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[quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' post='171610' date='Oct 17 2005, 10:59 AM']A pittsburgh fan selling tickets! For the love of God, someone snap them up. I would be all over this, if my inconsiderate buddy wasn't getting married on Sunday.

As it is, I will be dissapearing during key moments during the ceremony to watch the score. And if we win big, the drunken, slurry, wedding speech I throw down at the reception is going to be a barnstormer!

"You know, true love is hard to find...hiccup, I'd like to think that Mark and Jenna have found it and also that they...ahhh fuck it! Did you see those Bengals! Woo wooo! We bringing the pain to this bitch! The AFC North iz ours. *Leans heavily on the pedestal*

Thank you for Carson Palmer...word 'em up Chris Henry. Shaun Smith...you my boy. Chris Perry...I'm sorry i ever doubted you...Can we please close this ceremony down so we can go watch the highlights and the bride can take the groom upto the hotel room and get cummed on. Thank you, thank you....hiccup."..

*flashes number one sign on stage and then collapses while walking off stage.[/quote]


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Reminds me of Rowen Atkenson standup.
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