Actium Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/070227"]http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...terbrook/070227[/url] Here's a sample: [quote]18. pissburgh stealers: Akeem Hebron, LB, Georgia Team officials expect Ben Roethlisberger to make a full recovery from the broken ribs, torn ligaments, root canals, pneumonia, dengue fever, brain surgery, lung transplant, skydiving accident, scuba-diving bends, whooping cough, bird flu and lumbago he suffered during the offseason[/quote][quote]22. CINCINNATI BENGALS: Micah Johnson, LB, Kentucky This year all Cincinnati draftees immediately will be placed under house arrest. As the Bengals' first choice walks up to the podium in New York, corrections officers will secure an electronic bracelet to his ankle.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 [quote]Team officials expect Ben Roethlisberger to make a full recovery from the broken ribs, torn ligaments, root canals, pneumonia, dengue fever, brain surgery, lung transplant, skydiving accident, scuba-diving bends, whooping cough, bird flu and lumbago he suffered during the offseason[/quote][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [quote]This year all Cincinnati draftees immediately will be placed under house arrest. As the Bengals' first choice walks up to the podium in New York, corrections officers will secure an electronic bracelet to his ankle.[/quote] ***shakes fist like Go*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 [quote]20. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES: Justin Boren, C, Michigan Some family-values groups have objected to the team's use of porn starlets as cheerleaders.[/quote] Boren was on my high school team last year. He is the strongest person I have ever seen. He could bench of 450 and squat 700 going into his senior year of high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 [quote name='eskimo' post='446753' date='Feb 27 2007, 11:08 PM']Boren was on my high school team last year. He is the strongest person I have ever seen. He could bench of 450 and squat 700 going into his senior year of high school.[/quote] The next time you see him give him an [size=7][color="#FF0000"]O[/color]-[color="#808080"]H[/color][/size] for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Ok I have to admit those were funny. The toothlessberger one was dead on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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